History Film / HanselAndGretelGetBaked

* TheLostWoods: This is basically what [[spoiler:Agnes' pot farm]] is.

Once upon a time, there was a brother and sister named Hansel (Creator/MichaelWelch) and Gretel (Creator/MollyQuinn). Gretel and her boyfriend Ashton (Andrew James Allen) are potheads who've just stumbled upon a special blend called Black Forest, made by a little old lady from Pasadena (Creator/LaraFlynnBoyle). Ashton decides to get a stash straight from the old lady...and that's when the trouble begins. Eventually, Gretel goes on a mission to save her boyfriend...only to get drawn into a terrifying struggle with a witch with a bad case of the munchies.

* ZettaiRyouiki: Gretel starts the movie in Grade C with shorts, but moves up to Grade A for about 1/3 of the film. Then, for the last third no thigh visible at all.

-->'''Gretel:''' Can you take me to Pasadena?
-->'''Hansel:''' What's in Pasadena?
-->'''Gretel:''' ''(beat where [[Series/CSIMiami Horatio Caine]] would have put on his shades)''' A little old lady.

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Once upon a time, there was a brother and sister named Hansel ([[Series/JoanOfArcadia Michael]] [[Film/{{Twilight}} Welch]]) and Gretel ([[Series/{{Castle}} Molly Quinn]]). Gretel and her boyfriend Ashton (Andrew James Allen) are potheads who've just stumbled upon a special blend called Black Forest, made by a little old lady from Pasadena (Lara Flynn Boyle). Ashton decides to get a stash straight from the old lady...and that's when the trouble begins. Eventually, Gretel goes on a mission to save her boyfriend...only to get drawn into a terrifying struggle with a witch with a bad case of the munchies.

* AndStarring: Lara Flynn Boyle gets an "and" with the last credit. CaryElwes gets a "with" credit...and people will have to watch the movie again [[BillingDisplacement to figure out just where in the movie he is]].[[note]]He's the power company guy who gets killed before the opening credits.[[/note]]

A 2013 independent film that's based on the ''Literature/HanselAndGretel'' fairy tale. In fact, it's ''[[RecycledInSpace Hansel and Gretel]]'' [-WITH POT!-]

Once upon a time, there was a brother and sister named Hansel ([[Series/JoanOfArcadia Michael]] [[Film/{{Twilight}} Welch]]) and Gretel ([[Series/{{Castle}} Molly Quinn]]). Gretel, and her boyfriend Ashton (Andrew James Allen), are potheads, who've just stumbled upon a special blend called Black Forest, made by a little old lady from Pasadena (Lara Flynn Boyle). Ashton decides to get a stash straight from the old lady...and that's when the trouble begins. Eventually, Gretel goes on a mission to save her boyfriend...only to get drawn into a terrifying struggle with a witch with a bad case of the munchies.

!!''Hansel and Gretel get baked'' contains the following tropes:

* DistressedDude: Instead of Hansel this time, it's Ashton that's the distressed dude. [[spoiler:He doesn't last long.]]

* GingerbreadHouse: Agnes' house isn't made of gingerbread, but she has a miniature gingerbread house in her living room. She [[SchmuckBait warns her prospective buyers not to touch it.]]

* KillItWithFire [[spoiler:Except she survives.]]

* MurderByCremation [[spoiler:Except she survives.]]
* ParentalAbandonment: In this version of the fairy tale, the Hansel and Gretel's parents are nowhere to be found. All we hear of them is a note to Hansel at the beginning of the movie.
* PoliceAreUseless: When Ashton goes missing, Gretel tries to go to the police, who refuse to help because Ashton's a known druggie. Later, when they actually do decide to investigate, [[spoiler:They're taken out instantly by a pissed off Agnes.]]
* TrailOfBreadCrumbs: Except, in this case, they're Skittles. Benny's girlfriend Bianca acts as the birds in this instance.
* WickedWitch: Agnes.

* AndStarring: Lara Flynn Boyle gets an "and" with the last credit. CaryElwes gets a "with" credit...and people will have to watch the movie again [[BillingDisplacement to figure out just where in the movie he is]].[[note]]He's the power company guy who gets killed before the credits.[[/note]]

A 2012 independent film that's based on the ''Literature/HanselAndGretel'' fairy tale. In fact, it's ''[[RecycledInSpace Hansel and Gretel]]'' [-WITH POT!-]

* LifeEnergy: Agnes drains the life force out of [[Spoiler:Ashton and one of Carlos' thugs]] to grow younger.
* TheLostWoods: This is basically what [[Spoiler:Agnes' pot farm]] is.

* AnimateDead: [[Spoiler:Agnes does this to Benny, then to Carlos.]]

* DistressedDude: Instead of Hansel this time, it's Ashton that's the distressed dude. [[Spoiler:He doesn't last long.]]

* MurderByCremation [[Spoiler:Except she survives.]]

Once upon a time, there was a brother nad sister named Hansel ([[Series/JoanOfArcadia Michael]] [[Film/{{Twilight}} Welch]]) and Gretel ([[Series/{{Castle}} Molly Quinn]]). Gretel, and her boyfriend Ashton (Andrew James Allen), are potheads, who've just stumbled upon a special blend called Black Forest, made by a little old lady from Pasadena (Lara Flynn Boyle). Ashton decides to get a stash straight from the old lady...and that's when the trouble begins. Eventually, Gretel goes on a mission to save her boyfriend...only to get drawn into a terrifying struggle with a witch with a bad case of the munchies.