History DrinkingGame / Maury

''Maury'' drinking game time!

* Play competitively with a friend during a paternity test or lie detector episode: during the interview before the test results, decide who will take "IS"/"is NOT the father" or "telling the truth/that was a lie" (majority results win for the latter type of episode) for each individual guest, and both players cannot choose the same side per guest. Loser drinks.

* Play competitively with a friend during a paternity test or lie detector episode: during the interview before the test results, decide who will take "IS"/"is NOT the father" or "telling the truth/that was a lie" for each individual guest, and both players cannot choose the same side per guest. Loser drinks.

* Play competitively with a friend during a paternity test episode: during the interview before the test results, decide who will take "IS the father" and "is NOT the father" for each individual guest, and both players cannot choose the same side per guest. Loser drinks.

* Play competitively with a friend during a paternity test episode: during the interview before the test results, decide who will take "IS the father" and "is NOT the father" for each individual guest, and both players cannot choose the same side for the same guest. Loser drinks.

* Play competitively with a friend during a paternity test episode: during the interview before the test results, decide who will take "IS the father" and "is NOT the father", and both players cannot choose the same side. Loser drinks.

* If the episode you're watching ''isn't'' about paternity tests, cheating, exploiting transsexuals, etc. but is instead about something Heartwarming like animals, raise a toast to the show for having some decency, and drink at your leisure!

* If the episode you're watching ''isn't'' about paternity tests, cheating, transsexuals, etc. but is instead about something Heartwarming like animals, raise a toast to the show for having some decency, and drink at your leisure!

** Two drinks if it's 1,000-percent or more.

*** On that note, take two drinks if Ralph has to go on stage to explain the results.

** If one (or more) of them was wrong, two drinks.

** Drink several sips if they go back to their old ways later on.

* If an unruly teen or an abusive husband/boyfriend is sent away to be scared straight, take a sip every time one of them cries and another if they vow to change their ways.

* If the mother seeking her baby's father makes repeat guest appearances, take one sip per appearance she made on the show.

* When a teen says "I'm a grown-ass woman/man!"
* When a mother seeking a DNA test for her baby daddy runs offstage in histerics after hearing undesired results.

* When a man says "When I'm proved innocent, she has to stop accusing me!" and is shown to have cheated. If he's actually innocent after saying this, drink the entire glass, because you've just witnessed a miracle.

** Two sips if the man does the same thing to discredit the mother's accusations like "Look at the kid's skin! Do I look Hispanic to you!?"

* When a mother walks up to the video screen onstage and starts comparing her baby's features to her possible baby daddy when they're shown side-by-side. "Look at him! Don't he got Tyrone's eyes?!"

* When a mother walks up to the video screen onstage and starts comparing her baby's features to her possible baby daddy when they're shown side-by-side. "Look at him! Don't he got Tyrone's eyes?!"

* On those rare occasions the audience cheers for the guy ... wait, that never happens.

** When you guess the right gender because they were heavily implied to be the opposite, drink until everyone onstage starts looking hot.

* Every time a teen says "I'm a grown-ass woman/man!"

* When the man says "She's got to stop accusing me of these things!" in his intro video but when he comes on stage, it's turned out he confessed to Ralph Barberi, the lie detector administrator, that he did at least some of "these things!"