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* Enjoy long travel and modern comforts? Hate dirt and water? You should definitely visit our [[ThatsNoMoon large cruise planetoid]] as it travels from system to system! Meet the [[LaResistance friendly locals]], enjoy [[SealedEvilInACan stunning ancient ruins]] and meet [[TheDragon famous]] [[EvilOverlord celebrities]] along the way! Meet us in the [[DoomedHometown Alderaan System]]! [[spoiler: Death Star, ''Franchise/{{Star Wars}}'']]

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* Enjoy long travel and modern comforts? Hate dirt dirt, water and water? ''especially'' sand? You should definitely visit our [[ThatsNoMoon large cruise planetoid]] as it travels from system to system! Meet the [[LaResistance friendly locals]], enjoy [[SealedEvilInACan stunning ancient ruins]] and meet [[TheDragon famous]] [[EvilOverlord celebrities]] along the way! Meet us in the [[DoomedHometown Alderaan System]]! [[spoiler: Death Star, ''Franchise/{{Star Wars}}'']]


* Enjoy long travel and modern comforts? Hate dirt and water? You should definitely visit our [[ThatsNoMoon large cruise planetoid]] as it travels from system to system! Meet the [[LaResistance friendly locals]], enjoy [[SealedEvilInACan stunning ancient ruins]] and meet [[TheDragon famous]] [[EvilOverlord celebrities]] along the way! Meet us in the [[DoomedHometown Alderaan System]]! [[spoiler: Death Star, "{{Star Wars}}"]]

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* Enjoy long travel and modern comforts? Hate dirt and water? You should definitely visit our [[ThatsNoMoon large cruise planetoid]] as it travels from system to system! Meet the [[LaResistance friendly locals]], enjoy [[SealedEvilInACan stunning ancient ruins]] and meet [[TheDragon famous]] [[EvilOverlord celebrities]] along the way! Meet us in the [[DoomedHometown Alderaan System]]! [[spoiler: Death Star, "{{Star Wars}}"]]''Franchise/{{Star Wars}}'']]


* Greetings! I am the Monitor of Installation 04. I am 343 Guilty Spark. During your visit, you can expect to find [[CannonFodder funny, high pitched aliens]], [[ProudWarriorRaceGuy reptilian alien who say "Wort, Wort, Wort!!"]], [[TheBrute Wookiee knockoffs]], and even bird aliens. You will also find the wildlife, including an intelligent parasite! [[spoiler: Installation 04, {{Halo}}]]

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* Greetings! I am the Monitor of Installation 04. I am 343 Guilty Spark. During your visit, you can expect to find [[CannonFodder funny, high pitched aliens]], [[ProudWarriorRaceGuy reptilian alien who say "Wort, Wort, Wort!!"]], [[TheBrute Wookiee knockoffs]], and even bird aliens. You will also find the wildlife, including an intelligent parasite! [[spoiler: Installation 04, {{Halo}}]]Franchise/{{Halo}}]]


* Hey there, human! Care to go somewhere truly [[EldritchLocation exotic]]? Look no further than our humble land! Encounter our [[AnimalisticAbomination unique creatures]] and feel the [[MeatMoss soft, damp moss]] between your toes! The [[HumanoidAbomination locals]] will be happy to welcome you [[NightmareFace face-to-face]] with our [[HellIsThatNoise cheerful greeting]]! Don't be afraid of the [[BigCreepyCrawlies bugs]], [[BlatantLies they're not too big or harmful at all]]! Take a nice trip over here, [[TheCorruption it might be closer thank you think]]![[spoiler:The Crimson from ''VideoGame/{{Terraria}}'']]

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* Hey there, human! Care to go somewhere truly [[EldritchLocation exotic]]? Look no further than our humble land! Encounter our [[AnimalisticAbomination unique creatures]] and feel the [[MeatMoss soft, damp moss]] between your toes! The [[HumanoidAbomination locals]] will be happy to welcome you [[NightmareFace face-to-face]] with our [[HellIsThatNoise cheerful greeting]]! Don't be afraid of the [[BigCreepyCrawlies bugs]], [[BlatantLies they're not too big or harmful at all]]! Take a nice trip over here, [[TheCorruption it might be closer thank than you think]]![[spoiler:The Crimson from ''VideoGame/{{Terraria}}'']]


* Hey there, human! Care to go somewhere truly [[EldritchLocation exotic]]? Look no further than our humble land! Encounter our [[AnimalisticAbomination unique creatures]] and feel the [[MeatMoss soft, damp moss]] between your toes! The [[HumanoidAbomination locals]] will be happy to welcome you [[NightmareFace face-to-face]] with our [[HellIsThatNoise cheerful greeting]]! Don't be afraid of the [[BigCreepyCrawlies bugs]], [[BlatantLies they're not too big or harmful at all]]! Take a nice trip over here, [[TheCorruption it might be closer thank you think]]![[spoiler:The Crimson from ''Terraria'']]

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* Hey there, human! Care to go somewhere truly [[EldritchLocation exotic]]? Look no further than our humble land! Encounter our [[AnimalisticAbomination unique creatures]] and feel the [[MeatMoss soft, damp moss]] between your toes! The [[HumanoidAbomination locals]] will be happy to welcome you [[NightmareFace face-to-face]] with our [[HellIsThatNoise cheerful greeting]]! Don't be afraid of the [[BigCreepyCrawlies bugs]], [[BlatantLies they're not too big or harmful at all]]! Take a nice trip over here, [[TheCorruption it might be closer thank you think]]![[spoiler:The Crimson from ''Terraria'']]''VideoGame/{{Terraria}}'']]


* Hey there, human! Care to go somewhere truly [[EldritchLocation exotic]]? Look no further than our humble land! Encounter our [[AnimalisticAbomination unique creatures]] and feel the [[MeatMoss soft grass]] between your toes! The [[HumanoidAbomination locals]] will be happy to greet you with our [[HellIsThatNoise cheerful greeting]]! Don't be afraid about the [[BigCreepyCrawlies bugs]], [[BlatantLies they're not too big or harmful at all]]! Take a nice trip over here, [[TheCorruption it might be closer thank you think]]![[spoiler:The Crimson from ''Terraria'']]

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* Hey there, human! Care to go somewhere truly [[EldritchLocation exotic]]? Look no further than our humble land! Encounter our [[AnimalisticAbomination unique creatures]] and feel the [[MeatMoss soft grass]] soft, damp moss]] between your toes! The [[HumanoidAbomination locals]] will be happy to greet welcome you [[NightmareFace face-to-face]] with our [[HellIsThatNoise cheerful greeting]]! Don't be afraid about of the [[BigCreepyCrawlies bugs]], [[BlatantLies they're not too big or harmful at all]]! Take a nice trip over here, [[TheCorruption it might be closer thank you think]]![[spoiler:The Crimson from ''Terraria'']]


* Tired of that little backwater village that you live in? Ever wonder if there's anything more out there for you? Then perhaps the [[BigApplesauce Big Bacon]] itself should be your next destination. As you arrive there in a stretch limo, you'll see the bright lights and the hustle and bustle of the [[WelcomeToCorneria crowds]]. With an arcade, movie theatre and even a funfair within the urban grounds, you'll never get bored, and the [[UncannyValley pleasant ladies]] working in the restaurant will ensure that your meals are enjoyable. Marvel at the [[LivingStatue gigantic statue]] overlooking the east side, said to be the city's protector! Gaze at how impossibly high the state building is (surely that '''can't''' only be [[ItsAllUpstairsFromHere 100 floors]])! Sample the unique hotdogs that the vendor outside the cinema sells ([[ForeignQueasine you really won't find anything else like them]])! You'll certainly be a [[BrainwashedAndCrazy nicer person]] once you take a dip in the springs here. [[spoiler:New Pork City from ''Mother 3'']]

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* Tired of that little backwater village that you live in? Ever wonder if there's anything more out there for you? Then perhaps the [[BigApplesauce Big Bacon]] itself should be your next destination. As you arrive there in a stretch limo, you'll see the bright lights and the hustle and bustle of the [[WelcomeToCorneria crowds]]. With an arcade, movie theatre and even a funfair within the urban grounds, you'll never get bored, and the [[UncannyValley pleasant ladies]] working in the restaurant will ensure that your meals are enjoyable. Marvel at the [[LivingStatue gigantic statue]] overlooking the east side, said to be the city's protector! Gaze at how impossibly high the state building is (surely that '''can't''' only be [[ItsAllUpstairsFromHere 100 floors]])! Sample the unique hotdogs that the vendor outside the cinema sells ([[ForeignQueasine you really won't find anything else like them]])! You'll certainly be a [[BrainwashedAndCrazy nicer person]] once you take a dip in the springs here. [[spoiler:New Pork City from ''Mother 3'']]3'']]
*Hey there, human! Care to go somewhere truly [[EldritchLocation exotic]]? Look no further than our humble land! Encounter our [[AnimalisticAbomination unique creatures]] and feel the [[MeatMoss soft grass]] between your toes! The [[HumanoidAbomination locals]] will be happy to greet you with our [[HellIsThatNoise cheerful greeting]]! Don't be afraid about the [[BigCreepyCrawlies bugs]], [[BlatantLies they're not too big or harmful at all]]! Take a nice trip over here, [[TheCorruption it might be closer thank you think]]![[spoiler:The Crimson from ''Terraria'']]


* [[StockAmericanPhrases Howdy, pardner!]] Let us take you on an unforgettable, hands-on journey of the Texas meat-packing business! We'll take you on tour through a [[NothingExcitingEverHappensHere small, rural community]] where you'll have a chance to meet some of the [[AxCrazy colorful locals]], who will engage you in exciting, hands-on approach to slaughtering tools and equipment. After going by a meat packing and processing plant, we'll take an afternoon excursion to meet [[CannibalClan a great big family]] of meat specialists who have lived on the same plot of land since before [[TheAmericanCivilWar the war]]! [[RememberTheNewGuy Hey, look, it's Grandpa!]] What's that, Grandpa? Is dinner ready yet? [[UnfortunateImplications Don't worry, Grandpa, I'll cut that up for you!]] [[spoiler: "the backwaters of 1970's rural Texas", "Film/TheTexasChainSawMassacre1974"]]

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* [[StockAmericanPhrases Howdy, pardner!]] Let us take you on an unforgettable, hands-on journey of the Texas meat-packing business! We'll take you on tour through a [[NothingExcitingEverHappensHere small, rural community]] where you'll have a chance to meet some of the [[AxCrazy colorful locals]], who will engage you in exciting, hands-on approach to slaughtering tools and equipment. After going by a meat packing and processing plant, we'll take an afternoon excursion to meet [[CannibalClan a great big family]] of meat specialists who have lived on the same plot of land since before [[TheAmericanCivilWar [[UsefulNotes/TheAmericanCivilWar the war]]! [[RememberTheNewGuy Hey, look, it's Grandpa!]] What's that, Grandpa? Is dinner ready yet? [[UnfortunateImplications Don't worry, Grandpa, I'll cut that up for you!]] [[spoiler: "the backwaters of 1970's rural Texas", "Film/TheTexasChainSawMassacre1974"]]


* Who needs the quiet day-to-day dullness of [[{{Arcadia}} where you live now?]] Come to our custom resort, located on prime real estate near a [[LethalLavaLand beautiful volcanic plain]], and spend your days in [[TailorMadePrison peace and relaxation]]! Our [[EvilTowerOfOminousness main complex]] is fully equipped to deal with [[ColdBloodedTorture all your needs]], no matter what they might be. And when you get tired of the facilities, take a stroll around our gardens, where if you're lucky you might even find something growing! And don't worry about [[TheAlliance potential invaders.]] Our [[EvilOverlord quite]] [[RedEyesTakeWarning capable]] [[EvilEye president]] watches over the whole estate from his penthouse office. [[spoiler: "{{Mordor}}"]]

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* Who needs the quiet day-to-day dullness of [[{{Arcadia}} where you live now?]] Come to our custom resort, located on prime real estate near a [[LethalLavaLand beautiful volcanic plain]], and spend your days in [[TailorMadePrison peace and relaxation]]! Our [[EvilTowerOfOminousness main complex]] is fully equipped to deal with [[ColdBloodedTorture all your needs]], no matter what they might be. And when you get tired of the facilities, take a stroll around our gardens, where if you're lucky you might even find something growing! And don't worry about [[TheAlliance potential invaders.]] Our [[EvilOverlord quite]] [[RedEyesTakeWarning capable]] [[EvilEye [[GiantEyeOfDoom president]] watches over the whole estate from his penthouse office. [[spoiler: "{{Mordor}}"]]


* You like big cities? Have I got a place for you. The [[{{kaiju}} locals]] are a little rough, but that's just part of the adventure. Enjoy our hot springs! Your children will enjoy our [[HumongousMecha robots]] and seeing the [[ThatsNoMoon secrets]] inside the buildings. It's all a very interesting city, except [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial over there]]. And all the Tang you can drink. [[spoiler: "[[NeonGenesisEvangelion Tokyo-3]]"]]
* Tired of that little backwater village that you live in? Ever wonder if there's anything more out there for you? Then perhaps the [[BigApplesauce Big Bacon]] itself should be your next destination. As you arrive there in a stretch limo, you'll see the bright lights and the hustle and bustle of the [[WelcomeToCorneria crowds]]. With an arcade, movie theatre and even a funfair within the urban grounds, you'll never get bored, and the [[UncannyValley pleasant ladies]] working in the restaurant will ensure that your meals are enjoyable. Marvel at the [[LivingStatue gigantic statue]] overlooking the east side, said to be the city's protector! Gaze at how impossibly high the state building is (surely that '''can't''' only be [[ItsAllUpstairsFromHere 100 floors]])! Sample the unique hotdogs that the vendor outside the cinema sells ([[ForeignQueasine you really won't find anything else like them]])! You'll certainly be a [[BrainwashedAndCrazy nicer person]] once you take a dip in the springs here. [[spoiler:New Pork City from ''Mother 3'']]

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* You like big cities? Have I got a place for you. The [[{{kaiju}} locals]] are a little rough, but that's just part of the adventure. Enjoy our hot springs! Your children will enjoy our [[HumongousMecha robots]] and seeing the [[ThatsNoMoon secrets]] inside the buildings. It's all a very interesting city, except [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial over there]]. And all the Tang you can drink. [[spoiler: "[[NeonGenesisEvangelion "[[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Tokyo-3]]"]]
* Tired of that little backwater village that you live in? Ever wonder if there's anything more out there for you? Then perhaps the [[BigApplesauce Big Bacon]] itself should be your next destination. As you arrive there in a stretch limo, you'll see the bright lights and the hustle and bustle of the [[WelcomeToCorneria crowds]]. With an arcade, movie theatre and even a funfair within the urban grounds, you'll never get bored, and the [[UncannyValley pleasant ladies]] working in the restaurant will ensure that your meals are enjoyable. Marvel at the [[LivingStatue gigantic statue]] overlooking the east side, said to be the city's protector! Gaze at how impossibly high the state building is (surely that '''can't''' only be [[ItsAllUpstairsFromHere 100 floors]])! Sample the unique hotdogs that the vendor outside the cinema sells ([[ForeignQueasine you really won't find anything else like them]])! You'll certainly be a [[BrainwashedAndCrazy nicer person]] once you take a dip in the springs here. [[spoiler:New Pork City from ''Mother 3'']]


* Bored of [[BadFuture home?]] Wanting to escape the [[CrapsackWorld doldrums of Earth]]? Then come join our pioneering venture to colonize a newly discovered [[DeathWorld planetoid!]] With [[AbandonedLaboratory spacious scientific research areas]], comfortable lodgings, and [[BlatantLies adorable alien fauna]] who just [[FaceFullOfAlienWingWong love getting close to you]], this is the home for you and your family! [[spoiler: the homeworld from "{{Alien}}"]]

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* Bored of [[BadFuture home?]] Wanting to escape the [[CrapsackWorld doldrums of Earth]]? Then come join our pioneering venture to colonize a newly discovered [[DeathWorld planetoid!]] With [[AbandonedLaboratory spacious scientific research areas]], comfortable lodgings, and [[BlatantLies adorable alien fauna]] who just [[FaceFullOfAlienWingWong love getting close to you]], this is the home for you and your family! [[spoiler: the homeworld from "{{Alien}}"]]"Film/{{Aliens}}"]]


* Looking for a more urban scene? Then do we have the place for you! [[SecretPolice With low crime rates]], whether enjoying their famous "Victory Gin" or taking an extended tour of the [[SuperFunHappyTropeOfDoom Ministry of Peace]], the nightlife is just full of excitement![[note]]the same way getting an adrenalin rush from being on fire is ''Exciting''[[/note]], and their [[{{Brainwashed}} cheery staff]] will be almost like a [[BigBrotherIsWatching family to you]]. Consistently rated [[{{Newspeak}} TwiceDoublePlusGood]] in ''Insoc Today'' 300 years in a row. [[spoiler: Oceania, ''{{1984}}'']]

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* Looking for a more urban scene? Then do we have the place for you! [[SecretPolice With low crime rates]], whether enjoying their famous "Victory Gin" or taking an extended tour of the [[SuperFunHappyTropeOfDoom Ministry of Peace]], the nightlife is just full of excitement![[note]]the same way getting an adrenalin rush from being on fire is ''Exciting''[[/note]], and their [[{{Brainwashed}} cheery staff]] will be almost like a [[BigBrotherIsWatching family to you]]. Consistently rated [[{{Newspeak}} TwiceDoublePlusGood]] in ''Insoc ''Ingsoc Today'' 300 years in a row. [[spoiler: Oceania, ''{{1984}}'']]''Literature/NineteenEightyFour'']]


* A [[DeathWorld bright, vibrant world]] recently colonized by [[CorruptCorporateExecutive Dahl]], this world has various towns and settlements. What little crime there is is handled by beloved prison warden [[EvilOverlord Flynte]], and when he can't do the job, he has the elite soldiers of [[MurderInc Crimson Lance]], led by [[EvilAlbino Commandant Steele]] to do it. The world's most well known attraction is an ancient museum that houses [[EldritchAbomination the remnants of an ancient civilation]]. Be sure to visit during the springtime, as that's when [[EverythingTryingToKillYou the local fauna comes to play with the settlers.]] [[spoiler: Pandora, ''VideoGame/{{Borderlands}}'']]
* Looking for a more urban scene? Then do we have the place for you! [[SecretPolice With low crime rates]], whether enjoying their famous "Victory Gin" or taking an extended tour of the [[SuperFunHappyTropeOfDoom Ministry of Peace]], the nightlife is just full of excitement![[hottip:*:the same way getting an adrenalin rush from being on fire is ''Exciting'']], and their [[{{Brainwashed}} cheery staff]] will be almost like a [[BigBrotherIsWatching family to you]]. Consistently rated [[{{Newspeak}} TwiceDoublePlusGood]] in ''Insoc Today'' 300 years in a row. [[spoiler: Oceania, ''{{1984}}'']]

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* A [[DeathWorld bright, vibrant world]] recently colonized by [[CorruptCorporateExecutive Dahl]], this world has various towns and settlements. What little crime there is is handled by beloved prison warden [[EvilOverlord Flynte]], Flynt]], and when he can't do the job, he has the elite soldiers of [[MurderInc Crimson Lance]], led by [[EvilAlbino Commandant Steele]] to do it. The world's most well known attraction is an ancient museum that houses [[EldritchAbomination the remnants of an ancient civilation]]. Be sure to visit during the springtime, as that's when [[EverythingTryingToKillYou the local fauna comes to play with the settlers.]] [[spoiler: Pandora, ''VideoGame/{{Borderlands}}'']]
* Looking for a more urban scene? Then do we have the place for you! [[SecretPolice With low crime rates]], whether enjoying their famous "Victory Gin" or taking an extended tour of the [[SuperFunHappyTropeOfDoom Ministry of Peace]], the nightlife is just full of excitement![[hottip:*:the excitement![[note]]the same way getting an adrenalin rush from being on fire is ''Exciting'']], ''Exciting''[[/note]], and their [[{{Brainwashed}} cheery staff]] will be almost like a [[BigBrotherIsWatching family to you]]. Consistently rated [[{{Newspeak}} TwiceDoublePlusGood]] in ''Insoc Today'' 300 years in a row. [[spoiler: Oceania, ''{{1984}}'']]


* Who needs the quiet day-to-day dullness of [[{{Arcadia}} where you live now?]] Come to our custom resort, located on prime real estate near a [[LethalLavaLand beautiful volcanic plain]], and spend your days in[[TailorMadePrison peace and relaxation]]! Our [[EvilTowerOfOminousness main complex]] is fully equipped to deal with [[ColdBloodedTorture all your needs]], no matter what they might be. And when you get tired of the facilities, take a stroll around our gardens, where if you're lucky you might even find something growing! And don't worry about [[TheAlliance potential invaders.]] Our [[EvilOverlord quite]] [[RedEyesTakeWarning capable]] [[EvilEye president]] watches over the whole estate from his penthouse office. [[spoiler: "{{Mordor}}"]]
* You like big cities? Have I got a place for you. The [[{{kaiju}} locals]] are a little rough, but that's just part of the adventure. Enjoy our hot springs! Your children will enjoy our [[HumongousMecha robots]] and seeing the [[ThatsNoMoon secrets]] inside the buildings. It's all a very interesting city, except [[SuspiciousDenial over there]]. And all the Tang you can drink. [[spoiler: "[[NeonGenesisEvangelion Tokyo-3]]"]]

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* Who needs the quiet day-to-day dullness of [[{{Arcadia}} where you live now?]] Come to our custom resort, located on prime real estate near a [[LethalLavaLand beautiful volcanic plain]], and spend your days in[[TailorMadePrison in [[TailorMadePrison peace and relaxation]]! Our [[EvilTowerOfOminousness main complex]] is fully equipped to deal with [[ColdBloodedTorture all your needs]], no matter what they might be. And when you get tired of the facilities, take a stroll around our gardens, where if you're lucky you might even find something growing! And don't worry about [[TheAlliance potential invaders.]] Our [[EvilOverlord quite]] [[RedEyesTakeWarning capable]] [[EvilEye president]] watches over the whole estate from his penthouse office. [[spoiler: "{{Mordor}}"]]
* You like big cities? Have I got a place for you. The [[{{kaiju}} locals]] are a little rough, but that's just part of the adventure. Enjoy our hot springs! Your children will enjoy our [[HumongousMecha robots]] and seeing the [[ThatsNoMoon secrets]] inside the buildings. It's all a very interesting city, except [[SuspiciousDenial [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial over there]]. And all the Tang you can drink. [[spoiler: "[[NeonGenesisEvangelion Tokyo-3]]"]]


* [[StockAmericanPhrases Howdy, pardner!]] Let us take you on an unforgettable, hands-on journey of the Texas meat-packing business! We'll take you on tour through a [[NothingExcitingEverHappensHere small, rural community]] where you'll have a chance to meet some of the [[AxCrazy colorful locals]], who will engage you in exciting, hands-on approach to slaughtering tools and equipment. After going by a meat packing and processing plant, we'll take an afternoon excursion to meet [[CannibalClan a great big family]] of meat specialists who have lived on the same plot of land since before [[TheAmericanCivilWar the war]]! [[RememberTheNewGuy Hey, look, it's Grandpa!]] What's that, Grandpa? Is dinner ready yet? [[UnfortunateImplications Don't worry, Grandpa, I'll cut that up for you!]] [[spoiler: "the backwaters of 1970's rural Texas", "TheTexasChainSawMassacre1974"]]

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* [[StockAmericanPhrases Howdy, pardner!]] Let us take you on an unforgettable, hands-on journey of the Texas meat-packing business! We'll take you on tour through a [[NothingExcitingEverHappensHere small, rural community]] where you'll have a chance to meet some of the [[AxCrazy colorful locals]], who will engage you in exciting, hands-on approach to slaughtering tools and equipment. After going by a meat packing and processing plant, we'll take an afternoon excursion to meet [[CannibalClan a great big family]] of meat specialists who have lived on the same plot of land since before [[TheAmericanCivilWar the war]]! [[RememberTheNewGuy Hey, look, it's Grandpa!]] What's that, Grandpa? Is dinner ready yet? [[UnfortunateImplications Don't worry, Grandpa, I'll cut that up for you!]] [[spoiler: "the backwaters of 1970's rural Texas", "TheTexasChainSawMassacre1974"]]"Film/TheTexasChainSawMassacre1974"]]

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