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* "Dreams of an Absolution", [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Silver the Hedgehog]]'s ImageSong, is about him [[SexualEuphemism dreaming of an]] [[GladToBeAliveSex absolution]] with someone (Hands down, {{Shipp|ing}}ers) every night just to distract him from his BadFuture. "'Cause every night I will save your life, and every night I will be with you. 'Cause every night I still lay awake and I dream of an absolution."

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* "Dreams of an Absolution", [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Silver the Hedgehog]]'s ImageSong, is about him [[SexualEuphemism dreaming of an]] [[GladToBeAliveSex [[PreClimaxClimax absolution]] with someone (Hands down, {{Shipp|ing}}ers) every night just to distract him from his BadFuture. "'Cause every night I will save your life, and every night I will be with you. 'Cause every night I still lay awake and I dream of an absolution."


* "Old Dirt Road"' by Music/JohnLennon is about anal sex.

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* "Old Dirt Road"' Road" by Music/JohnLennon is about anal sex.


* The Music/CultureClub'' song "Do You Really Want To Hurt Me" is just a ''little'' about [[ObligatoryBondageSong BDSM]], isn't it? Anyone?

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* The Music/CultureClub'' Music/CultureClub song "Do You Really Want To Hurt Me" is just a ''little'' about [[ObligatoryBondageSong BDSM]], isn't it? Anyone?

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* The Music/CultureClub'' song "Do You Really Want To Hurt Me" is just a ''little'' about [[ObligatoryBondageSong BDSM]], isn't it? Anyone?

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* "Baby, It's Cold Outside" is clearly about a man trying to drug and rape a woman. What else than SlippingAMickey could "Say, what’s in this drink?" possibly mean?[[note]]It's a phrase that was common in movies of the time period, but has since fallen into disuse. There's probably ''nothing'' in the drink -- the woman is just using "the alcohol made me do it" as an excuse to spend the night at a man's house unsupervised, which [[ValuesDissonance "good girls" weren't supposed to when the song was written]]. However, this doesn't rule out ''consensual'' sex...[[/note]]
* Music/{{Coldplay}}'s "Viva la Vida" has a line that's sung awfully like "feel the fear in my enemy's ass". Uh...


* In an inversion of this trope, anything by the band Anal Cunt is actually a reference to going to church and Bible study.
* ''The Lion Sleeps Tonight'' is actually a metaphor for [[TheLoinsSleepTonight a guy who can't get it up during sex]]. It also explains why the lion sleeps near the quiet village.

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* In an inversion of this trope, anything by the band Anal Cunt Music/AnalCunt is actually a reference to going to church and Bible study.
* ''The "The Lion Sleeps Tonight'' Tonight" is actually a metaphor for [[TheLoinsSleepTonight a guy who can't get it up during sex]]. It also explains why the lion sleeps near the quiet village.



* The ''Hokey Pokey''. You put your ''whole self in''. You take your ''whole self out''. You put your ''whole self in''. And you ''shake it. All. About." You can replace this with pretty much [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything any body part]].
** Nope. Cocaine. WordOfGod.
* ''And They Call It Puppy Love'' promotes bestiality.
** What does "Baby Love" promote?
*** [=AWWRIGHTness.=]
* ''Turn, Turn, Turn'' by The Byrds. It's a list of euphemisms for different sexual positions to try.
* ''Through the Fire and the Flames'' by Music/{{DragonForce}}. Let's see "We're free before the thunderstorm. On towards the wilderness our quest carries on." So you get lots of chicks and have wild kinky sex with them. We don't need to hear the details! And the title is even about when you get rashes from the nasty ones!
** All their songs are about kinky sex. ''Fury of the Storm''? The storm is ''his penis.''
*** Yeah, and ''Scars of Yesterday'' is about... [[DudeNotFunny oh, wait...]]
* "Masquerade" from ''ThePhantomOfTheOpera'' is all about kinky role-playing.

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* The ''Hokey Pokey''."Hokey Pokey". You put your ''whole self in''. You take your ''whole self out''. You put your ''whole self in''. And you ''shake it. All. About." You can replace this with pretty much [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything any body part]].
** Nope. Cocaine. WordOfGod.
* ''And "And They Call It Puppy Love'' Love" promotes bestiality.
** * What does "Baby Love" promote?
*** [=AWWRIGHTness.=]
* ''Turn, "Turn, Turn, Turn'' Turn" by The Byrds. It's a list of euphemisms for different sexual positions to try.
* ''Through the Fire and the Flames'' by Music/{{DragonForce}}. All their songs are about kinky sex:
** "Through the Fire and the Flames".
Let's see see: "We're free before the thunderstorm. On towards the wilderness our quest carries on." So you get lots of chicks and have wild kinky sex with them. We don't need to hear the details! And the title is even about when you get rashes from the nasty ones!
** All their songs are about kinky sex. ''Fury ** "Fury of the Storm''? Storm"? The storm is ''his penis.''
*** Yeah, and ''Scars ** And "Scars of Yesterday'' Yesterday" is about... [[DudeNotFunny [[RapeAsDrama oh, wait...]]
* ''Theatre/ThePhantomOfTheOpera'':
**
"Masquerade" from ''ThePhantomOfTheOpera'' is all about kinky role-playing.



* [[Music/DaftPunk Daft Punk]]'s ''Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger'': ...C'mon. With a title like that, it's almost TOO easy.
** Also, Daft Punk's "Get Lucky".
* Queen's song "Pain Is So Close to Pleasure" is about BDSM, of course!

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* [[Music/DaftPunk Daft Punk]]'s ''Harder, Music/DaftPunk:
** "Harder,
Better, Faster, Stronger'': ...Stronger". ...C'mon. With a title like that, it's almost TOO easy.
** Also, Daft Punk's "Get Lucky".
* Queen's song Music/{{Queen}}:
**
"Pain Is So Close to Pleasure" is about BDSM, of course!



* Keeping on the subject of BDSM, [[Music/PearlJam Pearl Jam]]'s "Whipping" should be obvious.
* Billy Idol's ''White Wedding'': the singer's sister commits some serious BrotherSisterIncest, gets pregnant, and is forced into a ShotgunWedding with the singer... who is quite looking forward to "start again."
** That's close enough to the real meaning.
** What, seriously? I thought it was about [[ADateWithRosiePalms masturbating!]] Or was that Dancing With Myself?
*** According to WordOfGod, ''neither'' of those songs are about masturbation.
* Likewise, Gerard [=McMann=]'s "Cry Little Sister" (the theme from ''The Lost Boys'') is also about BrotherSisterIncest. The ''title'' alone is a dead giveaway!

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* Keeping on the subject of BDSM, [[Music/PearlJam Pearl Jam]]'s Music/PearlJam's "Whipping" should be obvious.
* Billy Idol's ''White Wedding'': Music/BillyIdol:
** "White Wedding":
the singer's sister commits some serious BrotherSisterIncest, gets pregnant, and is forced into a ShotgunWedding with the singer... who is quite looking forward to "start again."
** That's close enough to the real meaning.
** What, seriously? I thought it was
"Dancing With Myself" is obviously about [[ADateWithRosiePalms masturbating!]] Or was that Dancing With Myself?
*** According to WordOfGod, ''neither'' of those songs are about masturbation.
masturbation]].
* Likewise, Gerard [=McMann=]'s "Cry Little Sister" (the theme from ''The Lost Boys'') is also about BrotherSisterIncest. The ''title'' alone is a dead giveaway!



* Green Day's "Bouldevard of Broken Dreams" is about the despair of long haul, no-end-in-sight [[ADateWithRosiePalms solo love]].

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* Green Day's Music/GreenDay's "Bouldevard of Broken Dreams" is about the despair of long haul, no-end-in-sight [[ADateWithRosiePalms solo love]].



* [[http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=tMwHxLuqwpQ "Mary had a little lamb."]]
** Alternately, Mary's "little lamb" could be a metaphor for an illegitimate child that Mary, a teenage girl, tries to keep a secret ([[ValuesDissonance that was verboten a few centuries ago]]), until she has to bring it with her to school one day for some reason, when the teacher figures it out, and puts the baby outside and shames Mary in front of everyone.
* "Brown-Eyed Girl" is all about anal sex.
** Considering the original title was "Brown-Skinned Girl," it could be a Cleveland Steamer. Well, now that song's ruined for me.
*** Oh God I just looked that up. [[BrainBleach Life. Ruined.]]
* All my friends know the low rider. The low rider is a little higher. Low rider drives a little slower. Low rider is a real goer. Low rider don't use no gas now. Low rider don't drive too fast. Take a little trip and see! Take a little trip with me!
* "Possesions" by Music/TheResidents is blatantly about masturbation: Some are into silver/Some are into gold/Some are into having/Something nice to hold
** "Possessions!?" What about "Handful of Desire?"
-->Sinews crackled in the heat of noonday's raptured thrill,
-->A moisture-laden, syncopated, automated drill,
-->A handful of desirous needs that's much too soon fulfilled.
* The Red Hot Chili Pepper's "Californication" is quite clearly about wet dreams.
--> "Dream of Cali'''fornication'''..."

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* [[http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=tMwHxLuqwpQ "Mary had a little lamb."]]
** Alternately,
lamb". Mary's "little lamb" could be a metaphor for an illegitimate child that Mary, a teenage girl, tries to keep a secret ([[ValuesDissonance that was verboten a few centuries ago]]), until she has to bring it with her to school one day for some reason, when the teacher figures it out, and puts the baby outside and shames Mary in front of everyone.
* Van Morrison's "Brown-Eyed Girl" is all about anal sex.
**
sex. Considering the original title was "Brown-Skinned Girl," it could be a Cleveland Steamer. Well, now that song's ruined for me.
*** Oh God I just looked that up. [[BrainBleach Life. Ruined.]]
Steamer
* All Music/{{War}}'s "Low Rider".
--> ''All
my friends know the low rider. rider\\
The low rider is a little higher. Low higher\\
Yeah\\
The low
rider drives a little slower. slower\\
Low rider is a real goer. Low rider don't use no gas now. Low rider don't drive too fast. Take a little trip and see! Take a little trip with me!
goer\\
Hey''
* "Possesions" by Music/TheResidents Music/TheResidents:
** "Possessions"
is blatantly about masturbation: masturbation:
---> ''Some are into silver\\
Some are into silver/Some gold''\\
'''''Some
are into gold/Some are into having/Something having\\
Something
nice to hold
hold'''''
** "Possessions!?" What about And so is "Handful of Desire?"
-->Sinews
Desire":
--->''Sinews
crackled in the heat of noonday's raptured thrill,
-->A
thrill,\\
A
moisture-laden, syncopated, automated drill,
-->A
drill,\\
A
handful of desirous needs that's much too soon fulfilled.
fulfilled.''
* The Red Hot Chili Pepper's Music/RedHotChiliPeppers' "Californication" is quite clearly about wet dreams.
--> "Dream ''Dream of Cali'''fornication'''...Cali'''''fornication'''..."



* "Ridin'" by Chamillionaire is about him being accused of having sex while driving ("Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty").
* ''Real Emotion'' from ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyX2'' is clearly about a woman who frequently fantasizes about sex losing her virginity.
--> ''But the things I've seen''
--> ''in those hazy dreams''
--> ''Can't compare to what I'm seeing now''
--> ''Everything's so different''
--> ''That it brings me to my knees''
* "Down in a Hole" by Alice in Chains. The title couldn't make it any more obvious.
-->''Down in a hole, feeling so small''
-->"Oh, I want to be inside of you..."
** Not to mention "Man in the Box". That title alone should be indicative enough.
* "Big Bang Baby" by Stone Temple Pilots. It's a Big Bang alright.

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* "Ridin'" by Chamillionaire Music/{{Chamillionaire}} is about him being accused of having sex while driving ("Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty").
* ''Real Emotion'' "Real Emotion" from ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyX2'' is clearly about a woman who frequently fantasizes about sex losing her virginity.
--> ''But the things I've seen''
--> ''in
seen\\
in
those hazy dreams''
--> ''Can't
dreams\\
Can't
compare to what I'm seeing now''
--> ''Everything's
now\\
Everything's
so different''
--> ''That
different\\
That
it brings me to my knees''
* Music/AliceInChains:
**
"Down in a Hole" by Alice in Chains.Hole". The title couldn't make it any more obvious.
-->''Down --->''Down in a hole, feeling so small''
-->"Oh, --->''Oh, I want to be inside of you..."
''
** Not to mention "Man in the Box". That title alone should be indicative enough.
* Music/StoneTemplePilots:
**
"Big Bang Baby" by Stone Temple Pilots.Baby". It's a Big Bang alright.



-->Ohh yeah, and she says it's natural
-->I feel I've come of age
-->When she peeks I start to run
* "I can feel it in the way your blood and heart beats"? "Or is it in the way your body moves"? Yeah, Coheed and Cambria's "Ten Speed" starts out bad and just gets worse.
** Which would make it the only sex song ever to also be about a talking bicycle. [[MindScrew Don't ask.]]
* "Start Wearing Purple" by Gogol Bordello is about a guy who has a {{fetish}} for the color purple, and he's trying to convince his lover to wear purple in order to satisfy his fetish.
--> Start Wearing Purple, wearing purple! (lalalalala)
--> Start Wearing Purple for me noooooow!!
--> All your sanity and wits--they all will vanish:
--> It's just a matter of time!
** Meaning that she, too, will develop a fetish for wearing purple to complement his, and will unable to be satisfied with a partner unless she does.

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-->Ohh --->''Ohh yeah, and she says it's natural
-->I
natural\\
I
feel I've come of age
-->When
age\\
When
she peeks I start to run
run''
* "I can feel it in the way your blood and heart beats"? "Or is it in the way your body moves"? Yeah, Coheed and Cambria's "Ten Speed" starts out bad and just gets worse.
**
worse. Which would make it the only sex song ever to also be about a talking bicycle. [[MindScrew Don't ask.]]
* "Start Wearing Purple" by Gogol Bordello is about a guy who has a {{fetish}} for the color purple, and he's trying to convince his lover to wear purple in order to satisfy his fetish.
--> Start Wearing Purple, wearing purple! (lalalalala)
--> Start Wearing Purple for me noooooow!!
--> All your sanity and wits--they all will vanish:
--> It's just a matter of time!
**
fetish. Meaning that she, too, will develop a fetish for wearing purple to complement his, and will unable to be satisfied with a partner unless she does.does.
--> ''Start Wearing Purple, wearing purple! (lalalalala)\\
Start Wearing Purple for me noooooow!!\\
All your sanity and wits--they all will vanish:\\
It's just a matter of time!''



* "Left Hand" by Crowded House is definitely about masturbation. ''Left hand wants to know what the right hand's doing...''
** And one of their songs is called "When You Come"...'Nuff said.
* You remember that love song "I Can't Smile Without You?" Replace one of the words in the title to get the true meaning of the song. ''I can't cum without you, I can't cum and I can't cry...''
* Madonna's "Sooner Or Later" is obviously a [[LovingForce rape anthem]]: "Sooner or later you're gonna be mine"? "Sooner or later there's nowhere to hide"? "The more you resist, babe, the more it excites me"? No, Madonna! Bad touch!
** This entire page could be dedicated to Madonna. "Like a Prayer" is a fairly obvious reference to oral sex - "down on my knees, I wanna take you there"? "In the midnight hour, I can feel your power"? I'll bet she can. And of course there's the "guy with a huge penis" interpretation of "Like a Virgin", famously endorsed by Quentin Tarantino.
* Within Temptation's ''Angels'' is about a guy who called the police when the lead singer tried to rape him.
** ''Memories'' is about remembering how awesome sex with some dude was before he died. [[{{Squick}} And how awesome it was after he died.]]
** ''The Swan Song'' is about necrophilia and incest... all at once!
** ''All I Need'' is about how the lead singer is horny. Very, very horny.
** ''Our Solemn Hour'' is about how a girl who's trying to get over her BDSM fetish, and failing miserably. With a small dose of GratuitousLatin.
** ''Jillian'' - see Memories, only without the squick-tastic part.
* [[Disney/{{Aladdin}} "A Whole New World"]] - "Over, sideways and under, on a magic carpet ride..." "Magic carpet ride" indeed. There's also this:
--->"A whole new world
--->''A new fantastic point of view''
--->''No one to tell us no''
--->''Or where to go ''
--->Or say we're only dreaming"
* ''Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast'' is about people coming to terms with their sexual fetishes and their partners learning to enjoy them. "Both a little scared, neither one prepared."
* 'She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain'. She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes... and the bit about 'riding six white horses when she comes' doesn't help.
** Well, it would be a bumpy ride going up a mountain... mmm.
* ''[=MacArthur=] Park'', until proven otherwise.
** Hell it '''HAS''' to mean something, right? I like my cake out in the rain sometimes... oh [[{{BigNo}} NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!]]
* Radiohead. Name a song of theirs and I'll tell you exactly how it's about sex. I'll pick two random songs to start you off with:

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* Music/CrowdedHouse:
**
"Left Hand" by Crowded House is definitely about masturbation. ''Left hand wants to know what the right hand's doing...''
** And one One of their songs is called "When You Come"...'Nuff said.
* You remember that love song "I Can't Smile Without You?" Replace one of the words in the title to get the true meaning of the song. ''I can't cum without you, I can't cum and I can't cry...''
* Madonna's
Music/{{Madonna}}:
**
"Sooner Or Later" is obviously a [[LovingForce rape anthem]]: anthem: "Sooner or later you're gonna be mine"? "Sooner or later there's nowhere to hide"? "The more you resist, babe, the more it excites me"? No, Madonna! Bad touch!
** This entire page could be dedicated to Madonna. "Like a Prayer" is a fairly obvious reference to oral sex - "down on my knees, I wanna take you there"? "In the midnight hour, I can feel your power"? I'll bet she can. And of course there's the can.
** The
"guy with a huge penis" interpretation of "Like a Virgin", famously endorsed by Quentin Tarantino.
* Within Temptation's ''Angels'' Music/WithinTemptation:
** "Angels"
is about a guy who called the police when the lead singer tried to rape him.
** ''Memories'' "Memories" is about remembering how awesome sex with some dude was before he died. [[{{Squick}} And how awesome it was after he died.]]
** ''The "The Swan Song'' Song" is about necrophilia and incest... all at once!
** ''All "All I Need'' Need" is about how the lead singer is horny. Very, very horny.
** ''Our "Our Solemn Hour'' Hour" is about how a girl who's trying to get over her BDSM fetish, and failing miserably. With a small dose of GratuitousLatin.
** ''Jillian'' "Jillian" - see Memories, "Memories", only without the squick-tastic part.
* [[Disney/{{Aladdin}} "A Whole New World"]] World" from ''Disney/{{Aladdin}}'' - "Over, sideways and under, on a magic carpet ride..." "Magic carpet ride" indeed. There's also this:
--->"A -->''A whole new world
--->''A
world\\
A
new fantastic point of view''
--->''No
view\\
No
one to tell us no''
--->''Or
no\\
Or
where to go ''
--->Or
go\\
Or
say we're only dreaming"
dreaming''
* ''Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast'' "Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast" is about people coming to terms with their sexual fetishes and their partners learning to enjoy them. "Both a little scared, neither one prepared."
* 'She'll "She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain'. She'll Mountain". "She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes... comes"... and the bit about 'riding "riding six white horses when she comes' comes" doesn't help.
**
help. Well, it would be a bumpy ride going up a mountain... mmm.
* ''[=MacArthur=] Park'', until proven otherwise.
** Hell it '''HAS''' to mean something, right? I like my cake out in the rain sometimes... oh [[{{BigNo}} NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!]]
* Radiohead. Name a song of theirs and I'll tell you exactly how it's about sex. I'll pick two random songs to start you off with:
Music/{{Radiohead}}:



---> Grow my hair, grow my hair I am Jim Morrison
---> Grow my hair, I wanna be, wanna be, wanna be Jim Morrison
*** I mean, that dude got laid constantly, and Thom wanted to, too!
** For my other example... how about "Let Down"?
---> Transport, motorways and tramlines
---> Starting and then stopping
---> Taking off and landing
---> The emptiest of feelings
---> Disappointed people, clinging onto bottles
---> And when it comes it's so, so disappointing
*** This could easily be interpreted as being about people in shitty relationships with rare sexual activity, and disappointing sex when it actually does happen getting disenchanted about their day-in, day-out lifestyle and "clinging onto bottles" (i.e. getting drunk/turning alcoholic) because of it all. I know this page is about turning innocent songs into sexual innuendoes, but after I examined the lines, it seemed actually quite plausible.

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---> Grow my hair, grow my hair I am Jim Morrison
--->
Morrison\\
Grow my hair, I wanna be, wanna be, wanna be Jim Morrison
*** I mean, that dude got laid constantly, and Thom wanted to, too!
Morrison''
** For my other example... how about "Let Down"?
---> Transport, motorways and tramlines
---> Starting and then stopping
---> Taking off and landing
---> The emptiest of feelings
---> Disappointed people, clinging onto bottles
---> And when it comes it's so, so disappointing
*** This
Down" could easily be interpreted as being about people in shitty relationships with rare sexual activity, and disappointing sex when it actually does happen getting disenchanted about their day-in, day-out lifestyle and "clinging onto bottles" (i.e. getting drunk/turning alcoholic) because of it all. I know this page is about turning innocent songs into sexual innuendoes, but after I examined the lines, all.
---> ''Transport, motorways and tramlines\\
Starting and then stopping\\
Taking off and landing\\
The emptiest of feelings\\
Disappointed people, clinging onto bottles\\
And when
it seemed actually quite plausible.comes it's so, so disappointing''



* Put A Banana In Your Ear. Because there's totally more than two orifices on the body.
* 'Waltzing Matilda' is about the great Australian pastime out doing it outdoors. With sheep. Wait a sec...
* "Good Vibrations," by the Beach Boys. Sweet, vaguely suggestive love song? Nope. It's about the colorful dildo she wears, and the excitations it gives them. Gotta keep those loving good vibrations happening with her.
** but vibrators aren't the same thing as dildoes...
* "Come Together" by the Beatles is about a gay threesome...
--->He say "I know you, you know me"
--->One thing I can tell you is you got to be free
--->Come together right now over me
** and the threesome was John, George and Ringo! The song is John's taunt to Paul for not joining in.
** Alternatively, Bukakke ("over me").
* "Revolution 9" is about all kinds of things, S&M, utter hedonism, everything. "If...if you become naked...block that kick, block that kick! They all knew that as time went by, they'd get a little bit older and a little bit slower...RIDE! RIDE! RIIIDE!"
* There's a song about someone with a voice like whispering wind seducing a lesbian by pointing out that yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on, since sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven. You know, [[RolfHarris lots of words have two meanings...like the word]] "[[BiTheWay buy]]," and it's whispered that soon when we all call the tune the pipe blowers will lead us to reason. He eventually caused a bustle in her hedgerow, and now, as we men wind along the road [[SomethingElseAlsoRises our shadows taller than our souls]], there walks a lady we all know!
** She's [[IncrediblyLamePun bi in]] the [[Music/LedZeppelin stairway to Heaven]].

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* Put A Jason Steele's "Put a Banana In in Your Ear.Ear". Because there's totally more than two orifices on the body.
* 'Waltzing Matilda' "Waltzing Matilda" is about the great Australian pastime out doing it outdoors. With sheep. Wait a sec...
* "Good Vibrations," by the Beach Boys.Musoc/TheBeachBoys. Sweet, vaguely suggestive love song? Nope. It's about the colorful dildo vibrator she wears, and the excitations it gives them. Gotta keep those loving good vibrations happening with her.
* Music/TheBeatles:
** but vibrators aren't the same thing as dildoes...
*
"Come Together" by the Beatles is about a gay threesome...
--->He say "I know you, you know me"
--->One thing I can tell you is you got to be free
--->Come together right now over me
** and the
threesome was with John, George and Ringo! Ringo. The song is John's taunt to Paul for not joining in.
--->''He say "I know you, you know me"\\
One thing I can tell you is you got to be free\\
Come together right now over me''
** Alternatively, Bukakke ("over me").
*
"Revolution 9" is about all kinds of things, S&M, utter hedonism, everything. "If...if you become naked...block that kick, block that kick! They all knew that as time went by, they'd get a little bit older and a little bit slower...RIDE! RIDE! RIIIDE!"
* There's a song about someone with a voice like whispering wind seducing a lesbian by pointing out that yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on, since sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven. You know, [[RolfHarris [[Creator/RolfHarris lots of words have two meanings...like the word]] "[[BiTheWay buy]]," and it's whispered that soon when we all call the tune the pipe blowers will lead us to reason. He eventually caused a bustle in her hedgerow, and now, as we men wind along the road [[SomethingElseAlsoRises our shadows taller than our souls]], there walks a lady we all know!
**
know! She's [[IncrediblyLamePun bi in]] in the [[Music/LedZeppelin stairway to Heaven]].Heaven]]!



--> ''So come on get higher, loosen my lips''
--> ''Faith and desire and the swing of your hips''
--> ''Pull me down hard, and drown me in love...''
* Old [=MacDonald=]. The song is about a revolting old man who has to resort to bestiality to get some, all while uttering a strange chant.
* "Me and Julio Down By The Schoolyard" is about two people caught having gay sex (which was illegal at the time the song was written).
* Lady Gaga's "Poker Face" is about DullSurprise during the act.
** It's actually about her [[BiTheWay bisexuality]], but close enough.
* "Eye of the Tiger" refers to ejaculation and the opening of the [[CensoredForComedy GIGANTIC TAGER!]][[spoiler: "Eye of" as in "Eye of the needle" etc. in case the GeniusBonus flew clean over your head.]]

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--> ''So come on get higher, loosen my lips''
--> ''Faith
lips\\
Faith
and desire and the swing of your hips''
--> ''Pull
hips\\
Pull
me down hard, and drown me in love...''
* Old [=MacDonald=]."Old [=MacDonald=]". The song is about a revolting old man who has to resort to bestiality to get some, all while uttering a strange chant.
* Paul Simon's "Me and Julio Down By The Schoolyard" is about two people caught having gay sex (which was illegal at the time the song was written).
* Lady Gaga's Music/LadyGaga's "Poker Face" is about DullSurprise during the act.
** It's
act. (It's actually about her [[BiTheWay bisexuality]], but close enough.
bisexuality]].)
* "Eye of the Tiger" refers to ejaculation and the opening of the [[CensoredForComedy GIGANTIC TAGER!]][[spoiler: "Eye of" as in "Eye of the needle" etc. in case the GeniusBonus joke flew clean over your head.]]



** "[[Music/DepecheMode Suffer Well]] During Sex"?
*** Someone is clearly into UsefulNotes/{{BDSM}}.

to:

** "[[Music/DepecheMode Suffer Well]] During Sex"?
*** Someone
Sex"? (Someone is clearly into UsefulNotes/{{BDSM}}.UsefulNotes/{{BDSM}})



** Won't Get Fooled Again During Sex
** Every Breath You Take During Sex actually makes sense!

to:

** Won't "Won't Get Fooled Again During Sex
Sex"
** Every "Every Breath You Take During Sex Sex" actually makes sense!



** Ain't No Rest For The Wicked During Sex! X)

to:

** Ain't "Ain't No Rest For The Wicked During Sex! Sex!" X)



** And now for [[{{Tropers/Spinosegnosaurus77}} me]] to be the first person to make use of "except during sex": "[[Music/TaylorSwift You Belong With Me]] [[MindScrew Except During Sex]]"? (or, making use of "during sex" with a song from the same artist, "Sparks Fly [[TheImmodestOrgasm During Sex]]?")
** "[[Music/JohannSebastianBach Cello Suite no. 7]] [[FlatWhat During Sex]]?
** Sarah Smiles During Sex?

to:

** And now for [[{{Tropers/Spinosegnosaurus77}} me]] to be the first person to make use of "except during sex": "[[Music/TaylorSwift You Belong With Me]] [[MindScrew Except During Sex]]"? (or, making use of "during sex" with a song from the same artist, "Sparks Fly Sex]]"?
** "[[Music/TaylorSwift Sparks Fly]]
[[TheImmodestOrgasm During Sex]]?")
Sex]]?"
** "[[Music/JohannSebastianBach Cello Suite no. 7]] [[FlatWhat During Sex]]?
Sex]]"?
** Sarah "Sarah Smiles During Sex?Sex"?



** OneWingedAngel during sex?
*** Could be NightmareFuel...

to:

** OneWingedAngel during sex?
***
"OneWingedAngel During Sex"? Could be NightmareFuel...



** [[Music/SongsToWearPantsTo Shoot The Zombies]] During Sex - quite the thrill, eh?
** [[Music/{{Nightwish}} 10th Man Down]] During Sex? That's one violent orgy.
** [[Music/AnalCunt I Convinced You to Beat Your Wife on a Daily Basis During Sex]]? Well...

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** [[Music/SongsToWearPantsTo "[[Music/SongsToWearPantsTo Shoot The Zombies]] During Sex Sex" - quite the thrill, eh?
** [[Music/{{Nightwish}} "[[Music/{{Nightwish}} 10th Man Down]] During Sex? Sex"? That's one violent orgy.
** [[Music/AnalCunt "[[Music/AnalCunt I Convinced You to Beat Your Wife on a Daily Basis During Sex]]? Sex]]"? Well...



** ... [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Giggle At The Ghosties]] during sex...
** [[Music/BobMarley I Shot the Sheriff]] During [[HoYay Sex]]? I'm surprised noone brought up that one yet
** [[Music/{{Disturbed}} Ten Thousand Fists]] During Sex? Wow.
** [[Music/GodspeedYouBlackEmperor Mladic]] During Sex. [[FanDisservice OH GOD NO.]]
** [[Music/KatyPerry I Kissed a Girl]] [[GirlOnGirlIsHot During Sex]]?
** [[Music/{{Queen}} Who Wants To Live Forever]] During Sex?
** [[Music/{{CHVRCHES}} The Mother We Share]] [[ParentalIncest During Sex]]. Uhhhh...anybody getting any "[[Music/{{Tool}} Prison Sex]]" vibes from this?
** [[VisualNovel/FateStayNight EMIYA]] during sex? [[MemeticMutation GAR]]tastic, and there ''are'' '''many blades'''.
** [[Music/{{Gorillaz}} November Has Come]] During Sex. Huehuehuehue.
** [[WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse Let Me Drive My Van Into Your Heart]] During Sex. What?
** [[Music/PearlJam Elderly Woman Behind The Counter In A Small Town]] During Sex. No words needed.
** [[Music/PearlJam Green Disease]] During Sex. Erm... Never mind.

to:

** ... [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic ** "[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Giggle At The Ghosties]] during sex...
During Sex"...
** [[Music/BobMarley "[[Music/BobMarley I Shot the Sheriff]] During [[HoYay Sex]]? I'm surprised noone brought up that one yet
Sex]]"?
** [[Music/{{Disturbed}} "[[Music/{{Disturbed}} Ten Thousand Fists]] During Sex? Sex"? Wow.
** [[Music/GodspeedYouBlackEmperor "[[Music/GodspeedYouBlackEmperor Mladic]] During Sex.Sex". [[FanDisservice OH GOD NO.]]
** [[Music/KatyPerry "[[Music/KatyPerry I Kissed a Girl]] [[GirlOnGirlIsHot During Sex]]?
Sex]]"?
** [[Music/{{Queen}} "[[Music/{{Queen}} Who Wants To Live Forever]] During Sex?
Sex"?
** [[Music/{{CHVRCHES}} "[[Music/{{CHVRCHES}} The Mother We Share]] [[ParentalIncest During Sex]].Sex]]". Uhhhh...anybody getting any "[[Music/{{Tool}} Prison Sex]]" vibes from this?
** [[VisualNovel/FateStayNight "[[VisualNovel/FateStayNight EMIYA]] during sex? During Sex"? [[MemeticMutation GAR]]tastic, and there ''are'' '''many blades'''.
** [[Music/{{Gorillaz}} "[[Music/{{Gorillaz}} November Has Come]] During Sex.Sex". Huehuehuehue.
** [[WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse "[[WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse Let Me Drive My Van Into Your Heart]] During Sex.Sex". What?
** [[Music/PearlJam "[[Music/PearlJam Elderly Woman Behind The Counter In A Small Town]] During Sex.Sex". No words needed.
** [[Music/PearlJam "[[Music/PearlJam Green Disease]] During Sex.Sex". Erm... Never mind.



** [[Music/{{Debauchery}} Kill, Maim, Burn]] During Sex. Well then.
** [[Music/{{Radiohead}} Creep]] During Sex. Seems about right.
** [[Music/KylieMinogue "Can't Get You Outta My Head]] Except During Sex". That's harsh...

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** [[Music/{{Debauchery}} "[[Music/{{Debauchery}} Kill, Maim, Burn]] During Sex.Sex". Well then.
** [[Music/{{Radiohead}} "[[Music/{{Radiohead}} Creep]] During Sex.Sex". Seems about right.
** [[Music/KylieMinogue "Can't "[[Music/KylieMinogue Can't Get You Outta My Head]] Except During Sex". That's harsh...



* "Bring your daughter to the slaughter" is about taking a girl's anal virginity. With lyrics like "bite the pillow", "unlock your back door" etc. It's clear this is what Music/IronMaiden had in mind.
* What about hymns? "O come, all ye faithful, joyful and triumphant!"
** Unfortunately, the third verse is pedo for the Baby Jesus (note the words "morning" and "glory"):
--> Yea, Lord, we greet Thee,
--> Born this happy morning,
--> Jesus, to Thee be all glory given
* Another hymn: (Note: One theory as to why "heart-shaped" does not refer to the shape of an actual blood-pumping organ is that the Valentine heart originated as a vulva reference.)
--> Joy to the world! The Lord is come;
--> Let earth receive her King;
--> Let every heart prepare him room,
** Loud enough to echo, judging by the second verse:
--> While fields and floods, rocks, hills, and plains
--> Repeat the sounding joy,
** The third verse suggests that He considers girls old enough at their first period:
--> He comes to make His blessings [i.e. semen] flow
--> Far as the curse [i.e. menstruation] is found,
* "Fireflies" by Music/OwlCity is about a man frantically masturbating after his girlfriend left him. You will never hear the song the same way again.
** Likewise, "Good Time" is about sex unless otherwise proven.
* "Witch Doctor" by David Seville and The Chipmunks is about [[LovingForce date rape]]. The singer asks the witch doctor how to get the girl he loves; the doctor's reply of "Ooh, eee, ooh, aah aah!" is what the girl would cry out while being assaulted. And she loved it, too.
** That's what the witch doctor told the guy to say...
* A man picks up an attractive girl in a bar, brings her back to his place, only to discover (as he undresses her) that "she" is actually [[Film/TheCryingGame a man]]. Now, feeling conflicted about his sexuality, he's considering a sex change operation. ("The change, it had to come ... we knew it all along.") Things got worse when he tried to pick up a cute guy at a gay bar, got him home, and found out this one was a butch lesbian. He can no longer tell which gender is which, or [[Music/TheWho who is who]], and every time he's in the mood for oral sex, he has to "get on his knees, and pray we don't get fooled again."
* As mentioned above, a lot of Abba songs such as Mamma Mia and Waterloo could be interpreted as either LovingForce or [[PowerPerversionPotential well-applied]] MindControl.
* Music/{{Skillet}}'s [[ObligatoryBondageSong "Kill Me, Heal Me".]] ''How can I scream/ When the pain is such a release?'' is probably the most blatant line. This is a [[ChristianRock Christian Rock]] [[CovertPervert band...]] Come to think about it, quite a few of thier earlier releases seem to have a double meaning of [[GodIsLoveSongs worshiping God]] and either intimate sex or kinky fetishes. Talk about [[HoYay loving Christ...]]
* Music/FrankieValliAndTheFourSeasons' song "Opus 17 (Don't You Worry 'Bout Me)" is about a couple who goes to a "[[APartyAlsoKnownAsAnOrgy party]]" with fifteen other people, and while there the singer's girlfriend shacks up with some other guy, which (for some arbitrary reason, given where they are at the moment) pisses the singer off. He just leaves them be to get it on. "Remember, if he ever leaves you ''high and dry''."

to:

* Music/IronMaiden's "Bring your daughter to the slaughter" is about taking a girl's anal virginity. With lyrics like "bite the pillow", "unlock your back door" etc. It's clear this is what Music/IronMaiden they had in mind.
* What about hymns? "O come, all ye faithful, joyful and triumphant!"
**
triumphant!" Unfortunately, the third verse is pedo for the Baby Jesus (note the words "morning" and "glory"):
--> Yea, Lord, we greet Thee,
-->
Thee,\\
Born this happy morning,
-->
morning,\\
Jesus, to Thee be all glory given
given''
* Another hymn: "Joy to the World": (Note: One theory as to why "heart-shaped" does not refer to the shape of an actual blood-pumping organ is that the Valentine heart originated as a vulva reference.)
--> Joy ''Joy to the world! The Lord is come;
-->
come;\\
Let earth receive her King;
-->
King;\\
Let every heart prepare him room,
**
room,''
:
Loud enough to echo, judging by the second verse:
--> While ''While fields and floods, rocks, hills, and plains
-->
plains\\
Repeat the sounding joy,
**
joy,''
:
The third verse suggests that He considers girls old enough at their first period:
--> He ''He comes to make His blessings [i.e. semen] flow
-->
flow\\
Far as the curse [i.e. menstruation] is found,
found,''
* Music/OwlCity:
**
"Fireflies" by Music/OwlCity is about a man frantically masturbating after his girlfriend left him. You will never hear the song the same way again.
** Likewise, "Good Time" is about sex unless otherwise proven.
* "Witch Doctor" by David Seville and The Chipmunks is about [[LovingForce date rape]].rape. The singer asks the witch doctor how to get the girl he loves; the doctor's reply of "Ooh, eee, ooh, aah aah!" is what the girl would cry out while being assaulted. And she loved it, too.
**
too. That's what the witch doctor told the guy to say...
* Music/TheWho's "Won't Get Fooled Again". A man picks up an attractive girl in a bar, brings her back to his place, only to discover (as he undresses her) that "she" is actually [[Film/TheCryingGame a man]].man. Now, feeling conflicted about his sexuality, he's considering a sex change operation. ("The change, it had to come ... we knew it all along.") Things got worse when he tried to pick up a cute guy at a gay bar, got him home, and found out this one was a butch lesbian. He can no longer tell which gender is which, or [[Music/TheWho who is who]], who, and every time he's in the mood for oral sex, he has to "get on his knees, and pray we don't get fooled again."
* As mentioned above, a A lot of Abba songs Music/{{ABBA}} songs, such as Mamma Mia "Mamma Mia" and Waterloo "Waterloo" could be interpreted as either LovingForce date rape or [[PowerPerversionPotential well-applied]] MindControl.
* Quite a few of Music/{{Skillet}}'s [[ObligatoryBondageSong "Kill Me, Heal Me".]] ''How can I scream/ When the pain is such a release?'' is probably the most blatant line. This is a [[ChristianRock Christian Rock]] [[CovertPervert band...]] Come to think about it, quite a few of thier earlier releases seem to have a double meaning of [[GodIsLoveSongs worshiping God]] and either intimate sex or kinky fetishes. Talk about [[HoYay loving Christ...]]
]] Specifically, [[ObligatoryBondageSong "Kill Me, Heal Me"]]. ''How can I scream/ When the pain is such a release?'' is probably the most blatant line. This is a ChristianRock band...
* Music/FrankieValliAndTheFourSeasons' song Music/FrankieValliAndTheFourSeasons:
**
"Opus 17 (Don't You Worry 'Bout Me)" is about a couple who goes to a "[[APartyAlsoKnownAsAnOrgy party]]" with fifteen other people, and while there the singer's girlfriend shacks up with some other guy, which (for some arbitrary reason, given where they are at the moment) pisses the singer off. He just leaves them be to get it on. "Remember, if he ever leaves you ''high and dry''."



--> ''Play me high, play me low''
--> ''Play me where the wild wind's blowin'''
--> ''Play me wide, play me long''
--> ''Play me for your song''
--> ''I said one, two, play me do''
--> ''Let me sound as sweet as you''
--> ''Play me wide, play me long''
--> ''Let me be your song...''
* The first ''Anime/RozenMaiden'' intro song is about erotic bondage. What else would require someone to kneel and lick the bitter drops of love while wearing a collar made of roses and biting a silver chain.
* "I prayed that he would [[DoubleEntendre finish]], but he just kept right on strumming my [[UnusualEuphemism pain]] with his fingers..."
* [[Music/FlorenceAndTheMachine "I said, hey, girl with one eye, get your filthy fingers out of my pie."]]. ''[[SarcasmMode Really]]'' [[SarcasmMode subtle there, Flo.]]
* "Can You Feel The Love Tonight" is a song about how sex feels. It's even in the title!
* [[Music/GwenStefani "Hollaback Girl"]] is about a scat fetishist ("Uh huh, this my shit") who hears rumors that she's [[TheImmodestOrgasm loud during sex]]. So to get revenge and prove she's not that easy to please, she invites all the girls' boyfriends to a group sex session ("All the boys want to be the winner, but there can only be one/ So I'm gonna fight, gonna give it my all/ Gonna make you fall, gonna sock it to you"). And do I really need to [[EroticEating explain the bananas]]?

to:

--> ''Play me high, play me low''
--> ''Play
low\\
Play
me where the wild wind's blowin'''
--> ''Play
blowin'\\
Play
me wide, play me long''
--> ''Play
long\\
Play
me for your song''
--> ''I
song\\
I
said one, two, play me do''
--> ''Let
do\\
Let
me sound as sweet as you''
--> ''Play
you\\
Play
me wide, play me long''
--> ''Let
long\\
Let
me be your song...''
* The first ''Anime/RozenMaiden'' intro song is about erotic bondage. What else would require someone to kneel and lick the bitter drops of love while wearing a collar made of roses and biting a silver chain.
chain?
* Music/TheFugees' "Killing Me Softly": "I prayed that he would [[DoubleEntendre finish]], but he just kept right on strumming my [[UnusualEuphemism pain]] with his fingers..."
* [[Music/FlorenceAndTheMachine Music/FlorenceAndTheMachine's "Girl With One Eye": "I said, hey, girl with one eye, get your filthy fingers out of my pie."]]. ''[[SarcasmMode Really]]'' [[SarcasmMode subtle there, Flo.]]
pie".
* "Can You Feel The Love Tonight" from ''Disney/TheLionKing'' is a song about how sex feels. It's even in the title!
* [[Music/GwenStefani Music/GwenStefani's "Hollaback Girl"]] Girl" is about a scat fetishist ("Uh huh, this my shit") who hears rumors that she's [[TheImmodestOrgasm loud during sex]]. So to get revenge and prove she's not that easy to please, she invites all the girls' boyfriends to a group sex session ("All the boys want to be the winner, but there can only be one/ So I'm gonna fight, gonna give it my all/ Gonna make you fall, gonna sock it to you"). And do I really need to [[EroticEating explain the bananas]]?



* Mentioned above, ''"Open your Heart"'' by Crush 40 is a song about some guy holding out for the [[ImmodestOrgasm big climax.]] The chorus pretty much gives it away:
-->''Can't hold on much longer, but I will never let go!''
-->''I know this is a one way track, tell me how long this will last!''
* "[[Music/TheProtomen Light Up the Night]]" is about a gay couple who have trouble with their sex lives. The title says it all, really.
* "I Love You This Big" by Scotty McCreery is really the narrator bragging about [[BiggerIsBetterInBed the size of his penis]].
* Pick a song by Music/{{Skrillex}}. Any song by Skrillex.
* Nearly every song in {{Theatre/Wicked}}. "Defying Gravity" is about [[SomethingElseAlsoRises something rising]]. "The Wizard and I", "Dancing Through Life", "Something Bad"... it's all pretty obvious. The exception, oddly enough, is "What is this Feeling?"

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* Mentioned above, ''"Open "Open your Heart"'' Heart" by Crush 40 is a song about some guy holding out for the [[ImmodestOrgasm big climax.]] The chorus pretty much gives it away:
-->''Can't hold on much longer, but I will never let go!''
-->''I
go!\\
I
know this is a one way track, tell me how long this will last!''
* "[[Music/TheProtomen Light Music/TheProtomen's "Light Up the Night]]" Night" is about a gay couple who have trouble with their sex lives. The title says it all, really.
* "I Love You This Big" by Scotty McCreery [=McCreery=] is really the narrator bragging about [[BiggerIsBetterInBed the size of his penis]].
* %%* Pick a song by Music/{{Skrillex}}. Any song by Skrillex.
* Nearly every song in {{Theatre/Wicked}}. ''{{Theatre/Wicked}}'': "Defying Gravity" is about [[SomethingElseAlsoRises something rising]]. "The Wizard and I", "Dancing Through Life", "Something Bad"... it's all pretty obvious. The exception, oddly enough, is "What is this Feeling?"



* "[[WesternAnimation/ToyStory You've Got A Friend In Me]]" is clearly about swingers.
* "[[Theatre/LesMiserables Empty Chairs at Empty Tables]]" is about a man missing his gay friends who would let him watch.

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* "[[WesternAnimation/ToyStory You've "You've Got A Friend In Me]]" Me" from ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory'' is clearly about swingers.
* "[[Theatre/LesMiserables Empty ''Theatre/LesMiserables'': "Empty Chairs at Empty Tables]]" Tables" is about a man missing his gay friends who would let him watch.



* "Let It Go" from ''Disney/{{Frozen}}''. You know it to be true. Some think "Love is an Open Door" might also apply.
* Contrary to popular belief, "Wall Of Tears" by K.T. Oslin is ''not'' about a woman with a broken heart. It's actually a metaphor for a lonely, horny woman who's [[IllBeInMyBunk going to spend all night pleasuring herself]].

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* "Let It Go" from ''Disney/{{Frozen}}''. You know it to be true. Some think "Love is an Open Door" might also apply.
* Contrary to popular belief, "Wall Of Tears" by K.T. Oslin Oslin:
** Contrary to popular belief, "Wall Of Tears"
is ''not'' about a woman with a broken heart. It's actually a metaphor for a lonely, horny woman who's [[IllBeInMyBunk going to spend all night pleasuring herself]].



* [[Music/KatyPerry Firework]]. Make them go "[[TheImmodestOrgasm oh oh oh]]."
* [[Music/{{Hanson}} "MMMbop"]] is a gay sex song.

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* [[Music/KatyPerry Firework]].Music/KatyPerry's "Firework". Make them go "[[TheImmodestOrgasm oh oh oh]]."
* [[Music/{{Hanson}} "MMMbop"]] Music/{{Hanson}}'s "[=MMMbop=]" is a gay sex song.



** Sonic X's intro? "Gotta go fast! Gotta go fast! Gotta go faster, faster faster-faster-faster / Don't think, don't blink, just go go go go go-go-go-go-go-go"...
** Adventure Time's intro is about experiencing an orgy. "Adventure time! Come on, grab your friends, we're going to very distant lands..."
** MLP's intro is about helping your friends out sexually. "Won't you share this magic with me?"
** What about ''WesternAnimation/StarVsTheForcesOfEvil''? "It's gonna get a little weird, gonna get a little wild [...] I'm talking rainbows, I'm talking puppies"...seems to be about two gays getting it on.

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** Sonic X's ''Anime/SonicX'''s intro? "Gotta go fast! Gotta go fast! Gotta go faster, faster faster-faster-faster / Don't think, don't blink, just go go go go go-go-go-go-go-go"...
** Adventure Time's ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime'''s intro is about experiencing an orgy. "Adventure time! Come on, grab your friends, we're going to very distant lands..."
** MLP's ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePony'''s intro is about helping your friends out sexually. "Won't you share this magic with me?"
** What about ''WesternAnimation/StarVsTheForcesOfEvil''? ''WesternAnimation/StarVsTheForcesOfEvil'': "It's gonna get a little weird, gonna get a little wild [...] I'm talking rainbows, I'm talking puppies"...seems to be about two gays getting it on.



** So is "Can't Fight the Moonlight" by Music/LeAnnRimes.

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** So is * "Can't Fight the Moonlight" by Music/LeAnnRimes.Music/LeAnnRimes is also about planning to rape someone.



* {{Music/Slipknot}}

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* {{Music/Slipknot}}{{Music/Slipknot}}:

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* "Everybody to the Limit" from ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner''... Let's see, "Everybody to the limit"? "Everybody come on fhqwhgads"?. Yup, clearly about bukkake.


* ''Real Emotion'' from ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyX2'' is clearly filthy.

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* ''Real Emotion'' from ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyX2'' is clearly filthy.about a woman who frequently fantasizes about sex losing her virginity.

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* ''Real Emotion'' from ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyX2'' is clearly filthy.
--> ''But the things I've seen''
--> ''in those hazy dreams''
--> ''Can't compare to what I'm seeing now''
--> ''Everything's so different''
--> ''That it brings me to my knees''


So, go ahead. Corrupt some perfectly innocent songs and show us how perverted your mind is.

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So, go ahead. Corrupt Abuse AccidentalInnuendo 'til it's a pile of dirt, corrupt some perfectly innocent songs and show us how perverted your mind is.


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* "Dreams of an Absolution", [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Silver the Hedgehog]]'s ImageSong, is about him [[SexualEuphemism dreaming of an]] [[GladToBeAliveSex absolution]] with someone (Hands down, {{Shipp|ing}}ers) every night just to distract him from his BadFuture. "'Cause every night I will save your life, and every night I will be with you. 'Cause every night I still lay awake and I dream of an absolution."


** So is "Can't Fight the Moonlight" by Leann Rimes.

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** So is "Can't Fight the Moonlight" by Leann Rimes.Music/LeAnnRimes.

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** Not to mention "Man in the Box". That title alone should be indicative enough.


* Both "Chains" and "Hurt Me Bad (In A Real Good Way)" by Patty Loveless are [[ObligatoryBondageSong obligatory bondage songs]].

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* Both "Chains" and "Hurt Me Bad (In A Real Good Way)" by Patty Loveless Music/PattyLoveless are [[ObligatoryBondageSong obligatory bondage songs]].


* "Straight Up" by Paula Abdul. "[[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything Straight up now]], tell me do you really wanna love me forever? Or am I just caught in [[SexForSolace a hit and run]]?"

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* "Straight Up" by Paula Abdul. "[[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything "[[SomethingElseAlsoRises Straight up now]], tell me do you really wanna love me forever? Or am I just caught in [[SexForSolace a hit and run]]?"

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* "Straight Up" by Paula Abdul. "[[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything Straight up now]], tell me do you really wanna love me forever? Or am I just caught in [[SexForSolace a hit and run]]?"

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