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He doesn't do drugs. [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs Honestly.]] He doesn't even drink.

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He doesn't do drugs. [[WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs Honestly.]] Honestly. He doesn't even drink.
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* EverythingsBetterWithPlushies:
** The shitty wolf toy someone brought along in his Fizzy Logic DVD. "He shall be named Randy-Pan."
--->'''Ross:''' "And then you took the words right out of my mouth!/I was thinkin' about the shitty quality of the wolf./You won the wolf at a fairground?/It's clearly gonna burst into flames when you give it to a child.
** He also is given a small porcelain cow in one show.
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* AutoIncorrect: On one of his Australian tours, Ross (who is a motorcycle fan) told a story about going to Philip Island to see the Superbike World Championship (often abbreviated to 'WSBK'). He texted his friend in the UK "Going to Philip Island for WSBK", only to get back a confusing message. When he reread his original text, he discovered that autocorrect had converted 'WSBK' to 'WANKS', presumably leading his friend to assume he has a [[BestialityIsDepraved bizarre sexual interest in penguins]].
-->'''Ross:''' ''And to make it worse, it was plural!''
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* NoTalkingOrPhonesWarning: Ross os folnd of beginning his shows with some form of animation or short film that conveys this warning to the audience. See, for example, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUjqZ5PFDaY Sparky the information slug]] from Unrealtime, and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyhOcpaftSI The Singing Orbs]] from Fizzy Logic.

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* NoTalkingOrPhonesWarning: Ross os folnd is fond of beginning his shows with some form of animation or short film that conveys this warning to the audience. See, for example, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUjqZ5PFDaY Sparky the information slug]] from Unrealtime, and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyhOcpaftSI The Singing Orbs]] from Fizzy Logic.
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* NoTalkingOrPhonesWarning: Ross os folnd of beginning his shows with some form of animation or short film that conveys this warning to the audience. See, for example, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUjqZ5PFDaY Sparky the information slug]] from Unrealtime, and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyhOcpaftSI The Singing Orbs]] from Fizzy Logic.
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* ''[[Series/TheApprentice The Apprentice Australia]]'' (2021)

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* ''[[Series/TheApprentice The Celebrity Apprentice Australia]]'' (2021)
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* ''[[Franchise/TheApprentice The Apprentice Australia'' (2021)

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* ''[[Franchise/TheApprentice ''[[Series/TheApprentice The Apprentice Australia'' Australia]]'' (2021)
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* ''[[Series/TheApprentice The Apprentice Australia'' (2021)

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* ''[[Series/TheApprentice ''[[Franchise/TheApprentice The Apprentice Australia'' (2021)
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* ''[[Series/TheApprentice The Apprentice Australia'' (2021)
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* EverythingsBetterWithMonkeys: Most shows contain references to monkeys. For example after Australians keep wishing him a "Great day!" instead of a nice day, Noble muses that a "great" day would involve a visit to the zoo and seeing children being attacked by monkeys.
-->'''Ross:''' They're like babies, but better!

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* BeeAfraid: The NoTalkingOrPhonesWarning for the ''El Hablador'' tour showed the many punishments that would be inflicted on any twat who disobeyed the warning. One of them was being attacked by a swarm of trained killer bees.


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* ScaryStingingSwarm: The NoTalkingOrPhonesWarning for the ''El Hablador'' tour showed the many punishments that would be inflicted on any twat who disobeyed the warning. One of them was being attacked by a swarm of trained killer bees.
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-->''What I love about my job is that it is so unpredictable. At breakfast this morning, when I was wondering where tonight's show might go, I never imagined that during the first ten minute I'd be yelling the words "HORNY SHIRE HORSE WARNING!"''

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-->''What I love about my job is that it is so unpredictable. At breakfast this morning, when I was wondering where tonight's show might go, I never imagined that during within the first ten minute minutes I'd be yelling the words "HORNY SHIRE HORSE WARNING!"''
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* ARareSentence: Due to the {{Improv}}/stream-of-consciousness nature of his comedy, Creator/RossNoble often finds himself musing of the downright strangeness of what he has just said. During one of his recorded stand-up show, in which his opening spiel has gone even further off the rails than he normal, he comments:
-->''What I love about my job is that it is so unpredictable. At breakfast this morning, when I was wondering where tonight's show might go, I never imagined that during the first ten minute I'd be yelling the words "HORNY SHIRE HORSE WARNING!"''
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* MistakenForRacist: Ross sometimes tells a story about one of his daughters, who loved juice so much that it was one of the first words she learned to say. one day, she sees a boy in stereotypical Orthodox Jewish attire drinking a carton of juice, and starts shouting "Juice! Juice!" at him, while reaching for the carton in a way that could easily be mistaken for a certain kind of salute that was popular in 1930's Germany. The only thing Ross could think to say to alleviate the embarrassment was to tell the boy's horrified family "I'm sorry, she's not actually mine, I'm babysitting for Creator/MelGibson."

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* MistakenForRacist: A few of his jokes involve this:
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Ross sometimes tells a story about one of his daughters, who loved juice so much as a baby that it was one of the first words she learned to say. one day, she sees a boy in stereotypical Orthodox Jewish attire drinking a carton of juice, and starts shouting "Juice! Juice!" at him, while reaching for the carton in a way that could easily be mistaken for a certain kind of salute that was popular in 1930's Germany. The only thing Ross could think to say to alleviate the embarrassment was to tell the boy's horrified family "I'm sorry, she's not actually mine, I'm babysitting for Creator/MelGibson.""
** In another joke, Ross claims that prior to the 2016 Brexit referendum, he was worried that voters would become complacent due to predictions that it would be an easy win for Remain, and made sure to tells everyone he met "Don't trust the polls!"
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* MistakenForRacist: Ross sometimes tells a story about one of his daughters, who loved juice so much that it was one of the first words she learned to say. one day, she sees a boy in stereotypical Orthodox Jewish attire drinking a carton of juice, and starts shouting "Juice! Juice!" at him, while reaching for the carton in a way that could easily be mistaken for a certain kind of salute that was popular in 1930's Germany. The only thing Ross could think to say to alleviate the embarrassment was to tell the boy's horrified family "I'm sorry, she's not actually mine, I'm babysitting for Creator/MelGibson."
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* ThatCameOutWrong: During the ''Humourmoid'' tour, Ross tells have how he suffered several injuries as a result of running a half marathon without training first. The worst of these chafing of his groin. As a result he was moving vey carefully to avoid further inflaming the area. However, when his legs locked up while he was trying to open his hotel room door, he found himself [[AccidentalUnfortunateGesture rocking back and forth with very suggestive hip thrusts and grunting uncontrollably]]. A female hotel employee saw and immediately started walking away. In a desperate attempt to explain, he blurted out "It's because of my testicles!".

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* ThatCameOutWrong: During the ''Humourmoid'' tour, Ross tells have how he suffered several injuries as a result of running a half marathon without training first. The worst of these was chafing of his groin. As a result he was moving vey carefully to avoid further inflaming the area. However, when his legs locked up while he was trying to open his hotel room door, he found himself [[AccidentalUnfortunateGesture rocking back and forth with very suggestive hip thrusts and grunting uncontrollably]]. A female hotel employee saw and immediately started walking away. In a desperate attempt to explain, he blurted out "It's because of my testicles!".
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* AccidentalUnfortunateGesture: In his ''Humournoid'' tour, Ross tells a story of how an unfortunate confluence of events resulted in him standing in a hotel corridor, rocking back and forth with very suggestive hip thrusts, and grunting. When he looked up, he locked eyes with a female hotel employee who was walking towards him. She immediately turned around and started walking away. His attempt to explain what was going on [[ThatCameOutWrong made things worse]].


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* ThatCameOutWrong: During the ''Humourmoid'' tour, Ross tells have how he suffered several injuries as a result of running a half marathon without training first. The worst of these chafing of his groin. As a result he was moving vey carefully to avoid further inflaming the area. However, when his legs locked up while he was trying to open his hotel room door, he found himself [[AccidentalUnfortunateGesture rocking back and forth with very suggestive hip thrusts and grunting uncontrollably]]. A female hotel employee saw and immediately started walking away. In a desperate attempt to explain, he blurted out "It's because of my testicles!".

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