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-->"How big is a small? It's a little more than none!"
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* BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor: He made the mistake of walking into a restaurant in Italy, and announcing "Sono affamato!"[[note]]I'm starving![[/note]] Not only did the staff dial up the hospitality because he'd learned a little Italian, they took him at his word.
-->''They brought out food for hours! We were fighting amongst ourselves--"Stop ordering, this is enough." "I didn't order this!" "They're just bringing out stuff." [[OhCrap "Let's get outta here!"]] We had a friend with us, Timmy, he was too skinny. We should have known; he shouldn't have come! Halfway through the meal, he died! And they kept on trying to feed him. They were smacking him--"Whatsa matter, you don't LIKE it?!" "He's dead! ...Pass that over here."''
-->''They brought out food for hours! We were fighting amongst ourselves--"Stop ordering, this is enough." "I didn't order this!" "They're just bringing out stuff." [[OhCrap "Let's get outta here!"]] We had a friend with us, Timmy, he was too skinny. We should have known; he shouldn't have come! Halfway through the meal, he died! And they kept on trying to feed him. They were smacking him--"Whatsa matter, you don't LIKE it?!" "He's dead! ...Pass that over here."''
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* ShapedLikeItself: His response to people asking [[AskAStupidQuestion "How big is a small?"]] while he was waiting to order.
