History Characters / LastRes0rt

* PeekABangs: Bangs tend to hang over at least one eye.

* OverprotectiveDad: His response to spotting Jigsaw on TV is to dig out his old supervillain costume and run halfway across the galaxy to get her.

* GagBoobs: One word: [[http://www.lastres0rt.com/?p=39 RIIIIIP!!!]] Also, more than a few fans think that this is what Slick meant when he recommended the name "Team Gemini"...

%%* TheChick

The head/only doctor aboard the ''White Diamond Crisis'', specializing in [[{{Deprogram}} Exit Counseling]].

A former Star Org officer before being throughly disowned and thrown in jail thanks to hacking into a ship's life support ([[PunchClockVillain he claims he was under orders]]), Silk has been in jail for the past 47 years until he finally got sick of it and decided to join the show. Has at least one daughter on the outside, and is likely going through the show in order to reach her.

* VegetarianVampire: Maybe. The one panel we've seen of his early life either suggests that he fed off of fresh corpses (which he had access to as a doctor) or that he made a snack out of his coworkers when they pissed him off. He's certainly one now, since his cast profile includes several warnings to feed him "filtered" blood as opposed to "live" blood from other characters (since it's believed that live blood allows him to use his vampire powers), justifying the need to feed as a means of getting ahead; other blood will work, but it's the rough difference between drinking water vs. Red Bull.

* DarkMessiah: Debated. How much Veled believes herself to be the Messiah is also questionable, [[spoiler: but she certainly intends to destroy the Endless for all they've done to her and her family]].

* LockedOutOfTheLoop: Her EstablishingCharacterMoment involves her being confused that Jigsaw is still alive:

** [[spoiler: to be fair, slowly feeding somebody's leg into a garbage disintegrator with the safety sensors disabled ISNT...exactly the sort of thing ANYONE lives down..]]

* TheResenter: Not only is he almost never drawn as anything but scowling, he's miffed that he's been ignored in favor of the (prittier / more talented) volunteers and characters. This seems to be Xanatos's default mood even before he loses; actually falling from grace seems to amp it UpToEleven.

[[LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters Bear with us, there's a lot of folks to catch up on...]]

* BaldOfAwesome: Mostly, other than a long braid, though later he starts growing more hair.

A 50-something MadScientist CEO who's apparently [[TheRainman grown up with Autism]] and is about as fragile as the plot allows while still making it believable she could be press-ganged into this reality show. Started the show with an amputated left leg [[ArtificialLimbs that's been replaced with a bionic prostethic]].

* TheRainman: Certainly an autistic savant, who can teleport.

%%* OurVampiresAreDifferent

* PowerIncontinence: She's only just started having these new powers, after all...

%%* VampireBitesSuck: If she's not careful.

%%* ArtificialLimbs

%%* HeroWithBadPublicity
%%* MadScientist

%%* MutilationInterrogation

%%* PeekABangs
%%* SelfMadeMan
%%* ShippedInShackles: And a wheelchair!
%%* TheRainman

%%* BrokenAce: Daisy inadvertently triggered a flashback to... [[http://www.lastres0rt.com/2011/01/how-to-leave-out-a-punchline/ well, this]].%%Links are not context.

%%* TheGunslinger
%%* HeroAntagonist

%%* ParentalIssues

%%* OurGeniesAreDifferent

%%* RedRightHand: Well, red eyes, really.%%Meaning?
* GlamourFailure: Alice's "dead eyes" are the only part of her body she can't seem to change the color of.

%%* LipstickLesbian

%%* PrincessesPreferPink
%%* RoyalsWhoActuallyDoSomething

%%* WarriorPrince

%%* DistressedDude

%%* ShippedInShackles: Pun intended.

%%* DeadpanSnarker

%%* PlayfulHacker

%%* ShippedInShackles

%%* BaldOfAwesome: Mostly.

%%* CreepyCrossdresser: He earned his nickname for a reason.%%Meaning?
%%* MadArtist

%%* {{Cult}}: It's in the BackStory, and sorta {{Squick}}y too.

%%* KilledMidSentence

%%* LukeYouAreMyFather: [[spoiler: Her reason for meeting White Noise, as seen in one of the bonus comics.]]%%Is?

%%* GenieInABottle:
%%* OurGeniesAreDifferent

%%* ParrotPetPosition

%%* LivingRelic
%%* NakedFirstImpression

%%* ReallySevenHundredYearsOld

%%* OverprotectiveDad

%%* VoluntaryShapeshifting: Like his sister.

* OurVampiresAreDifferent

* VampireBitesSuck: If she's not careful.

* AnArmAndALeg: Okay, just the leg, really. Probably a Type 3 amputation.
* ArtificialLimbs

* HandicappedBadass: Did we mention she has a robotic leg?
* HeroWithBadPublicity
* MadScientist

* MutilationInterrogation

* PeekABangs
* [[SelfMadeMan Self-Made Woman]]
* ShippedInShackles: And a wheelchair!
* TheRainman
* TortureAlwaysWorks: or at the very least it provides many entertaining moments which can be exploited for psychological warfare later.
** Veled mentions later that she was tortured to provide an audio confession that would corroborate with the information Veled was already able to psychically extract from her (i.e. to turn that confession into something reproducible.) One assumes Daisy still put up a good fight, but she wasn't tortured for information in and of itself.

* TheAce: Oh, come on, a celebrity soldier? At HIS age?
** He is a damn good shot, but still...
* BrokenAce: Daisy inadvertently triggered a flashback to... [[http://www.lastres0rt.com/2011/01/how-to-leave-out-a-punchline/ well, this.]]
* ChivalrousPervert
* GoodHairEvilHair: We're counting the soulpatch.
* TheGunslinger
* HeroAntagonist

* {{Jerkass}}

* OurWerewolvesAreDifferent: Can transform into a Paladin Shepard, some sort of dog-like creature covered with armor and illegal in many systems. He thinks it's a "birth defect".
** [[http://www.lastres0rt.com/comic/bombs-away/ According to Julian]] [[spoiler: they're called djinn mei, no relation to djinn-si, and descended from Celeste breeding with untested species.]]
* ParentalIssues

* TallDarkAndSnarky

* OurGeniesAreDifferent
* RedEyesTakeWarning
* RedRightHand: Well, red eyes, really.

* GagBoobs: One word: [[http://www.lastres0rt.com/?p=39 RIIIIIP!!!]]
** Also, more than a few fans think that this is what Slick meant when he recommended the name "Team Gemini"...
* LipstickLesbian
* ModestRoyalty: Adharia's often seen in either modesty-preserving attire that wouldn't look out of place in your average Arab country, or else the same uniformed jumpsuit as all the other teams (though hers does have a little forehead band the others' outfits lack). What fancy attire we've seen so far is her "harem wear" inside her quarters, which is nice, but not necessarily flashy.
** 'Course, it's easily justified because it's heavily implied that she's a FallenPrincess on the run, if not in exile, so...
* MostCommonSuperPower: Okay, most of the females on the show (that are supposed to have boobs, anyway) are relatively generous, but Adharia's [[InformedAbility are presumed to be even more exceptionally so.]]
** The topless scene doesn't help.
* PrincessesPreferPink
* RoyalsWhoActuallyDoSomething

* {{Warrior Prince}}ss

* TheChick

* DistressedDude

* ShippedInShackles: Pun intended.

* CutLexLuthorACheck - While stuck in prison, White wrote an encryption algorithm in order to make his network activity untrackable. The police quickly cut a deal with him to reveal his methods in exchange for several perks, and has been getting filthy rich off of this and subsequent work since. How much he's been able to enjoy it while remaining in solitary confinement is questionable, but hey, it works.
* DeadpanSnarker
* IAmNotWeasel: All together now: [[http://www.lastres0rt.com/2008/05/screts-are-only-fun-when-other-people-know-you-have-them/ "I AM NOT A HORSE!"]]
* PlayfulHacker

* ShippedInShackles

* BaldOfAwesome: Mostly.

* VegetarianVampire: Maybe. The one panel we've seen of his early life either suggests that he fed off of fresh corpses (which he had access to as a doctor) or that he made a snack out of his coworkers when they pissed him off.
** He's certainly one now, since his cast profile includes several warnings to feed him "filtered" blood as opposed to "live" blood from other characters (since it's believed that live blood allows him to use his vampire powers), justifying the need to feed as a means of getting ahead; other blood will work, but it's the rough difference between drinking water vs. Red Bull.

* CreepyCrossdresser: He earned his nickname for a reason.
* MadArtist

* ShippedInShackles

* {{Cult}}: It's in the BackStory, and sorta {{Squick}}y too.

* GoodScarsEvilScars: In this case, bad. Very bad.

* TheResenter: Not only is he almost never drawn as anything but scowling, he's miffed that he's been ignored in favor of the (prittier / more talented) volunteers and characters.
** This seems to be Xanatos's default mood even before he loses; actually falling from grace seems to amp it UpToEleven.

* BrainInAJar - [[http://www.lastres0rt.com/2010/08/hammer-meet-nail/ Siege believes she's one of these.]]

* ShippedInShackles

* KilledMidSentence

!Staff & Residents of ''Webcomic/LastRes0rt'' Station

* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: Go on, tell us that's NOT Vince [=McMahon=] in a fursuit.
** It's more that the Vaeo family in general is an homage to the [=McMahon=] family, even if the relations between the members are significantly different (and instead of estranged wife Linda, a third "heir" has been added)

* StrongFamilyResemblance: Vincent often gets confused for Nate by the readers. That the two have similar color palettes is only compounded by their relative infrequency (pardon the pun) in the storyline so far.
** PROTIP: Vince has short hair pulled back into a point, with a very tiny (but still tied back) ponytail for the rest of his hair. He also has darker eyebrows.

* BeleagueredBureaucrat: [[http://www.lastres0rt.com/2009/10/now-she-has-to-serve-it-herself/ One explanation]] for her short temper and violent outbursts.
** Luckily for Jigsaw, Veled delegates some of her "babysitting" to Melody and Binary.
* ButForMeItWasTuesday: How Veled wraps up her first meeting with Jigsaw, shooing the girl out the door so she can keep her appointment with White Noise.
** To be fair, she IS concerned enough about Jigsaw to schedule the time in the first place, [[BeleagueredBureaucrat but she's a very busy woman.]]

* CompellingVoice: Like she needs it.
** Her first use of it backfired because Jigsaw honestly didn't understand the question.
*** [[http://www.lastres0rt.com/2009/10/just-in-time/ Her second use, however...]]

* HeinzHybrid: WordOfGod states she's supposed to be part Human, part Anyr, and part Vidian.
** Her kids are also part Kendril, [[spoiler: from Gabriel]].
* LargeAndInCharge: in more ways than one!
* LukeYouAreMyFather: [[spoiler: Her reason for meeting White Noise, as seen in one of the bonus comics.]]
* NecessarilyEvil

* GenieInABottle: And how!
* OurGeniesAreDifferent

* {{Familiar}}

* MentorMascot
* ParrotPetPosition

* {{Fembot}}

* LivingRelic
* NakedFirstImpression
* NakedOnArrival
* [[ReallySevenHundredYearsOld Really 4,000 Years Old]]

* SayMyName

* TroubledButCute
* VomitIndiscretionShot

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* OverprotectiveDad

* HollywoodCyborg: technically, her metal legs are actually "pants" wired into her spinal cord as high-tech braces.

* PlayfulHacker
* VoluntaryShapeshifting: Can apparently change between a human and a Talmi form. [[spoiler: Implied to be one of her mother's experiments.]]

* VoluntaryShapeshifting: Like his sister.

Daisy's father
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed
* SilverFox

Apparently one of the few known Deep Vampires, and also [[spoiler: Jigsaw's sire]].

--> '''Veled:''' I've kept my planet from descending into civil war for the better part of two decades, somehow held the rest of Celigo and the Endless at bay, and ''[[NeverLiveItDown all you can think about is one stupid leg?!]]''

Slick fears him, probably for good reason. Wears a white, plain mask. Used to be an inept sculptor before he figured out that not only was it easier to just [[TrueArtIsAngsty kidnap, rape, and petrify his victims in order to make his sculptures]], [[TrueArtIsIncomprehensible it also got him better reviews from the critics too]].

* LaserGuidedAmnesia: This is apparently the reason why she not only doesn't remember how she became a vampire (which, given how traumatic these events usually are, is fairly reasonable...), but also the reason why she doesn't remember ''feeding on other people in her sleep'', which is how she manages to avoid realizing what happened to her for several months.

* CompellingVoice: Like most Celeste.
** [[http://www.lastres0rt.com/2008/01/wingspan-of-an-albatross-brain-of-a-barn-swallow/ White Noise is immune]]

* RedRightHand: Arikos's right eye is slashed through, and he's got a [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyphema hyphema injury]] to boot.

* NotThatKindOfDoctor: He's a psychiatrist.

* BrokenBird

* EverythingsBetterWithPrincesses

* WithGreatPowerComesGreatInsanity: According to his profile, he's a hallucinating schizophrenic. This hasn't exactly stopped him from being a completely badass character (and one of the most lucid of the cast).

* CompellingVoice: And how!

In charge of Celigo's military, Veled is apparently the top of the food chain as far as Webcomic/LastRes0rt is concerned, and she's not afraid to make that clear. Gets bored very easily, [[ChaoticEvil and very dangerous when she's bored.]]

** [[spoiler: to be fair, slowly feeding somebody's leg into a garbage disintergrator with the safety sensors disabled ISNT...exactly the sort of thing ANYONE lives down..]]

* DarkMessiah: Debated. How much Veled believes herself to be the Messiah is also questionable.

** WordOfGod states she's supposed to be part Human, part Anyr, and part Vidian.

* DarkIsNotEvil: Despite it being explained by other characters that Vampires are insidious and sneaky and able to make ghouls, Jigsaw... hasn't really DONE anything evil.

* SenselessViolins