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* At his expulsion hearing, Van Wilder takes responsibility for the underage drinking, and proposes an alternate punishment; he's only eighteen credits short of graduating from Coolidge, so instead of expelling him, Van Wilder opts to audit the rest of his classes and ''graduate'' instead. Mr [=McDougal=] points out that either way, they'll be rid of Wilder, so why not see what he's made of? Wilder then proceeds to get passing grades in all of his classes, despite not attending one all year, cramming everything he needed to know into a few weeks.

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* At his expulsion hearing, Van Wilder takes responsibility for the underage drinking, and proposes an alternate punishment; he's only eighteen credits short of graduating shy from Coolidge, a degree in Leisure Studies, so instead of expelling him, Van Wilder opts to audit the rest of his classes and ''graduate'' instead. Mr [=McDougal=] points out that either way, they'll be rid of Wilder, so why not see what he's made of? Wilder then proceeds to get passing grades in all of his classes, despite not attending one all year, cramming everything he needed to know into a few weeks.
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* At his expulsion hearing, Van points out that he's only eighteen credits short of graduating from Coolidge, so proposes the alternate punishment - Instead of expulsion, he has to graduate from Coolidge. Mr [=McDougal=] points out that no matter what, they'll be rid of Wilder, so why not see what he's made of. Wilder then proceeds ''to get passing grades in all of his classes, '''despite not attending one all year''' & cramming everything he needed to know into a few weeks.''

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* At his expulsion hearing, Van points out that Wilder takes responsibility for the underage drinking, and proposes an alternate punishment; he's only eighteen credits short of graduating from Coolidge, so proposes instead of expelling him, Van Wilder opts to audit the alternate punishment - Instead rest of expulsion, he has to graduate from Coolidge. his classes and ''graduate'' instead. Mr [=McDougal=] points out that no matter what, either way, they'll be rid of Wilder, so why not see what he's made of. of? Wilder then proceeds ''to to get passing grades in all of his classes, '''despite despite not attending one all year''' & year, cramming everything he needed to know into a few weeks.''
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* While [[DontTryThisAtHome strongly discouraged]] in RealLife, there was something about [[spoiler: Gwen's LaxativePrank on Richard. Made more awesome is how he was on his way to the bathroom, his professors and future bosses interrupt him and take him into the room, where he loses control and takes a dump in a nearby garbage bin]]

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* While [[DontTryThisAtHome strongly discouraged]] in RealLife, there was something about [[spoiler: Gwen's LaxativePrank on Richard. Made more awesome is how he was on his way to the bathroom, his professors and future bosses interrupt him and take him into the room, where he loses control and takes a dump in a nearby garbage bin]]
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* The sword fight between Pip and Taj in the climax. This isn't just a fencing match [[spoiler: Pip has a real sword and is trying to ''kill'' Taj. Taj beats Pip by throwing a vase containing the ashes of Pip's ancestors at him, then slicing a letter "T" into Pip's ass like Zorro.]]

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* The sword fight between Pip and Taj in the climax. This isn't just a fencing match [[spoiler: Pip has a real sword and is trying to ''kill'' Taj. Taj beats Pip by throwing a vase containing the ashes of Pip's ancestors at him, then slicing a letter "T" into Pip's ass like Zorro.]]
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* While [[DontTryThisAtHome strongly discouraged]] in RealLife, there was something about [[spoiler: Gwen's LaxativePrank on Richard. Made more awesome is how he was on his way to the bathroom, his professors and future bosses interrupt him and take him into the room, where he looes control and takes a dump in a nearby garbage bin]]

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* While [[DontTryThisAtHome strongly discouraged]] in RealLife, there was something about [[spoiler: Gwen's LaxativePrank on Richard. Made more awesome is how he was on his way to the bathroom, his professors and future bosses interrupt him and take him into the room, where he looes loses control and takes a dump in a nearby garbage bin]]



* The sword fight between Pip and Taj in the climax. This isn't just a fencing match [[spoiler: Pip has a real sword and is trying to ''kill'' Taj. Taj beats Pip by trowing a vase containing the ashes of Pip's ancestors at him, then slicing a letter "T" into Pip's ass like Zorro.]]

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* The sword fight between Pip and Taj in the climax. This isn't just a fencing match [[spoiler: Pip has a real sword and is trying to ''kill'' Taj. Taj beats Pip by trowing throwing a vase containing the ashes of Pip's ancestors at him, then slicing a letter "T" into Pip's ass like Zorro.]]



---> '''Dean Reardon''': Prepare for a good old fashioned ass kicking, son.

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---> '''Dean Reardon''': Prepare for a good old fashioned ass kicking, ass-kicking, son.
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* At his expulsion hearing, Van points out that he's only eighteen credits short of graduating from Coolidge, so proposes the alternate punishment - Instead of expulsion, he has to graduate from Coolidge. Mr [=McDougal=] points out that no matter what, they'll be rid of Wilder, so why not see what he's made of. Wilder then proceeds ''to get passing grades in all of his classes, despite not attending one all year & cramming everything he needed to know into a few weeks.''

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* At his expulsion hearing, Van points out that he's only eighteen credits short of graduating from Coolidge, so proposes the alternate punishment - Instead of expulsion, he has to graduate from Coolidge. Mr [=McDougal=] points out that no matter what, they'll be rid of Wilder, so why not see what he's made of. Wilder then proceeds ''to get passing grades in all of his classes, despite '''despite not attending one all year year''' & cramming everything he needed to know into a few weeks.''
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* While [[DontTryThisAtHome strongly discouraged]] in RealLife, there was something about [[spoiler: Gwen's LaxativePrank on Richard. Made more awesome is how he was on his way to the bathroom, his professors and future bosses interrupt him and take him into the room, where he looses control and takes a dump in a nearby garbage bin]]

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* While [[DontTryThisAtHome strongly discouraged]] in RealLife, there was something about [[spoiler: Gwen's LaxativePrank on Richard. Made more awesome is how he was on his way to the bathroom, his professors and future bosses interrupt him and take him into the room, where he looses looes control and takes a dump in a nearby garbage bin]]
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* The sword fight between Pip and Taj in the climax. This isn't just a fencing match [[spoiler: Pip has a real sword and is trying to ''kil'' Taj. Taj beats Pip by trowing a vase containing the ashes of Pip's anscestors at him.]]

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* The sword fight between Pip and Taj in the climax. This isn't just a fencing match [[spoiler: Pip has a real sword and is trying to ''kil'' ''kill'' Taj. Taj beats Pip by trowing a vase containing the ashes of Pip's anscestors ancestors at him.him, then slicing a letter "T" into Pip's ass like Zorro.]]
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* While [[DontTryThisAtHome strongly discouraged]] in RealLife, [spoiler: Gwen's LaxativePrank on Richard. Made more awesome is how he was on his way to the bathroom, his professors and future bosses interrupt him and take him into the room, where he looses control and takes a dump in a nearby garbage bin]]

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* While [[DontTryThisAtHome strongly discouraged]] in RealLife, [spoiler: there was something about [[spoiler: Gwen's LaxativePrank on Richard. Made more awesome is how he was on his way to the bathroom, his professors and future bosses interrupt him and take him into the room, where he looses control and takes a dump in a nearby garbage bin]]
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* [[spoiler: Gwen's LaxativePrank on Richard. Made more awesome is how he was on his way to the bathroom, his professors and would be future bosses inturupt him and take him into the room, where he looses control and takes a dump in a nearby garbage bin]]

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* [[spoiler: While [[DontTryThisAtHome strongly discouraged]] in RealLife, [spoiler: Gwen's LaxativePrank on Richard. Made more awesome is how he was on his way to the bathroom, his professors and would be future bosses inturupt interrupt him and take him into the room, where he looses control and takes a dump in a nearby garbage bin]]



---> '''Van Wilder''': If I were ''your'' son, I'd ''kick my own ass''.

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---> '''Van Wilder''': If I were ''your'' son, I'd ''kick my own ass''.
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'''First Film'''
* At his expulsion hearing, Van points out that he's only eighteen credits short of graduating from Coolidge, so proposes the alternate punishment - Instead of expulsion, he has to graduate from Coolidge. Mr [=McDougal=] points out that no matter what, they'll be rid of Wilder, so why not see what he's made of. Wilder then proceeds ''to get passing grades in all of his classes, despite not attending one all year & cramming everything he needed to know into a few weeks.''
* [[spoiler: Gwen's LaxativePrank on Richard. Made more awesome is how he was on his way to the bathroom, his professors and would be future bosses inturupt him and take him into the room, where he looses control and takes a dump in a nearby garbage bin]]

'''Rise of Taj'''
* The sword fight between Pip and Taj in the climax. This isn't just a fencing match [[spoiler: Pip has a real sword and is trying to ''kil'' Taj. Taj beats Pip by trowing a vase containing the ashes of Pip's anscestors at him.]]

'''Freshmen Year'''
* Van goes up to the militarian Dean Reardon, gives a TheReasonYouSuckSpeech before challenging him to War Games, the loser leaving Coolidge; which leads to this exchange:
---> '''Dean Reardon''': Prepare for a good old fashioned ass kicking, son.
---> '''Van Wilder''': If I were ''your'' son, I'd ''kick my own ass''.

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