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* Charly takes out a carload of bad guys while ice skating across a frozen lake.

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* Charly takes out a carload of bad guys while ice skating across a frozen lake.lake.
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* "Mommy, are we gonna die?" "No, honey, they are. Should we get a puppy?"

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* "Mommy, are we am I gonna die?" "No, honey, "Oh, no, baby, no. You're not going to die... they are. Should ''[lights a match]'' Cover your ears. Hey, should we get a puppy?"dog?"



* An amnesiac Samantha Cain has rediscovered something about herself (the fact that she can chop veggies like a pro) and is in the middle of a nice moment of family bonding. Then she balances the knife pointy end down on one finger, tosses a tomato into the air and pins it to the cupboard. Her family looks about as shocked as she is, and all she can say is "Chefs do that."

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* An amnesiac Samantha Cain Caine has rediscovered something about herself (the fact that she can chop veggies like a pro) and is in the middle of a nice moment of family bonding. Then she balances the knife pointy end down on one finger, tosses a tomato into the air and pins it to the cupboard. Her family looks about as shocked as she is, and all she can say is "Chefs do that."
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* The previously mentioned GunFu at the end of the movie - using an Uzi-carrying corpse as a pulley to get ''to'' said Uzi ''and'' to shoot up a helicopter hovering 50 feet above. Followed by sliding down a separate string of Christmas lights and breaking the bulbs on the way down to soften the fall.

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* The previously mentioned GunFu at the end of the movie - using an Uzi-carrying Škorpion-carrying corpse as a pulley to get ''to'' said Uzi Škorpion ''and'' to shoot up a helicopter hovering 50 feet above. Followed by sliding down a separate string of Christmas lights and breaking the bulbs on the way down to soften the fall.
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* The previously mentioned GunFu at the end of the movie - [[spoiler:using an Uzi-carrying corpse as a pulley to get ''to'' said Uzi ''and'' to shoot up a helicopter hovering 50 feet above.]] Followed by [[spoiler:sliding down a separate string of Christmas lights and breaking the bulbs on the way down to soften the fall.]]

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* The previously mentioned GunFu at the end of the movie - [[spoiler:using using an Uzi-carrying corpse as a pulley to get ''to'' said Uzi ''and'' to shoot up a helicopter hovering 50 feet above.]] above. Followed by [[spoiler:sliding sliding down a separate string of Christmas lights and breaking the bulbs on the way down to soften the fall.]]
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* The previously mentioned GunFu at the end of the movie - [[spoiler:using an Uzi-carrying corpse as a pulley to get ''to'' said Uzi ''and'' to shoot up a helicopter hovering 50 feet above.]] Followed by [[spoiler:sliding down a separate string of Christmas lights and breaking the bulbs on the way down to soften the fall.]]

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* The previously mentioned GunFu at the end of the movie - [[spoiler:using an Uzi-carrying corpse as a pulley to get ''to'' said Uzi ''and'' to shoot up a helicopter hovering 50 feet above.]] Followed by [[spoiler:sliding down a separate string of Christmas lights and breaking the bulbs on the way down to soften the fall.]]]]
* Charly takes out a carload of bad guys while ice skating across a frozen lake.

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** "You're going to die screaming. And I'm gonna watch." And then later: "Die screaming motherfucker."

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** "You're going to die screaming. And I'm gonna watch." And then later: "Die screaming screaming, motherfucker."



* An amnesiac Samantha Cain, having rediscovered something about herself (the fact that she can chop veggies like a pro) and is in the middle of a nice moment of family bonding. She throws the knife into the wall (her family looks about as shocked as she is) and all she can say is "Chefs do that."
** Balancing the knife pointy end down on one finger then throwing a tomato in the air and pinning it to a cupboard by throwing the knife (to be more accurate).
* The previously mentioned GunFu at the end of the movie - [[spoiler:using an uzi-wielding corpse as a pulley to get ''to'' said uzi in order to shoot up a helicopter hovering 50 feet above.]] Followed by [[spoiler:sliding down a separate string of Christmas lights and breaking the bulbs on the way down to soften the fall.]]

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* An amnesiac Samantha Cain, having Cain has rediscovered something about herself (the fact that she can chop veggies like a pro) and is in the middle of a nice moment of family bonding. She throws Then she balances the knife pointy end down on one finger, tosses a tomato into the wall (her air and pins it to the cupboard. Her family looks about as shocked as she is) is, and all she can say is "Chefs do that."
** Balancing the knife pointy end down on one finger then throwing a tomato in the air and pinning it to a cupboard by throwing the knife (to be more accurate).
* The previously mentioned GunFu at the end of the movie - [[spoiler:using an uzi-wielding Uzi-carrying corpse as a pulley to get ''to'' said uzi in order Uzi ''and'' to shoot up a helicopter hovering 50 feet above.]] Followed by [[spoiler:sliding down a separate string of Christmas lights and breaking the bulbs on the way down to soften the fall.]]
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** Balancing the knife pointy end down on one finger then throwing a tomato in the air and pinning it to a cupboard by throwing the knife (to be more accurate).
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* The previously mentioned GunFu at the end of the movie - [[spoiler:using an uzi-wielding corpse as a pulley to get ''to'' said uzi in order to shoot up a helicopter hovering 50 feet above. Followed by sliding down a separate string of Christmas lights and breaking the bulbs on the way down to soften the fall.]]

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* The previously mentioned GunFu at the end of the movie - [[spoiler:using an uzi-wielding corpse as a pulley to get ''to'' said uzi in order to shoot up a helicopter hovering 50 feet above. ]] Followed by sliding [[spoiler:sliding down a separate string of Christmas lights and breaking the bulbs on the way down to soften the fall.]]
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* The previously mentioned GunFu at the end of the movie - using an uzi-wielding corpse as a pulley to get ''to'' said uzi in order to shoot up a helicopter hovering 50 feet above. Followed by sliding down a separate string of Christmas lights and breaking the bulbs on the way down to soften the fall.

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* The previously mentioned GunFu at the end of the movie - using [[spoiler:using an uzi-wielding corpse as a pulley to get ''to'' said uzi in order to shoot up a helicopter hovering 50 feet above. Followed by sliding down a separate string of Christmas lights and breaking the bulbs on the way down to soften the fall.]]
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* The previously mentioned GunFu at the end of the movie - using an uzi-wielding corpse as a pulley to get ''to'' said uzi in order to shoot up a helicopter hovering 50 feet above. Followed by sliding down a separate string of Christmas lights and breaking the bulbs on the way down to soften the fall.
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* Lots of classic one liners, most of them delivered by Samuel L. Jackson.
* An amnesiac Samantha Cain, having rediscovered something about herself (the fact that she can chop veggies like a pro) and is in the middle of a nice moment of family bonding. She throws the knife into the wall (her family looks about as shocked as she is) and all she can say is "Chefs do that."

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