History Awesome / RockosModernLife

-->'''Rocko:''' You cheap little rotter! I've been run over by a car, made to drag around a gimp shopping cart, threatened by your Gestapo security guards, had me head set on fire, I was attacked by wild lobsters, beaten by a very LARGE woman, had me dog wrapped in plastic, nearly starved to death, and I still made the twelve o'clock deadline! So if you don't change that total back to a dollar-fifty, I will do something ''not nice!''

** Then there's the gorilla married to a manatee who is so disgusted at some random {{Jerkass}} professing FantasticRacism towards sea mammals that he drags the {{Jerkass}} off-screen and beats the crap out of him.

-->'''Heffer:''' You have no respect for food! Take THAAAAAAT!

!!Meta
* Filburt and Dr. Hutchison getting married. Apparently, Joe Murray had to fight hard to get Nickelodeon's higher-ups to approve of it, as they didn't typically allow characters to have such permanent forms of character development. The higher-ups finally approving of it was allegedly one of the most memorable moments in the show's history.
* Wacky Delly, performed ''live'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LaNeL09X14 with the original cast]].
** The Q&A that followed this alluded to another meta moment. On the first day of recording lines, Charlie Adler had other things to do, so he wanted to get out of there as quickly as possible. Rather than read Ed's lines and then Bev's lines, he alternated back-and-forth, as well as channeling any frustration he had for how long it was all taking into his performances. Carlos Alazraqui recalled arriving as this was happening and being amazed.
--->"This guy was just this genius Phantom of the Opera at the microphone."
* In Issue 6 of the comics, Rocko climbs Rachel Bighead's penthouse to get Spunky back.

* The ending to "Rocko's Happy Sack", where Rocko [[RageBreakingPoint threatens]] to "do something [[BewareTheNiceOnes not nice]]" to Filburt if he doesn't change his mind about the 99% off sale finishing literally ''one second'' before Rocko's total is read off. It works.
-->'''Rocko:''' You ''cheap'' little rotter! [[HumiliationConga I have been run over by a car, made to drag around a gimp shopping cart, threatened by your Gestapo security guards, had me head set on fire, I was attacked by wild lobsters, beaten by a very LARGE woman, had me dog wrapped in plastic, nearly starved to death]] and I still made the twelve o'clock deadline! So if you don't change that total back to a dollar fifty, [[AC:'''''I WILL DO SOMETHING NOT NICE!!!!!''''']]
-->'''Filburt:''' ''(Nervous)'' That'll be one dollar and fifty cents, please...