History ArsonMurderAndJaywalking / ProfessionalWrestling

--> "I grew up locked in a basement, suffering severe psychological and emotional scarring when [[Wrestling/TheUndertaker my brother]] set my parents on fire. From there, I shifted around among a series of mental institutions until I was grown, at which point I buried my brother alive ... twice. Since then, I've set a couple of people on fire and abducted various co-workers. Oh, and I, uh, [[UnnecessaryRoughness once electrocuted]] [[Wrestling/ShaneMcMahon a man's]] [[GroinAttack testicles]]. Years ago, [[DiscontinuityNod I had a girlfriend named Katie]] but [[OldShame let's just say that didn't turn out too well]]. My real father is a guy named Wrestling/PaulBearer, who I recently trapped in a meat locker. I've been [[Wrestling/{{Lita}} married]], divorced, broke up my ex-wife's wedding and tombstoned the priest. And, for reasons never quite explained, I have an unhealthy obsession with torturing Pete Rose.[[note]] At three consecutive ''Wrestling/WrestleMania'' events (XIV to XVI), Kane had storyline encounters with the former baseball great, each ending with Rose on the receiving end of one of Kane's finishing moves.[[/note]]
* At ''Wrestling/{{CHIKARA}} Aniversario Blue,'' May 20, 2005, Knight Eye for the Pirate Guy (Lance Steel and Jolly Roger) defeated Wrestling/LarrySweeney and [=ShareCropper=] in a match where, had Sweeney's team won, Allison Danger would have to be Sweeney's "slave" for 30 days, but, if Knight Eye won, Sweet 'n' Sour International would have to appear in diapers the following night. Knight Eye won when Sweeney was [[HoistByHisOwnPetard Hoisted by His Own Petard]] after accidentally hitting [=ShareCropper=] with a chain. Steel pinned [=ShareCropper=] for the win. The following night, ''Aniversario Orange'', Sweeney walked out and said that [=ShareCropper=] wasn't there so he doesn't have to appear in a diaper. Leonard F. [=Chikarason=] threatened Sweeney with not being able to wrestle for CHIKARA again if he didn't live up to the stipulation in the contract. Sweeney stormed off and came back 10 minutes later with Sweet 'n' Sour International (Wrestling/{{Crossbones|TheWrestler}}, Rorschach, Mano Metalico) and himself all wearing diapers. Sweeney complained how they were in this situation because they didn't listen to him, they hadn't gotten on the winning streak that he wanted and, Crossbones wouldn't put the dishes away. Sweeney fired all three guys, said he quits and that Sweet 'n' Sour International was no more, and left through the back door.

* Website/{{WrestleCrap}}'s entry on Wrestling/{{TNA}}'s Gooker Award-winning New Monday Night War:

* At ''Wrestling/{{CHIKARA}} Aniversario Blue,'' May 20, 2005, Knight Eye for the Pirate Guy (Lance Steel and Jolly Roger) defeated Wrestling/LarrySweeney and [=ShareCropper=] in a match where, had Sweeney's team won, Allison Danger would have to be Sweeney's "slave" for 30 days, but, if Knight Eye won, Sweet 'n' Sour International would have to appear in diapers the following night. Knight Eye won when Sweeney was [[HoistByHisOwnPetard Hoisted by His Own Petard]] after accidentally hitting [=ShareCropper=] with a chain. Steel pinned [=ShareCropper=] for the win. The following night, ''Aniversario Orange'', Sweeney walked out and said that [=ShareCropper=] wasn't there so he doesn't have to appear in a diaper. Leonard F. [=Chikarason=] threatened Sweeney with not being able to wrestle for CHIKARA again if he didn't live up to the stipulation in the contract. Sweeney stormed off and came back 10 minutes later with Sweet 'n' Sour International (Crossbones, Rorschach, Mano Metalico) and himself all wearing diapers. Sweeney complained how they were in this situation because they didn't listen to him, they hadn't gotten on the winning streak that he wanted and, Crossbones wouldn't put the dishes away. Sweeney fired all three guys, said he quits and that Sweet 'n' Sour International was no more, and left through the back door.

--> "I grew up locked in a basement, suffering severe psychological and emotional scarring when [[Wrestling/TheUndertaker my brother]] set my parents on fire. From there, I shifted around among a series of mental institutions until I was grown, at which point I buried my brother alive ... twice. Since then, I've set a couple of people on fire and abducted various co-workers. Oh, and I, uh, [[UnnecessaryRoughness once electrocuted]] [[Wrestling/ShaneMcMahon a man's]] [[GroinAttack testicles]]. Years ago, [[DiscontinuityNod I had a girlfriend named Katie]] but [[OldShame let's just say that didn't turn out too well]]. My real father is a guy named Wrestling/PaulBearer, who I recently trapped in a meat locker. I've been [[Wrestling/{{Lita}} married]], divorced, broke up my ex-wife's wedding and tombstoned the priest. And, for reasons never quite explained, I have an unhealthy obsession with torturing Pete Rose.[[hottip:*: At three consecutive ''Wrestling/WrestleMania'' events (XIV to XVI), Kane had storyline encounters with the former baseball great, each ending with Rose on the receiving end of one of Kane's finishing moves.]]

* {{WrestleCrap}}'s entry on Wrestling/{{TNA}}'s Gooker Award-winning New Monday Night War:

--> It all started out promising enough. The Carters had decided to go for broke and started bringing in big name talent. [[Wrestling/HulkHogan Hogan]]. [[Wrestling/RicFlair Flair]]. [[Wrestling/JeffHardy Hardy]]. [[Wrestling/RobVanDam Van Dam]]. Knobbs.

* WrestleCrap's entry on {{TNA}}'s Gooker Award-winning New Monday Night War:
--> It all started out promising enough. The Carters had decided to go for broke and started bringing in big name talent. [[HulkHogan Hogan]]. [[RicFlair Flair]]. [[JeffHardy Hardy]]. [[RobVanDam Van Dam]]. Knobbs.