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* In one text on [[Myth/ClassicalMythology Greek Mythology]], Sisyphus's crimes are listed as (paraphrased) "Murder, ravishing of young girls, attempting to cheat death, hubris, and accusing Zeus of having an affair." The kicker? Zeus ''was'' having an affair. Zeus is ''[[ThePornomancer always]]'' [[ReallyGetsAround having]] [[TheCasanova an affair]]. He was just mad Sisyphus snitched.

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** The parable of the Pharisee and the Tax Collector from the New Testament has the Pharisee say "I am not like other men- robbers, evildoers, adulterers- even this tax collector." However it wasn't seen as this at the time. While tax collectors are still AcceptableProfessionalTargets, during the Roman occupation of Palestine when the story is set tax collectors were despised for being LesCollaborateurs

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* The Literature/{{Bible}} states that many things that don't harm anybody are evil.


* In one text on Myth/GreekMythology, Sisyphus's crimes are listed as (paraphrased) "Murder, ravishing of young girls, attempting to cheat death, hubris, and accusing Zeus of having an affair." The kicker? Zeus ''was'' having an affair. Zeus is ''[[ThePornomancer always]]'' [[ReallyGetsAround having]] [[TheCasanova an affair]]. He was just mad Sisyphus snitched.

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* In one text on Myth/GreekMythology, [[Myth/ClassicalMythology Greek Mythology]], Sisyphus's crimes are listed as (paraphrased) "Murder, ravishing of young girls, attempting to cheat death, hubris, and accusing Zeus of having an affair." The kicker? Zeus ''was'' having an affair. Zeus is ''[[ThePornomancer always]]'' [[ReallyGetsAround having]] [[TheCasanova an affair]]. He was just mad Sisyphus snitched.

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* The Egyptian god Seth is the god of the desert, storms, chaos, violence, and... foreigners. [[UnfortunateImplications Wow.]]


* In one text on GreekMythology, Sisyphus's crimes are listed as (paraphrased) "Murder, ravishing of young girls, attempting to cheat death, hubris, and accusing Zeus of having an affair." The kicker? Zeus ''was'' having an affair. Zeus is ''[[ThePornomancer always]]'' [[ReallyGetsAround having]] [[TheCasanova an affair]]. He was just mad Sisyphus snitched.

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* In one text on GreekMythology, Myth/GreekMythology, Sisyphus's crimes are listed as (paraphrased) "Murder, ravishing of young girls, attempting to cheat death, hubris, and accusing Zeus of having an affair." The kicker? Zeus ''was'' having an affair. Zeus is ''[[ThePornomancer always]]'' [[ReallyGetsAround having]] [[TheCasanova an affair]]. He was just mad Sisyphus snitched.


* The [[EgyptianMythology Egyptian god]] Shezmu is the demonic god of execution, slaughter, blood, oil, wine, and . . . perfume.

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* The [[EgyptianMythology [[Myth/EgyptianMythology Egyptian god]] Shezmu is the demonic god of execution, slaughter, blood, oil, wine, and . . . perfume.


* The final king of the Shang Dynasty, [[SpeakIllOfTheDead "King Horse Crupper,"]] was a quick-witted and foul-tempered tyrant who allegedly was powerful enough to hunt and kill wild animals with his bare hands. Although he was possessed of a sharp mind, he disdained politics and competent governance in favor of indulging in his favorite hobbies of sex, drunkenness, depraved debauchery, torturing morally upstanding officials for offending him, torturing people ForTheEvulz, composing songs with offensively erotic lyrics and, singing them offkey.

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* The final king of the Shang Dynasty, [[SpeakIllOfTheDead posthumously renamed "King Horse Crupper,"]] was a quick-witted and foul-tempered tyrant who allegedly was powerful enough to hunt and kill wild animals with his bare hands. Although he was possessed of a sharp mind, he disdained politics and competent governance in favor of indulging in his favorite hobbies of sex, drunkenness, depraved debauchery, torturing morally upstanding officials for offending him, torturing people ForTheEvulz, composing songs with offensively erotic lyrics and, singing them offkey.


* The final king of the Shang Dynasty, "King Horse Crupper," was a quick-witted and foul-tempered tyrant who allegedly was powerful enough to hunt and kill wild animals with his bare hands. Although he was possessed of a sharp mind, he disdained politics and competent governance in favor of indulging in his favorite hobbies of sex, drunkenness, depraved debauchery, torturing morally upstanding officials for offending him, torturing people ForTheEvulz, composing songs with offensively erotic lyrics and, singing them offkey.

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* The final king of the Shang Dynasty, [[SpeakIllOfTheDead "King Horse Crupper," Crupper,"]] was a quick-witted and foul-tempered tyrant who allegedly was powerful enough to hunt and kill wild animals with his bare hands. Although he was possessed of a sharp mind, he disdained politics and competent governance in favor of indulging in his favorite hobbies of sex, drunkenness, depraved debauchery, torturing morally upstanding officials for offending him, torturing people ForTheEvulz, composing songs with offensively erotic lyrics and, singing them offkey.


* The final king of the Shang Dynasty, "King Horse Crupper," was a quick-witted and foul-tempered tyrant who allegedly was powerful enough to hunt and kill wild animals with his bare hands. Although he was possessed of a sharp mind, he disdained politics and competent governance in favor of indulging in his favorite hobbies of sex, drunkenness, depraved debauchery, torturing morally upstanding officials for offending him, torturing people ForTheEvilulz, composing songs with offensively erotic lyrics and, singing them offkey.

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* The final king of the Shang Dynasty, "King Horse Crupper," was a quick-witted and foul-tempered tyrant who allegedly was powerful enough to hunt and kill wild animals with his bare hands. Although he was possessed of a sharp mind, he disdained politics and competent governance in favor of indulging in his favorite hobbies of sex, drunkenness, depraved debauchery, torturing morally upstanding officials for offending him, torturing people ForTheEvilulz, ForTheEvulz, composing songs with offensively erotic lyrics and, singing them offkey.

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* The final king of the Shang Dynasty, "King Horse Crupper," was a quick-witted and foul-tempered tyrant who allegedly was powerful enough to hunt and kill wild animals with his bare hands. Although he was possessed of a sharp mind, he disdained politics and competent governance in favor of indulging in his favorite hobbies of sex, drunkenness, depraved debauchery, torturing morally upstanding officials for offending him, torturing people ForTheEvilulz, composing songs with offensively erotic lyrics and, singing them offkey.


* In one text on Greek mythology, Sisyphus's crimes are listed as (paraphrased) "Murder, ravishing of young girls, attempting to cheat death, hubris, and accusing Zeus of having an affair." The kicker? Zeus ''was'' having an affair. Zeus is ''[[ThePornomancer always]]'' [[ReallyGetsAround having]] [[TheCasanova an affair]]. He was just mad Sisyphus snitched.

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* In one text on Greek mythology, GreekMythology, Sisyphus's crimes are listed as (paraphrased) "Murder, ravishing of young girls, attempting to cheat death, hubris, and accusing Zeus of having an affair." The kicker? Zeus ''was'' having an affair. Zeus is ''[[ThePornomancer always]]'' [[ReallyGetsAround having]] [[TheCasanova an affair]]. He was just mad Sisyphus snitched.


* In one text on Greek mythology, Sisyphus's crimes are listed as (paraphrased) "Murder, ravishing of young girls, attempting to cheat death, hubris, and accusing Zeus of having an affair." The kicker? Zeus ''was'' having an affair. Zeus is ''[[ThePornomancer always]]'' [[ReallyGetsAround having]] [[{{Casanova}} an affair]]. He was just mad Sisyphus snitched.

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* In one text on Greek mythology, Sisyphus's crimes are listed as (paraphrased) "Murder, ravishing of young girls, attempting to cheat death, hubris, and accusing Zeus of having an affair." The kicker? Zeus ''was'' having an affair. Zeus is ''[[ThePornomancer always]]'' [[ReallyGetsAround having]] [[{{Casanova}} [[TheCasanova an affair]]. He was just mad Sisyphus snitched.

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** Arachne found out the hard way that you do not challenge Athena's prowess in handicrafts if you want to stay alive with dignity.


* In one text on Greek mythology, Sisyphus's crimes are listed as (paraphrased) "Murder, ravishing of young girls, attempting to cheat death, hubris, and accusing Zeus of having an affair." The kicker? Zeus really ''was'' having an affair. Zeus is ''always'' [[ReallyGetsAround having]] [[{{Casanova}} an affair]]. He was just mad Sisyphus snitched.

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* In one text on Greek mythology, Sisyphus's crimes are listed as (paraphrased) "Murder, ravishing of young girls, attempting to cheat death, hubris, and accusing Zeus of having an affair." The kicker? Zeus really ''was'' having an affair. Zeus is ''always'' ''[[ThePornomancer always]]'' [[ReallyGetsAround having]] [[{{Casanova}} an affair]]. He was just mad Sisyphus snitched.

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