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* In an ''Series/AllThat'' ColdOpen, the various cast members had ordered food from somewhere called Rogan's, who royally screwed their orders, including spaghetti with golf balls and a human foot. Kenan complained, even though the only change to his order was getting brown mustard instead of yellow mustard.

** From "[[Recap/CSINYS05E01 Veritas]]," the Season 5 opener:
--->'''Mac:''' You're under arrest for the murder of Derek James, Lauren Salinas, kidnapping and attempted murder of a crime scene investigator, armed robbery, grand theft auto, assault and battery. But most of all, for pissing me off.

** There was the episode where Britta pulled a prank which went wrong. It also had a subplot about Pierce getting pranked that he was rising in the ranks of his cult by having him dress as the Cookie Crisp Wizard. In the climax, Britta confesses to the prank. This is followed by Pierce confessing that he knows he was being pranked because his cult held him back. Then Troy makes the unexpected confession that he did not understand the Cookie Crisp Wizard reference.

* ''Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir'': The episode "Striptease for Two" ends with Will and Carlton explaining to Uncle Phil everything they did, which was insider trading (federal offense), pawned off Aunt Viv's diamond bracelet (grand larceny), stripped to get the money back (indecent exposure), and then, finally, they didn't even get the latch on the bracelet fixed.

-->'''Sarah Sidle:''' A cannibal, a killer...''and'' a thief?

** From "Veritas," the Season 6 opener:

** Good thing he's in New York. Over in ''Series/CSIMiami'', pissing Horatio off warrants... *GlassesPull*... a death sentence. [[JudgeJuryAndExecutioner Often carried out immediately]].
*** '''YEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!'''

* ''Series/{{CSINY}}'': From "Veritas," the Season 6 opener:
-->'''Mac:''' You're under arrest for the murder of Derek James, Lauren Salinas, kidnapping and attempted murder of a crime scene investigator, armed robbery, grand theft auto, assault and battery. But most of all, for pissing me off.

* ''Series/TheDickVanDykeShow'': In one episode, Rob lists off the horrible events of his day which include: getting in trouble with his boss and being unable to complete his work for the day because on of his coworkers arrived late and the other left early, getting a ticket for jaywalking (ironically given the trope name, not the mildest event), getting into a fight with his wife, and "on top of it all, I think I'm getting a cold sore!"

* [[UsefulNotes/AustralianPolitics Prime Minister Julia Gillard]] appeared on the [[Creator/TheABC Triple J TV]] show for a very tongue in cheek [[MayanDoomsday end of the world]] speech.

* This is in the theme song as to why Fran Fine became ''Series/TheNanny''.
-->"She had style! She had flare! ''She was there!''"

* This is in the theme as to why Fran Fine became ''Series/TheNanny''.

* ''Series/{{Lucifer}}'': In Season 2, Episode 3, the eponymous character comments on the state of the body of a murder victim:
-->'''Lucifer:''' It's vicious work. I mean I reserve this kind of treatment for the truly terrible in Hell. Pedophiles, Nazis. People who put their seats back on a plane.

* ''Life on a Stick'': Laz claims his girlfriend has a hatred for old people, a hatred "most people have only for terrorists, serial killers, and [[TheScrappy Jar-Jar Binks]]".

* ''Botched'': One of Terry's many jokes about Paul falls under this trope. It went something like "I wonder about several of life's great mysteries: what they keep in Area51, who the [[UsefulNotes/JohnFKennedy man on the grassy knoll]] was, and what the hell is wrong with Paul's thumbs." Bonus points for the second thing concerning an actual murder.

** And the Department of Silly Walks, which is right behind other Ministries such as Defense, Social Security, Health, Housing and Education.

** There was the episode where Britta pulled a prank which went wrong. It also had a subplot about Pierce getting that he was rising in the ranks of his cult by having him dress as the Cookie Crisp Wizard. In the climax, Britta confesses to the prank. This is followed by Pierce confessing that he knows he was being pranked because his cult held him back. Then Troy makes the unexpected confession that he did the understand the Cookie Crisp Wizard reference.

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* In the ''Series/Charmed1998'' season 4 finale, the Angel of Destiny tells the Charmed Ones how had he changed the destiny of the likes of Mozart, Michaelangelo, Einstein and ''Music/BritneySpears''.

** When Jonah Hill played a porn director in the "Were Not Porn Stars Anymore" skit", his list of films are "Bangs of New York", "Raging Boner", "The Departed (Hymen) and ''Film/TheWolfOfWallStreet.

* ''Series/{{Castle}}'': In one episode, a reality show star discovers that her dog has been bugged, and someone's been watching her more than she thought. Quoth she, "Oh my ''god''. He could have seen me in the shower, he could have seen me and Reggie in bed together... ({{Beat}}) He could have seen me without my makeup."