History AccidentalInnuendo / Advertising

* That old [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AuLkMBAFZg Canadian PSA]] that tells you, 'Don't you put it in your mouth!"

* A commercial for ''VideoGame/MarioKart7'' features a group of guys playing. One's kart is struck by the lightning weapon which shrinks the kart. He asks "Hey, why am I small?" and his buddy replies, "Genetics".

* [[This]] ad features a guy chopping up food... but when he chops up some nuts, he says, "You're gonna love my nuts".

* Kellogg's Rice Krispies unfortunately led into this route in Canada. Not even Snap, Crackle, and Pop were safe from appearing in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fX3daFMMvs this suspicious boy band parody..]]

* Handgun manufacturer STI in a print ad, referring to [[TakeThat its competitors]]: "We've upped our standards, now up ''yours''."

* 7-UP did an in-universe example: [[https://youtu.be/QIICQemjmNc One guy is showing off the slogan]] he wrote for 7 Up in a commercial, "Make 7 Up yours." He split the slogan in half. The front of the shirt read "Make 7" and the back read "Up yours." HilarityEnsues along with traffic accidents.
** Another commercial in this series of advertisements featured the 7-Up guy holding a promotion for the drink asking people to send in pictures of their cans. Hilarity, FanDisservice, and BrainBleach ensues when he gets photo after photo after photo of people showing off their butts, including his own ''mother''. At the end, he says "That about ends the first annual 7-Up 'Show Us Your Can' contest. Next time, I'll be more specific."

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[[caption-width-right:350:Who needs [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Princess Daisy]] when you have Rosie Palms?]]

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* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1MKykazyx8 The name of the game is 'Ball Buster'!]]"

[[caption-width-right:350:Who needs [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Princess Daisy]] when you have [[ThisIndexTouchesItself Rosie Palms]]?]]

[[caption-width-right:350:Who needs [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Princess Daisy]] when you have [[ADateWithRosiePalms Rosie Palms]]?]]

* Creator/{{Paramount}} advertised their line of ''Franchise/{{Peanuts}}'' videos in the late '90s with [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbPNYWbzF6M this promo]], which opens with a man asking the viewer "You wanna talk about ''Peanuts'' videos?" Unfortunately, he didn't enunciate the "T" in "Peanuts" very well. (The line was later [[https://youtu.be/iEvYZ5rESVI?t=239 redubbed]] with a better pronunciation of "Peanuts".)

* Creator/DisneyXD plugged its broadcast of a ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosForWiiU'' tournament with the [[https://twitter.com/DXPofficial/status/885695447649669120 tagline]] of [[PunctuatedForEmphasis "Bros. Will. Be. Smashed."]] "Smash" is slang for sex in some contexts.

* In almost every Danimals yogurt commercial, Bongo the Monkey gets a load of yogurt (shot out of a rather phallic container) splattered all over his face, which he happily licks off and declares it "fruity-licious".
* Creator/DisneyXD plugged its broadcast of a ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosForWiiU'' tournament with the [[https://twitter.com/DXPofficial/status/885695447649669120 tagline]] of [[PunctuatedForEmphasis "Bros. Will. Be. Smashed."]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxVH5sKUlPg This]] commercial for Johnson on-board motorboats. One would think it was intentional if not for "You, your kids, and your Johnson!"

* There was once a commercial for a kids' pager called the Little Bugger.

* ''Play-Doh'' commercials end with the disclaimer, "fun to play with, not to eat!" Obviously it means what it means, but if you take it in another context with another certain act....

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o-obIuin7E How wet you get...?]]: Let's face it, from the very moment you hear that you're thinking in everything but the toy dog the commercial is actually talking about.
* NSPCA’s “I SAW YOUR WILLY” PSA has a bully text “ur willy is rubbish!” to Alex. Counts as NightmareRetardant too.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kch-4pgitXk This commercial for..... nuts]].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SyXzDBuZ9E "Weenies!]] [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything Weenies!"]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ENr4J8zwcI "The backseat of my Subaru is where (our little girl) grew up."]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6Tnult8aKo "People will come! People will most definitely come!"]]

* [[https://youtu.be/pPKtBM99kAc You're gonna love my nuts.]]
** [[https://youtu.be/b86SOHZ0nIA ¡Mira mi huevo!]]
** [[https://youtu.be/VAQjF5RPgbg Problems with that shedding pussy?]] (He was also playing with his Shticky at the time.)

** [[VideoGame/Left4Dead2 Y'all know what "suck the heads" means? It ain't nuthin' bad, it's about eatin'.]]

* It's the Wonder Boner!
-->My wife would like that!

* An older [[Advertising/TheBurgerKing Burger King]] [[https://youtu.be/wfS_7Jb4JCk commercial,]] in which a Whopper sandwich is berating his son, Whopper Jr., for [[UnfortunateImplications selling himself for only a dollar]].

* The Spanish lollipop brand ''Chupa Chups'', which is distributed to other countries, got away with their slogan "The Joy Of Sucking" for many years before changing it to "Life Less Ordinary".

* A commercial for ''Mario Kart 7'' features a group of guys playing. One's kart is struck by the lightning weapon which shrinks the kart. He asks "Hey, why am I small?" and his buddy replies, "Genetics".

* For a while in Minneapolis they were running advertisements for an AIDS awareness program at most of the bus stops. One, showing a picture of a man in a baseball uniform, said something along the lines of "Just because you're the pitcher doesn't mean you can't get AIDS."

* In almost every Danimals yogurt commercial, the monkey character gets a load of yogurt (shot out of a rather phallic container) splattered all over his face, which he happily licks off and declares it "fruity-licious".

* One of the Super Soaker squirt guns was designed to eject it in a slimy fashion. The entire commercial is ''loaded'' with DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything

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[[caption-width-right:350:''Saturday nights, distant lights, you, your girl, and your Johnson.'']]

* That old Canadian PSA that tells you, 'Don't you put it in your mouth!"

* This [[MemeticMutation infamous]] ad from a [[HaveAGayOldTime 1942 edition]] of Women's Day Magazine: [[https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/512/644/ddf.jpg "Gee, Bill!]] How come your mom lets you eat ''two'' wieners?"

* And we have [[http://youtu.be/nBhI9p8WkHI this Ortega Taco]] commercial, where the (underaged at the time) Olympic gymnast [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shawn_Johnson Shawn Johnson]] says "My taco is the best" and that Ortega's sauce "makes [her] taco pop".[[note]]For those not in the know, "taco," besides referring to a Mexican dish, in American slang refers to a woman's exterior ladyparts, from the resemblance of the labia to the hard-shelled form of the dish.[[/note]]