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It's-a him, alright!

Unsurprisingly, SMG4's videos are full of opportunities for laughter.

See here for funny moments from The Waluigi Arc, and here for funny moments from The Rapper Bob Arc.

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Mushrooms and Morons: Hunt for the Egg of Draconius GO

Everything with the troll. Luigi panicking, Toad perfectly fooling the troll by turning into a rock because he rolled a 20, Bowser's disguise in a Call-Back to SMG3's Gauntlet of Gloom, Mario rolling a 1 and stepping on a landmine and Bowser casting Seduce on the troll - making it fall in love with a cactus.
Troll: HAVE MY CHILDREN!
[The troll tries mating with the cactus and screams in pain.]
Troll: My penis!
Near the end, Mario and co need to escape the alternate dimension via medieval rocket ship, but fail to lift off. Luigi (out of game) has his character decide to flap his arms so they fly. He rolls a 20, making it so it works and allows everyone to leave the dimension.
The dragon in the Golden Egg is none other than Fishy Boopkins! Out of game, everyone gets to spend an evening playing with Boopkins and his toys for winning the game. Everyone leaves.

Guards n Retards: The Vacation

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If Mario Ran Nintendo

Pictured: An incompetent Nintendo employee played by a Teletubby's new concept for a character, "Moria". And then there's Mario’s “original character”, Chris Da Caveman. And don't even get started with the idea he has for the villain...
A Teletubby somehow manages to play the piano so fast that he actually plays Through The Fire And The Flames. His hands are completely gone afterwards.
The entirety of the Nintendo Direct, but specifically....
- Doki Doki Nintendo Club includes the Nintendo developers instead of Mario characters like one might expect.
- Super Smash Bros.: Motion Control Edition. “Brought to you by the same shitty controls from Skyward Sword!”
- The Legend of Reggie: A Link Between Ass.
- Cooking Mario, especially the part about actually cooking the JoyCon.

Stupid Mario Sports Mix

"No Mario, eating is not a sport." Even though it actually is in real life.
Basketball: Mario and Toad v Steve and Bowser. Steve just falls over and does nothing else. He doesn't even try to get up!
Swimming: Basically everything.
- Toad and Bowser use floaties. After Meggy's failed attempt at swimming, she needs to use a floatie as well, which she isn't happy about.
- SMG4 drowns. So does Mario.
- Shroomy is the only one taking it remotely seriously.
- Waluigi uses Wario as a makeshift boat.
- Fishy Boopkins takes a page out of Bane's book, but only succeeds in creeping out Luigi.
- Finally, Bob uses a friggin' jet ski.
Archery: Mario hits himself with his own arrow. Wario cheats and gets Link angry at him. Meggy gets multiple bullseyes, making Bob jealous and use a Spam Attack on the target. Only one arrow actually hits the target. Bob even manages to hit Peach, who was standing behind him!
Snowboarding: Shroomy accidently hits a ramp and gets sent flying.
Shroomy: Ok, I can see my house fro- (lands)
Bowling: Bob has so many gutter balls the gutter is filled. Earlier, when Toad tries to think of something he hates, he thinks of his girlfriend Toadette. Toad flips out and bowls a strike.
Steve: Noice.
- Mario putting his head inside the ball dispensing machine.
- Luigi, panicking over split pins, flings his ball backwards, resulting in it bouncing all over the bowling alley (including off of Waluigi's head), then flying down all the lanes, knocking several pins (and Steve) over… before finally coming to rest in Luigi's lane's gutted.
Baseball: Bowser flings the ball so hard it breaks Shroomy's bat... and Charging Chuck's hand. Which drops off.
- Bob, Steve, and Toad fighting over the dropped ball.
- Mario strips naked and dances in front of SMG4 in order to distract him, which causes SMG4's eyes to catch on fire.
- When Meggy hits the ball, Fishy Boopkins chases after it, only to stall when he has to cross the road...
  Wario: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
  Mario: (at the same time) C'MON! GET THE BALL!
- And just to add insult to injury, Meggy proceeds to moonwalk across the bases.
- Then when Bob tries to get the ball himself, he promptly gets hit by a car.
The ending. Peach gives up and hires a team of Teletubbies before cursing out the rest of the cast. Their reactions sell it.

Mario's Dangerous Delivery

The intro. Mario is watching several meme videos, including a Heavy dance, Luigi is playing with dolls and Toadsworth is discussing... probably something to do with murder.
Toadsworth blackmailing Mario into picking up Frankie.
Toadsworth: Fine, guess I'll go lock the fridge then...
Mario: NOOO GOD!
"FRANKUUUUUUUUUU!"
The entire part with the ice cream truck.
Mario's bribe attempts.
Mario: *goes naked* Hey there sexy. Think you can let Mario's friend out?
Tubbie Policeman: No.
Mario: Oh, come on!
{The Policeman points to the bail sign. It says: "Bail = 50000 Coins."}
Mario: How about I pay with this tic-tac and some rice krispies?
Tubbie Policeman: ...
The fake Frankie Luigi made. Somehow it fools Toadsworth and the entire Police force.
Most of the police station break-in can count as this. Extra points go to Mario literally using his head.
The escape from what seems to be the entire Police force. And the Military. Doubles as a Moment of Awesome since Mario and Frankie get away scot free!

Doki Doki Mario Club

The intro shows Mario proposing to spaghetti.
Fishy Boopkins's first attempt to make Saiko real is to start a "Make my Waifu real" campaign with Lemmy and Francis joining in. The head of the anime game studio (Walter White) responds by ordering to have them shot at with an Anti-Weeaboo Machine gun.
Boopkins then asks Mario for help. All he does is give Luigi a haircut resembling Saiko.
Boopkins then tries "praying" to the "anime gods", which makes SMG4 cringe.
Saiko's response to Bob dissing her? Kick Bob's (trash bag) girlfriend so hard it gets sent out the theater roof!
Again, Saiko's response to Boopkins and Lemmy watching other anime girls? Switch the channel to a Teletubbies version of Neon Genesis Evangelion and throw the remote away. It leads to Boopkins in a Troubled Fetal Position and Lemmy on fire.
This exchange:
Saiko: Konichiwa!
Mario: [closes door] ANIME HAS COME TO LIFE! WE'RE DOOMED! [runs away]
Saiko: Baka.
Immediately afterwards, Luigi greets her, but quickly has to excuse himself to take a call. Saiko's response? Nab the phone while he isn't looking and blow it to kingdom come with the Air Strike! Luigi's reaction is hilarious. Funnier still, the recoil sends her flying halfway across the room!
Most of Saiko's responses to pretty much anything.
Wario and Waluigi meet Saiko after Boopkins broke up with her. She terrifies them into building her a Humongous Mecha, which is both funny and frightening.
A lot of what Mario does in the climax.
Mario: [to Saiko, with a derpy look on his face] Stop it. This is not okie dokie.
[after Saiko leaves]
Mario: This is why you date spaghetti. Cause spaghetti wont ride on a mech and try to destroy yo- [gets punched by SMG4.]

Mario Gladiators

Most of the main cast is disoriented upon being thrown into the coliseum... except for Bowser, who is on the crapper, reading the paper, and is only just starting to realize where he is.
Bob finished an inspiring speech about how he'd never hurt his friends... until SMG3 decides to give three bucks to the winner.
Bob: ...Ok, which person should I go for?
Mario wears his helmet backwards.
During Mario's battle with Bowser, he pulls out a sword. Bowser immediately destroys it with his mace.
During his battle with Wario, Mario manages to knock away his opponent's spear. Wario then decides to use Waluigi as a replacement weapon.
During the battle royale, Toad charges at Mario, intent on killing his opponent. Mario effortlessly picks him up and dumps him in the lava.
Mario and SMG4 play tennis with a Spin Attacking Luigi. The audio even changes to Wii Sports' tennis!
Mario tells Old Man Hobo that SMG4 called him stinky. The Old Man goes on a rant, SMG4 tempts fate... and the Old Man unleashes a buster sword on his ass to the sound of Megalovania.
The Teletubby army tries to pull a Trojan Horse on Mario. He falls for it. Then he tries riding the giant wooden horse, causing it to break down and killing all the Teletubbies inside.
During the chariot race, Boopkins and Yoshi quit halfway through, because there's other things they'd rather do. Cue Mario and Bob dragging their respective chariots themselves.
Steve immediately builds a giant fort, and employs an army of chickens to drown Mario in arrows. When Mario finally gets through...
Mario: I GOTCHA!
Steve (who has the voice of a 10-year-old kid): GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM, I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!
Mario: You little shit! I'mma gonna f*ck you!
Steve: Dude, I'm gonna report you! I'm gonna ban you-
[Mario skewers Steve's head on a sword.]
Steve: Oh...
Bob starts messing with the buttons on SMG3's chair. One chamber opens to reveal Simba, the other reveals Leomon.
During the final battle of the episode, SMG3 is attacked by Mario, maimed by a lion and thrown off his battle-cart. Then all the previous combatants regain consciousness... and SMG3 is worse off for it.
SMG3: Fuck.

The Mario Mafia

Mario's tragic backstory involves him coming home to find his spaghetti bowl knocked over, portrayed in a ridiculously dramatic light.
The reveal that this isn't actually a mobster AU. Mario just paid everyone to form a mafia.
Mario's interrogation of the Goombah, giving us one of his most iconic lines from the series, all while brandishing a baseball bat with a demented smile.
Mario: Want to play a game? By the count of three, you're gonna tell Mario who you work for... OR Mario's gonna do something VERY illegal.
Mario telling the rest of his group of his heroic exploits.
Mario: Hehehe, and then I sprayed "Pingas" onto his car like a badass!
Toad: GASP
Steve: HAH! GOTTEM!
Meggy: Really Mario? ...Pingas?
Gunfire riddles Mario's HQ, and he has no idea how he was found. Cut to Bowser outside, noticing a sign saying "NOT Mario's Sexy Base", and immediately opening fire.
Mario decides to interrogate his members to find the rat. His methods range from attempting to pull a mask off of Luigi (who was wearing no such thing), tying Toad up in close proximity to Toadette on a chain, and holding Fishy Boopkins' anime collection at gunpoint.
Mario tries to make Meggy talk by "speaking [her] language", involving him speaking gibberish, wearing Squid Girl's hat and saying "Woomy" over and over again. Meggy gets fed up and throws a chair at his face. In the next scene, his head's on sideways.
Right before Bob's torture, he is reacting to threats as expected. Or, well, as expected from him.
Mario: So Bob, if you want to keep your balls, you are gonna tell us where Bowser is.
Bob: LMAO whatever I have more balls than you anyway, LOLOLOLOLOLOLO-
The mere idea that Bob was a participant of The Vietnam War.
What makes him finally crack? The thread of being forced to watch Fishy Boopkins play ''Roblox' for 10 hours while he talks about his new OC.

Mario Battle Royale

The part where Kirby is chasing King Dedede with a gun. And immediately after that, 7 more characters die.
Luigi wants to form The Team. Mario and SMG4 shoot him to death several times over.
Mario's obsession with loot in the video. Rooting through corpses, running several people over to get a lootcrate, stealing a hammer instead of helping...
The entire debacle with Shroomy being ambushed by Wario and Waluigi, in turn being ambushed by Iggy Koopa and his huge mech suit... who is ambushed by Toad in his robot, which towers over everyone else. Naturally, the latter eliminates the others.
Bob's betrayal of Fishy Boopkins, where Boopkins is kicked out the window. Of course, Bob runs into Toad's giant robot and is eliminated.
Bob: LOL get riggedy riggedy rekt bitches! Bob can only be the winner of this game.
[The car immediately runs into the foot of Toad's robot.]
Bob: Dafuq is this? [gets eliminated]
Near the end, SMG4 uses Mario as a platform to get over a fence. Mario can't get over and asks SMG4 to help. His response? He suddenly goes to song & dance!
SMG4: You're screwed! Yeah you're totally screwed!
After the final battle (Mario wins), all the dead participants are revived. Including those that were killed by Mario. Do the math.

Mario vs. Steve

Mario and Steve break into a massive fight just because Mario said that Minecraft sucked. Hilarity Ensues.

The Smash 5 Trials

When it turns out that Meggy can't jump up to the first platform in Board the Platforms, Mario decides to assist her by throwing her from platform to platform... resulting in her suffering Amusing Injuries. There's also Master Hand's casual dismissal of the rules being bent.
- The closed captions for the scene where Mario takes Meggy's hand say "Bonus Lesson: Don't ship Mario x Meggy".
Fishy Boopkins trying to damage the Sandbag by lightly poking it with the Home-Run Bat, with each hit doing 0.001% damage. Eventually he gives up and gets his dad to slap the Sandbag, causing the distance meter to catch fire and fall off the screen.
After Bob manages to nearly completely decimate the Fighting Polygon Team, he takes the time to gloat about his victory. Polygon Donkey Kong anti-climatically shoves Bob off of the arena with a Gust Bellows. Before that, Bob dispatches a pile of Polygons on top of him by telling them he hasn't showered in 24 years.
At the end, Master Hand congratulates all the characters that got approved to be in the Smash Brothers 4 port for the Nintendo Switch. As paid DLC content.

Detective Mario and Pikachu

Every time Detective Pikachu delivers a Curb-Stomp Battle to anyone. Every time.
Bowser's crying has to be heard to be believed. In the same vein, Mario's complete and total Lack of Empathy towards Bowser and the statue theft.
Mario: Shut up, you're just full of shit, aren't y- [gets smacked by Bowser, who is still crying]
Kamek dressing as Peach. And Bowser's reaction.
When Pikachu confronts the Wario Bros, they don't know what he is. Waluigi thinks it's a puppy. Wario's speech bubble shows us a rat Photoshopped to look like a Pikachu. Later on, Pikachu interrogates them as to what they were doing. Naturally, their stories conflict with each other. Over the colors of the flowers they were picking of all things.
When Pikachu and Luigi are being chased by the perp, they approach some traffic lights where Frankie is crossing. You'd think that they'd run him over, but Luigi stops at the lights, subverting this. Then Double Subverted when Pikachu takes the wheel, immediately running Frankie over.
The car somehow jumping out of a bush, then appearing inside a house, on the stairs, in the toilet and in the bedroom (complete with sexy music and Mario's "Well now".) It gets to the point where Pikachu gets mad and destroys the house they're in.
Most of the funny moments in the video come from Mario being his usual stupid self. In order:
The Pokémon battle between Pikachu and Pingaz, if one could call it that.
- When Mario is 'being a detective', he pins the blame on the obvious murderer - then it's revealed he pins SMG4 as the murderer. In his words: Because he beat Mario in smash yesterday.
- DETECTIVE MODE ACTIVATE!
  Mario: Damn, this place smells like shit!
- Mario is a d*ck to Luigi. This includes mangling his face and eating all of his ice cream stock (then saying Pikachu put him up to it and getting zapped for it).
- Mario's half-assed attempt at stopping the perp by throwing himself at their car. It does nothing.
- His attempts at running away when it's found that Mario stole the statue. He tells Toad to get the getaway vehicle ready, only to forget he's still tied to the ice-cream van.
In the end, why did the thief steal the statue? Well, Bowser beat Mario in Smash. Pikachu is understandably pissed off and pushes him in the lava.
Pikachu: Well that was a load of shit.
[Mario screams.]
Mario: That's a spicy Mario!

The Super Mario Stupid Show

The video starts as Mario returns from rescuing Peach once again and carrying her in his arms, only to casually yeet her and send her crashing against the stairs.
SMG4 tells Mario to come along with his new idea to get a "bajillion" views, Mario initially declines as he's too tired from having just gotten done saving Peach. SMG4 pulls out a gun and Mario immediately stops complaining and crawls into the van with a simple "okie-dokie."
Mario asks SMG4 in what seems to be genuine concern if his "perpetual lack of human interaction and crippling social anxiety resulting from severely unethical work hours" (yes, Mario really said that, big words and all) has finally made him go insane. SMG4 and Luigi both stare at him in shock before Mario goes wall-eyed again and goes "uh..I mean penis."
After SMG4 drives them all to a studio, he quickly puts Mario and Luigi in their outfits from The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!, proudly saying he worked hard on them. Luigi points out all he did was invert the colours, and SMG4 threatens to stab him.
Basically every scene with the Paisano Bros (Lou Albano and Danny Wells) are comedy gold, as the ones voicing them give wonderfully hammy performances.
The intro filming. SMG4 throws everyone in front of the camera to film the intro for the show and tells the Paisanos to just start dancing, and boy howdy do they. Behind-the-scenes shows that the ones who mocapped the dancing were none other than Luke and Kevin themselves. As they continue dancing, the background shows Mario actually into it and dancing along with them and Luigi blankly staring before awkwardly crawling away. The segment is cut off shortly after Bowser, Toad, and Peach (or at least their actors) begin dancing along as Mario crashes through everybody on his kart. SMG4 thanks Mario for keeping it under 30 seconds to avoid a copyright strike.
Mario, taking this show about as seriously as he does everything else, kicks the cartoon Bowser off of his tower, sending him crashing through the floor and into the Paisano's set and both him and the cartoon Peach landing onto Paisano Mario and Paisano Luigi respectively.
Paisano Mario: What the hell?! Get this fat thing offa me!
Paisano Luigi: Ohh! I can't feel my toes, Mario!
The fight between The Paisanos and The Mario Bros is equal parts awesome and hilarious. Stand out moments include Luigi's Green Rocket attack actually working for once to save Mario from the Paisano Luigi's "Ultimate Tornado Slaps," Mario chucking a poison mushroom at Paisano Mario, turning his face into the actor from the porn parody of Mario and Mario sending Paisano Mario crashing into a computer monitor which plays two meme-ified versions of Lou Albano's Mario promos, saying you'll go to hell before you die if you don't watch his show and changing a PSA about how guns and knives can kill people, to proclaiming that Mario can kill.
After about two minutes of brawling across the entire set, starting a fire and basically destroying the entire studio, SMG4 joyfully shouts about how awesome the fight was, thanks the various combatants (while they're still on the floor) for their help and runs off. Luigi tells Mario he's heading home as he's had enough of himself for one day. Mario says to go ahead before he turns around and kicks his Paisano counterpart in the crotch, leaving him groaning in pain and cradling his "spaghetti noodles."

Final Fantasy Mario

The "fight" between SMG4, Meggy, Mario, and the Koopa TYPE-0 students.
The best magic student in the academy is... Kermit with Sephiroth's body.
Meggy's look of resignation after Mario fails to help stop SMG4's freefall, as Mario floats himself down to the drop site with I Believe I Can Fly playing in the background.
Bob's shirt he got from Target. It has a large bullseye on it.
- From the same scene as the above, we have Meggy failing to keep her composure and opening fire on Bob, with Meggy's increasingly ludicrous facial expressions.
- Not to mention Bob's spiel.
  Bob: Look at this big juicy target on the front. It's as if I was asking to get shot.
SMG4 explaining to Meggy who Saiko is while Mario holds up a sign with Saiko's picture which says "Crazy Ass".
Mario (who has a habit of calling people by the wrong alias) thanks the headmaster, whom he calls Dumbledore. As it turns out, that's actually who the headmaster is.

Mario's Jackass

The entire premise — stupid, dangerous stunts that wouldn't be out of place in Jackass.
The TF2 Sentry, complete with robotic Heavy voice. Everything it says is funny.
Several Amusing Injuries occur throughout the episode. Standouts include Saiko kicking someone off their skateboard, Toad being squashed by a giant burger and Wario going through the Pain Train, ending up stabbed, shot, on fire, with a bomb inside his head and missile through his body. Rasputinian Death, much?
- Early in the episode, Mario gets ran over by a car while doing a stunt. Then while thinking about making money off of the stunts, his head falls off. Then he tries to put it back on.
Fishy Boopkins get slingshotted into a plane, which crashes into E.Gadd's lab.
E.Gadd: Ah crap!
Most of the stunt titles are funny in and of themselves, though the funniest has to be the final one, "The Screaming Italian".
The above Humiliation Conga in its entirety, where everyone teams up to give Mario a No-Holds-Barred Beatdown. Starting with being slingshotted into the ground, chased by several bulls, stuck inside a crate with Jesse McCree/Cole Cassidy, nearly ran over by a giant hamburger and finally shot by a sentry, screaming in pain the entire time. If it happened to anyone else, it wouldn't be as funny. But Mario was asking for it.

Mario waits for pizza

Mario raging because he lost at "Teletubbies Battlegrounds". Doubles as a Funny Background Event.
The Running Gag of watching anime, which Boopkins likes and Meggy doesn't. So Meggy tries to avoid watching anime by changing the subject. After Bob arrives, she actually throws the DVD player out the window.
They order pizza. Mario has spaghetti, natch. SMG4 orders a pineapple pizza. Everyone gives him a Disapproving Look. Even Meggy.
Bowser: [on phone] No, its not for me... Yes, he does have a mental disability... [immediate jumpcut to SMG4's incredibly sad face]
Mario hears the doorbell ring and rushes over, only for it to turn out to be Bob. Cue Mario's reaction:
Mario: Where the f*** is my pizzuh?
Bowser's vomiting in the background when Bob is discussing watching Hentai anime.
Mario crying about food.
The "game" being played whilst the gang waits for pizza. To elaborate, Bowser rolls a 5, misses a turn, and suffers a Groin Attack. Then it's Luigi's turn… cue Oh, Crap! from him.
Bob and Boopkin's attempts to stop Meggy leaving. Bob tries to whack her with a pillow; it does nothing and Meggy smacks him aside.
Meggy finally succeeds in escaping Boopkins and his anime... only to find the castle on fire and everyone unconscious. Cue Jaw Drop.
- Bob's reaction sells it.
  Bob: Yeah, come back! We can watch more Boku No- [notices the fire] Holy shit! What happened here!?
When everyone but Bob decides to help clean up, Meggy smacks him out of the way.
The entire cleaning montage.

If Mario Was In... Kirby Star Allies

The Teletubbies movie ^note the Mario Bros. are watching at the beginning of the blooper.
Kirby vomiting rainbows after inhaling the video's title.
Mario tries to use Kirby's trademark inhale on a Poppy Bros... and succeeds against all odds. Then he blows himself up.
Kirby: You freaking jackass...
Mario vs the ninja has a funny moment when the ninja chucks ninja stars at Mario and they all stick to his face.
Mario: Good thing I'm indestructible!
Magolor summons the devil itself to deal with Mario and Kirby, so how do they deal with it? Mario asks if it has seen the latest SMG4 video... and it hasn't, so it wanders off. Magolor's reaction mirrors pretty much everyone elses.
Magolor: Hey what the fuck?
[gets thrown in trashcan]
Kirby completely over-hyping the danger that Whispy Woods presents. Turns out he's a really nice guy who wants someone to talk to.
- Immediately after the above, Kirby's reaction to it. His face just screams what the fuck?
Mario accidentally burns down the forest, thanks to the Fire Flower he gave to the talking wooden tree. Never change...
Mario's constant Trash Talk he gives to Bonkers and Kirby's attempts to stop him.
When Kirby and King Dedede find Mario, he's humping a giant hot dog. Naked. Dedede's increasing Jaw Drop sells it.
Mario: I can explain.
The whole "Who stole the food?" thing near the end just escalates to the point of being utterly ridiculous. Dedede stole it!... Wait, no, it was Meta Knight. Hold on, Darth Vader did it??? Nope. The true criminal is SMG3 in a Darth Vader costume!
- Why did SMG3 do it? Because he's evil! Also because he's too poor to afford food. Mario has no sympathy and kicks him off the Halberd.
The Stinger shows Luigi still trapped in the ship that brought Mario to Popstar.

Lost In The Woods

Luigi and his Lovable Coward traits are turned up to eleven here, complete with mental breakdowns and screaming. All throughout the video. It is glorious.
SMG4's phone is on 2% charge, so what does he do? Call for help? Nope — he looks at memes until it dies. Several memes Cross the Line Twice.
Mario, being Mario, has no idea how to play I Spy or rhyming games. Black does not rhyme with hat, Mario.
More banter between the Vitriolic Best Buds Mario and SMG4.
Mario: It's okay, SMG4. We know you get lost trying to find the bathrooms.
SMG4: Shut up!
And after the above moment, he gets lost again.
Later, when playing a rhyming game...
Mario: [to Luigi] WHAT AN ASSHOLE! [about SMG4]
SMG4: You're an idiot...
Mario: No, u!
Then later still...
Mario: This is the last time I'm ever taking SMG4's directions.
SMG4: Hey! Shut up!
The log cabin, which is apparently Bob's holiday house. It isn't, and Shrek beats the crap out of him.
Mario's idea on how to start a fire. Step 1: Ask Mario to not break anything. Step 2: Turn away. It's Crazy Enough to Work.
When Mario and Co. finally get out of the woods and to a McDonalds, who else is at the counter but Shrek, with Bob stuffed into the fryer behind him. Everyone pulls a Screw This, I'm Outta Here.
Bob: Hey I smell delicious.

The Super Dudes

It's an Infinity War parody; naturally it'll be funny.
Why does Wario want the Power Glove? So he can scratch his ass in a whole new way. And he does! Several times.
Mario has to form The Team to combat Wario and the Power Glove, so what does he call it? The Avengers - wait no, that name's taken. So he calls it The Super Dudes... to the sound of Losing Horns in the background. (Though Shroomy seems to think its awesome.)
- Bow ser is Flame Boi. He chose the name himself.
- Fishy Boopkins is Sonic Boop. Because why not.
- Steve falls into a vat of radioactive waste and becomes a Superman Expy, Captain Steve.
- And of course, Mario himself as Fat Man.
During the first battle against Wario (as a Thanos Expy), both heroes defeat the Wahs pretty easily — Fat Man eats Heavy's head and Flame Boi burns everything in sight. Both Awesome and Funny.
Toad: [whilst on fire)] No one can stop the Toad!
Bowser vs Peach. Peach beats the shit out of Flame Boi.
Flame Boi: My mind's tellin' me no... but my body, my body's tellin' me yes!
Peach: PINGAS! [smacks Bowser]
After Boopkins rescues the other heroes from a No-Holds-Barred Beatdown, Fatman asks him to join the team. He doesn't want to because he wants to watch anime.
Captain Steve decides to throw a truck at Fatman, Flame Boi and Sonic Boop. Of course he means for them to get in it, but this moment comes out of nowhere.
During the fight against Giant Waluigi, he gets knocked over by Sonic Boop. As he lies on the floor recovering, Steve sees his chance...
Captain Steve: Let's do this! LLLLEEERRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYY...
[Groin Attack]
Giant Waluigi: WALELUJAH!
WALELUJAH!
WALELUJAH! WALELUJAH!
WALU-IGI! Wah...
[Waluigi shrinks down to normal and groans in pain]
Waluigi: My painis!
- We also see Reaction Shots from Wario (shrunken moustache) and Mario (Eye Pop and holding a hand over his own groin).
After the above, Wario starts Button Mashing like a kid having a tantrum.
When the Super Dudes are at risk of being disintegrated, Luigi, aka Trash Bag comes to the rescue... by falling on Wario. It works.
At the end of the video, Ma ri o has control of the Power Glove, the one item that has caused the Super Dudes no end of trouble throughout the whole video. So what does he do with it? He scratches his ass with it, of course.
Mario: Ohhhhhh…

Mario Preschool

The channel is hit hard by the Adpocalypse and is forced to become an educational channel for preschoolers.
Storytime with Bob: Bob is reading his massive book all about him to Baby Luigi and Baby Daisy. By the end of it, they're pensioners. And Bob still has 300 books to go!
- In the middle of reading, a We'll Be Right Back message shows up.
Shapes: Luigi accidentally draws a pentagram and summons Satan himself. Luckily, he and Luigi turns out to be good friends, and even brought a shape-in-a-box game.
Painting is filled with this: Meggy jumps with a paintbrush, ready to paint... then Fishy Boopkins shouts for her to stop, the music cuts out and Meggy just falls out of the air. Then Meggy tells Boopkins to stop acting like a child, even though he is.
Meggy: Come on Boopkins, its fine! Don't act like a child.
Boopkins: But I am a child! :D
[Meggy raises a finger... then puts it back down, unable to form a response.]
It's even funnier when you know that Meggy is also, technically, a child (since according to Word of God, playable Inklings in Splatoon are around 14 years old).
Then we see everyone finger painting, and Meggy looks utterly bored.
- Boopkins (unintentionally) introduces Meggy to Shipping (by shipping himself and Miku), ending in a standoff with the Shipping Police, Meggy being framed by Boopkins and busted, then Boopkins getting busted as well.
  Meggy: [looking horrified] That's a thing people do?
Stranger Danger: Bowser drives up in the stereotypical "Free Candy" van in an attempt to teach the kids not to go anywhere near strangers — naturally, a child's love for sweets wins out and the babies beat the shit out of him, followed by reversing the van into him and dragging him around a city block.
- Then Bowser has to stop at a red light... next to a police car. He gets busted by the police.
Doing your Taxes: Yoshi gets busted for tax evasion. This is the fourth time someone's been arrested.
Arts and Crafts: Steve takes the kids to the Fire and Brimstone Hell known as the Nether. At least one of them is on fire at the end.
Animals: Mario forgot to put breathing holes in the chicken crate. He brings a cow in — and then tries getting it to moo by pushing it. Unfortunately, the cow tips over and starts (literally) crying in pain. Then he reveals he stole the cow — and gets busted by the police. See a pattern yet?
Cyber Safety: SMG4 gets busted by the police and ends up in jail with everyone except Bob (and Steve).
Policeman: You're under arrest, nimrod.
[in jail]
Mario: you too, huh.
SMG4: What are you guys in for?
Mario: Stole some animals. :D
Luigi: Demonic rituals.
Bowser: Child kidnappings.
Yoshi: Tax Fraud.
Boopkins: I guess the police didn't like my painting...
Meggy: Don't look at me! I'm here because of (Boopkins)!
Finally, Bob shows up and starts reading his new book to those in jail, and everyone else freaks out.

If Mario Was In... Baldi's Basics

Mario doesn't know maths. His ineptitude meant that he accidentally gave the pizza guy $300,000 and caused Jeeves to Rage Quit.
Whenever Mario encounters someone from the titular Baldi's Basics.
Each time Mario answers a question wrong, Baldi smacks him around the classroom. The third time, though, Mario flips off Baldi!
Mario encountering Play time and falling over. He refuses to play her game...
Playtime: YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!!!
[Mario's head shrinks]
Mario: Okie-dokie.
[cut to Mario being forced to play]
Mario: Mamma f**ker!
...then he starts swinging her around like a rag doll after failing her jump rope game.
The Principal of the Thing gives Mario detention.
The Principal: No being Italian in the halls.
Mario has to give It's A Bully something to escape detention - first an apple, then his clothes, which the Bully refuses. Then he gives the Bully gum that came from under a desk, which accidentally kills him.
Mario throws Arts and Crafters at Baldi, which does nothing.
Mario makes a break for the exit, so Baldi gets serious with "QUICK MATHS"
After Mario got a question right and Baldi left, SMG4 asks Mario if he feels smarter. Mario is on the floor crying after almost being attacked with a ruler by Baldi.

The New Smash Bros

Crazy Hand is taking over Smash for a day...let the insanity begin.
- The reason: Master Hand has arthritis. To say the sight of his condition is funny would be an understatement.
Captain Falcon. Just, Captain Falcon.
C.Falcon: Show me your boobs!
One Million Man Melee: Luigi vs. a veritable ARMY of Teletubbies. Whose leader proceeds to give the "They'll never take our freedom" speech, whilst Luigi runs away like a little pansy. Followed by Luigi's Final Smash! Which turns out to be an army of plushies that do nothing. Poor Luigi...
Smashbasketball: With a spazzing-out Michael Jordan (for some reason). Poor Boopkins...
Boopkins: [As Michael Jordan is using him as a basketball] Aaaah! What are you doing! No I'm on fire! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! My ass!
[Boopkins gets dunked, the pole spazzing out]
Targets Break You: The Smashers don't break targets... instead, the targets break them! Poor Toad, and Ness, and Game & Watch, and Pikachu, and Olimar, and Little Mac...
- Lucas used PK RUN BITCH!
- Little Mac, with Doc Louis' encouragement, tries to break a huge target — however, the target is a massive monster and Mac's face is melted off. And Doc still encourages him!
Sandbag's Revenge features the Sandbag in a mech suit, scoring a home-run...with Bowser as the ball. Poor Bowser...
ADVENTURE MODE — but all of the enemies are replaced with the Japanese mafia: And it means ALL of the enemies; some of the mafia wear Goomba and Piranha Plant hats! Plus they have weapons. Poor Mario...
Master Hand returns in a comically small wheelchair.

If Mario Was In... Splatoon 2

Meggy's "training" is a battle between her and Mario, with the latter getting horrifically curbstomped. Then it gets worse during the training montage.
A lot of Desti's reactions to Mario.
Mario meets Pearl — which doesn't end well, due to Pearl's height.
Mario: AHH! TALKING BABY! [Mario kicks her into the Salmonid nearby — pain and screaming ensues, with Marina staring in shock, followed by Mario's Not-So-Innocent Whistle.]
Desti and Mario meet in the subway. Hilarity Ensues.
Mario, not being an Inkling/Octoling, just walks through a Splash Wall. Then the Octoling chasing him corners and locates him... only for it to be Hobo Mario.
Minion 2: OH COME ON!
Then Mario gets ambushed by an Octoling with a Slosher — which is essentially a washing machine. Cue Mario stripping naked, the Octoling's Jaw Drop and some clean clothes. Also vomit.
The climactic Final Battle between Meggy and Desti ends with an epic standoff between rivals — then Desti noticed "Maryo" had left. Meggy joins Mario, they reconcile their friendship, and everyone leaves happy... except Desti, who is left screaming insults in the background.

2 MILLION FAN COLLABERATION SPECIAL! [SSENMODNAR]

This is a fan collab celebrating two million subscribers to SMG4's channel. The fan submissions brought the funny. Highlights:
- A meta example, but LK SixtyFour, of all animators, submitting a clip this one has to count. He's an animator for One Minute Melee, a mostly action-oriented, dream-matchup series, so seeing him submit a clip for a channel mostly centered around retarded hijinks is pretty funny.
- AmazingCanisLupus's entry of Mario driving a fast sports car........and horribly wrecking it.
- Duh-nananananananana.......Athura! Duh-nananananananana.......Don't kill me!
- "Don't Stop Believing", as sung by Toad.
- Yoshi rapping about evading his taxes.
- Whoa whoa! Careful man! AAGH! *cue "Roundabout"*
- It is time to read our Privacy Policy YOU DUMB SHIT!
- In a parody of the "Good Idea, Bad Idea" segments from Animaniacs, eating spaghetti with Nintendo's Mario is a good idea. Doing the same with SMG4's Mario is a bad idea. Cue Mario in the nude humping spaghetti while SMG4 just stands there as Last Surprise starts playing.
- And then they all kissed and got super-pregnant! The End!
- SMG4 FINALLY getting his burrito at a restaurant.......only to discover the hard way it's a restaurant FOR burritos.
- Hey bro! It looks like I......BROUGHT THE HEAT!
- In the final submission, Lakitu finishes recording and states "that was good footage".

Luigi's Lesson

Mario buys 500 hot dogs and has to clarify that they are all for him.
- "Okay! Don't forget to subscribe!"
Luigi offers Saiko one of Mario's hot dogs to cheer her up, and throws it into Mario's mouth when she declines.
Mario: Twenty one!
Doubles as a Tear Jerker, but the various ways everyone hides from Saiko, such as Fishy Boopkins and Bob jumping into a hole.
All Saiko wants is people to worship her! Luigi's reaction says it all.
Mario succeeds in eating all 500 hot dogs, and is rewarded with a heart attack.
- Said heart attack appears in the form of an error message.
Once Saiko gets Mario to the hospital, he is back out and recovered almost immediately.
Mario: Well security used a tazer on me and Mario's heart is feeling all better! C'mon all this heart attack stuff is making Mario hungry. What are you in the mood for? I'm feeling like hot dogs.

Freddy's Ultimate Custom Spaghetteria

SMG4 has a massive Freak Out, throwing Mario into the spaghetteria, buying every single animatronic from FNAF and spazzing out along the way.
12AM: Freddy appears at the door during the Phone Guy's monologue. Immediately after he finishes saying "you gotta show them some respect, right?", Mario bowls Freddy over and books it. Then Mario finds Bonnie, and this exchange ensues...
Mario: I'ma give you 5 across the ass!
Bonnie: [with Boopkins' voice] Hey, that's pretty good.
Mario: What.
Bonnie: HAVE MY ASS! [chases Mario whilst Foxy plays music on the piano]
Apparently, the animatronics are into karaoke. It's Mangle's turn next... and his/her singing sets every animatronic on fire, even the Puppet.
After getting attacked by Mangle, Mario finds himself becoming an animatronic AGAIN and has a Freak Out. He then bumps into Springtrap, who freaking falls in love with him.
Springtrap: Dear god... it's EXTRA THICC!
Hand Unit is much more unhelpful than in his home game — which is saying something. All of what he says is funny.
Mario accidentally knocks over Rockstar Freddy. Every single animatronic rushes him.
The SMG4 Freak Out continues.
SMG4: WELL WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME. LOOKS LIKE THE VIDEO IS OVER. (...) That's it. We're never doing this crap ever again.
Then Lakitu reveals that Scott Cawthon released 7 more games, including FNAF9 (gone sexual) and [FNAF12: Markiplier edition. Predictably, Mario freaks out again.

The Mario Hustle

SMG4 got scammed into buying a million useless rocks. Everyone reacts as expected.
Mario: Mario think you a dumbass motherf**ker.
Saiko: Ugh... it hurts to exist right now. [Meanwhile, Meggy has a massive "how are you so stupid" look on her face]
Then Bob asks for a reward, and SMG4 replies with "you get my love?" Everyone reacts.
Meggy: [makes noise, disgusted look]
Luigi: No.
Bob: Piss off.
Saiko: Hmmmm...
Mario: [vomits into bucket]
Bowser: [makes noise, stoned look]
Fishy: Heyyy...
The best part about this is that even SAIKO didn't want his love.
Bowser: His presentation is so boring that Scout falls asleep and Heavy actually points a gun to his own head. So the king uses his Plan B: Chicken nuggets!
Bob: Ambushes a Koopa in a wheelchair and keeps trying to sell him rocks. His lies get more and more outlandish. Then the Koopa (thinking he's had his legs healed by Bob's 'magic') tries to walk and falls over.
- Furthermore, Bob continues to try and sell his rocks to the now-dead Koopa, eventually settling for giving them the rock and taking their money.
Boopkins: The commercial he makes is an over-the-top parody of old-fashioned TV ads, and it is glorious.
Meggy: Befitting her active lifestyle, she tries marketing the rock as an all-purpose sports one. Bowling with a rock goes about as well as expected. As does using a rock as a soccer ball.
Luigi: Tries to sell rock ice cream. Then he eats it, and chokes to death on the rock, after trying to prove it tastes good.
Saiko: Meets SMG3 and tries to sell rocks to him, only for him to close the door. Cue Twitchy Eye. Then (after threatening him) she actually reveals what she's selling, and SMG3 has a minor breakdown before Saiko manipulates him into buying 2 million rocks.
SMG3: How much do you charge?
Mario: Resorts to using Frankie, the Star-Spangled Banner and some speakers to form an Angry Mob; he then sells rocks to them so they can pelt Frankie.
The end of the video has SMG4 reduced to kissing a single rock he dubs Hubert, to which Mario and Meggy share an Eye Take.
SMG4 then immediately makes off with the money, only to have his truck hit a single rock on the road, then fly into the air straight into the path of a passing jet. After that, SMG4 finds "Hubert" again and starts making out with it, to everyone's grossed out expressions.
- Except Saiko. She has the most deadpan expression on her face, and it's hilarious.

Mario's Late!

Bowser and Mario fight over a tie to the sound of Megalovania.
After SMG4 interrupts the above fight, Mario goes after Bowser's hat next, eventually gluing it to his own head. Which becomes a problem when he needs to take it off.
Everyone except Luigi getting into a crossbow fight. And SMG4's first reaction to it. The second reaction, strapping a bomb to the WiFi router, is equal parts hilarious and terrifying.
Luigi randomly falls into another dimension, becoming invisible. Shenanigans ensue.
Bowser uses a scimitar and a lawnmower on Mario to try and get the superglued hat off, leaving him bald.
SMG4 defuses the bomb on the WiFi router... except the remote explodes. Bowser asks if it was a prank and if SMG4 was stupid enough to use real explosives. SMG4's panicked facial expressions and subsequent Freak Out say it all.
Bowser: This is a prank... right?
[SMG4 has a panicked look on his face]
Bowser: You're not dumb enough to strap REAL explosives to the router, right?
SMG4: SHHHIIIIIIIII...
After the bomb is thrown out the castle SMG4 asks if everyone is ready. Judging by Mario's bald head, Luigi being naked, Toad's glowing head and Bowser's stoned look, then no, they aren't.
This exchange between the girls and SMG4:
Meggy: ...and I thought girls took the longest to get prepared.
SMG4: Yeah Well, Mario glued a hat to his head, Luigi went into Another Dimension, Toad turned himself into a lightbulb and the castle almost blew up. Y'know, the usual!
[Meggy, Tari and Saiko stand there in Stunned Silence, giving him surprised looks that scream What?!]
Saiko: ...Huh?...
Turns out the award is for SMG3 for saving the kingdom from Rejection-powered Waluigi last episode. SMG4 is not happy, and they start brawling on the stage. Even Jeeves gets in on the antics and starts a betting pool.
- Baldi expects to win the award ("That's me!") and is outraged when SMG3 wins instead.
  Baldi: This is bullshit!

If Mario Was In... Starfox

At the beginning of the episode, an Arwing piloted by Slippy Toad is about to crash. Mario dives out of the way in time, but Bob isn't as lucky...
Bob: [high-pitched voice] Oww... my ovaries.
Mason and Fox (named StarFox here) do the Good Cop/Bad Cop routine. With StarFox as the Bad Cop.
Fox: [slaps Mario around] WHAT DID YOU DO WITH SLIPPY!? [slaps Mario continuously]
During the space battle between the aliens and Starlink, Mario gets free of the ropes holding him and offers to help out. He pushes a button and the ship breaks in two.
A lot of the interactions between Mario and Fox (StarFox).
Fox: [in relation to the above] WHAT DID YOU DO!?
Mario: I saved the world!
(...)
Fox: I suppose YOU don't have a ship, mr. I saved the world?!
Mario: No!
(...)
Mario: [uses PINGAS!]
[Fox looks angrily at Mario, then continues walking]
Mario: [rapid-fire PINGAS!]
Fox: SHUT UP! [continues walking]
Mario: [gains a look on his face, slow motion P_I_N_G_A_S_]
[Fox attacks Mario and tries to kill him]
Both Mario and Fox are crammed into the back of the ship with Mason. The backseat antics they get up to are hilarious.
Fox demands that Wolf face him in a 1v1 match.

The Mario Purge

In the beginning, the contrast between the panicked Mario and the calm, almost relaxed SMG4.
No one likes Bob. No one. (Besides Tari and Boopkins, and even then, Tari's only concerned for his safety.)
Toad: Screw that guy. He'd never do the same for us!
Mario: Yeah! He tried to kill Mario and Luigi when there was a zombie apocalypse!
Saiko: Ugh, screw him! I wanna smash some losers!
SMG4: You guys hear something?
While the Tubbie Leader is threatening everyone, SMG4 remains adamant they can't get in. Constantly. He's proven wrong when the Tubbies pull a Lord Brevon and smash through the floor.
Mario hides in some trees from a Teletubbies wielding a chainsaw, hopping between the trees and taunting the Tubbie. Cue Mario taking a bullet to the nuts.
Toad tries to bargain with one of the Tubbies (Laa-Laa, to be exact) and join in The Purge. Laa-Laa isn't having any of it, and continuously smashes Toad's head into the floor.
Tari and Saiko get ambushed by a crossbow-wielding Tubbie. They dodge... Tari's duck didn't.
Saiko: HEY! STOP SCREWING AROUND! [kicks Tari out of the way of several more arrows]
[The Teletubbies stand there, waving their weapons around]
Saiko: Ugh... and I thought I was psychotic...
Tari: I know right! They hurt my duck!!!
Both Tari and Saiko conduct a plan: soak the Teletubbies in Saiko's wine then set fire to it via thrown torch. Tari throws the torch... about 3 feet in front of her.
One of the Teletubbies breaking the tension by threatening to shove a calculator up SMG4's ass.
Luigi tries to call the police. During The Purge. Funnier still, he forgets the phone number.
Bob did the most badass illegal thing he could think of: kick away Po's Tubby Custard. Which caused the whole mess in the first place and got everyone chased and kidnapped by Teletubbies. Everyone has looks on their faces that scream "When I get free, I'm going to beat the shit out of you." Even Tari has that look!
- All while Bob remains blissfully ignorant to it all.
  Bob: Man I'm such a badass.

Mad Mario

Most of the opening battle is accompanied with silly sound clips. Most notably, when Mario activates the Blooper. "I'M ON MY PERIOOOD!"
Many a Running Gag is had.
- Mario getting KO'd. It's even lampshaded later in the video.
- More and more characters having gone crazy and attacking Mario and co.
- Swears getting censored by Game and Watch bleeps, specifically the f word as stated as the Trivia section of this article.
- Mario, Luigi, Toad and SMG4 getting the shit beaten out of them in the background by Bob.
- Meggy just staring at the insanity unfolding in front of her.
Toad has gone comatose over the lack of internet. Comical Overreacting doesn't even begin to describe it.
- On a related note, the fact that the lack of internet has caused another apocalypse and everyone (aside from SMG4, Luigi and Mario) has gone crazy. It's so over the top you can't help but laugh at the absurdity of it all.
Luigi's panicking is as glorious as ever. Of note is when the Wild Childs begin attacking.
Luigi: SMG4 I'M STARTING TO PANIC!!!
If you thought that Toad was bad, that giant, hulking creature SMG4 and friends are pitted against is... Bob. Because he didn't get his "daily dose of boobies".
Whilst SMG4 is trying to negotiate with Meggy, Mario, Toad and Luigi are getting the crap beaten out of them by a massive thug (who turns out to be Bob).
SMG4's panicking when Bob, having crushed the others, starts focusing on him.
Bob: Time to explode some prostates. Are you ready, Supermarioglitchy4?
After Meggy decides to help, she turns to see SMG4 being maimed by Bob, then thrown into the wall of the area so hard it collapses. All she can do is stand and watch.
SMG3 getting rekt by Toad.
What does everyone use the internet for? Tari uses it to play games online. Meggy uses it to watch splatfests and Saiko uses it to post photos. The men use it for... meme videos, to Meggy's Stunned Silence.

If Mario was in... Deltarune

Mario's driving skills leave a trail of destruction and dead bodies. The bystander's reactions sell it.
Burgerpants: Wait, run me over too! I need another lunch break!
Mario backs up when he sees a donut in Undyne's hand as he drives by her and steals it, and the reply in her text box is simply five stars as police sirens sound.
Mario enters the school, goes left, and finds Baldi. He immediately goes the other way.
Literally every single time Mario and Susie interact. Expect a moment of funny whenever they're in a scene together.
Mario believes that the Obviously Evil fountain of darkness is... a Pepsi fountain. Then he gets Lancer in on it.
Lancer's Dynamic Entry. Both times. "HIIII DAAAAAAD!"
- The battle against Lancer.
- Mario summoning his inner demon, Seymour Skinner.
- For that matter, Lancer in general.
Ralsei's singing skills leave much to be desired, with Susie and Lancer on fire and Mario missing his head. And on -145 HP.
Mario "tames" K. Round by giving it a spare Mario hat. K. Round ''grows a moustache'' and immediately goes bonkers, leaving no-one standing in its wake. It even oneshots the King, the Final Boss of the original game, and then tears through the entire Card Castle (including Rouxls Kaard making mac n' cheese)!
When Jevil turns his cell into a 3D battleground, Ralsei becomes a GMod model. Susie doesn't, becoming Barney with a wig!
Susie: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?!
Ralsei uses PACIFY! It didn't work.
Ralsei: STAHP RIGHT THERE! Don't you know that killing is never the answ-
[Jevil headshots him with a scythe]
Ralsei: I can't believe you've done this.
Then Jevil claims "I CAN DO ANYTHING!" Mario questions him, and tricks him into spawning lethal weapons that can be used on him.
- In the same scene, Mario tricks Ralsei into thinking that said lethal weapons are "friendship blasters" — cue Ralsei going ballistic.
  Jevil: Oh... SON OF A BI-
As Mario leaves the school, guess who he runs into?
Undyne: Welcome back!
[The school is surrounded by cop cars, soldiers and a tank. Mario looks around]
Mario: Oh shiiiiiit...

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