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Author: ParadiscaCorbasi

Jun 21st 2011 at 9:58:54 PM

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->Have you ever went over a friend's house to eat and the food just ain't no good?
->I mean, the macaroni's soggy! The peas are mushed! And the chicken tastes like wood! 
->so you try to play it off like you think you can by sayin' that you're full
->and then your friend says "Mama, he's just being polite! He ain't finished! uh uh that's bull!"
->so your heart starts pumpin and you think of a lie and you say that you already ate
->and your friend says man there's plenty of food so you pile some more on your plate
->While the stinky food's steamin, your mind starts to dreamin of the moment that it's time to leave 
->and then you look at your plate and your chicken's steadily rottin' into something that looks like cheese 
->oh so you say "that's it I got to leave this place I dont care what these people think
->I'm just sittin here makin myself nauseous with this ugly food that stinks!"
->so you bust out the door while its still closed still sick from the food you ate 
->and then you run to the store for quick relief from a bottle of Kaopectate 
->and then you call your friend two weeks later
->to see how he has been
->and he says "I understand about the food, baby bubba, but we're still friends"
-> --"Rapper's Delight", Sugarhill Gang

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* StarTrek occasionally has food that is unappetizing to behold. The Klingon dish Gahkt comes to mind, though Klingons are {{ProudWarriorRaceGuy}}s and it may be meant as showing how tough they are that they eat things that look frightening to most sentients.
* BabylonFive occasionally has food that is unappetizing to behold.  The dish Spoo comes to mind.