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All-Stars Racing Transformed - What a load of crap!
I hate this game. I hate it hate it hate it HATE IT. I thought Sega Superstars Tennis was alright, and the first All-Stars Racing was actually pretty fun, if less-than-perfect - all the more reason for a sequel, right? Well, wrong. I lost all faith in this game as early back as the first trailer (the fact that they used a Lil Wayne song for the background music didn't help). And when it came out, it was worse than I ever could've thought. First, let's get to the character roster and SEGA games represented. WHAT a mess. Still flooded with Sonic characters and stages, as if to say Sonic's the only SEGA franchise worth remembering. But what really pissed me off was that they decided to kick Knuckles out of the character roster, and keep Big. Why?! Nobody wants to play as Big! At least, Big shouldn't be one of the Sonic representives in this type of game. And it gets worse, folks. Golden Axe is represented, yes, but in the form of 'Beast Rider', the newest installment, which was crap. Why they would choose that over the classics is beyond me, but it was another really bad decision. Eggman also has his design from Sonic 2006 for the first time since, and again, I don't know why they would do that - it's all just really terrible decisions. Are Sega/SUMO Digital trolling us?! Glitches. DEAR GOD, THE GLITCHES! It's bad enough to make Sonic 2006 look perfectly polished, and that's saying something. I can barely make it through one lap without living in fear of the game freezing up, and not because there's a scratch. The glitches are absolutley pathetic, and it's something you have to see to believe. I could write much more crap about this game, but due to the certain limit of words I have to stop somewhere. Do not pick up this game, PLEASE, it is a morbid waste of money, time, resources and space, for both SUMO Digital and for the customers. Oh yeah, and the Wii U version is the worst of them all. No multiplayer at all, characters, stages and modes taken out, and glitches are up to eleven. I'm losing faith in humanity, people.