So I finally get round to playing a Zelda game; Ocarina of Time 3D (but with the 3D off because fuck 3D for screwing up the movie industry and making my head hurt) and I honestly don't see what the big fuss is about. The plot was unengaging, the characters were bland and forgettable (Navi was about as likable as a dead wasp in your drink) and the gameplay was repetitive and about as much fun as a five hour lecture on fractions from the world's most boring mathematician. Maybe this is one of those things that you can only enjoy if you happended to be eleven years old when the original came out but nostalgia can't (and damn well shouldn't) support a whole product. Maybe I've spectacularly missed the point, maybe I'm just an idiot but Ocarina of Time's appeal is as impenetrable to me as a brick wall with some nasty looking spikes sticking out of it. I gave up on it half way through and carried on with my extremely important life.
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