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Worst of the main series, hands down.
A truly godawful entry to the series. Extremely broken gameplay mechanics. There are at least a half-dozen ways to break the game (see: Gamebreaker on the main page). But not only is the gameplay broken, it is boring. The Draw System is a true marvel at test a player's patience as they do nothing but draw magic from enemies for several minutes at a time. Magic is truly worthless as it's almost always linked to either your stats or your equipment. The Summoning System also is a massive test of patience. Overlong with button mashing sequences to boost its effectiveness, overpowered, and completely spammable. You can get through most foes just be spamming the Summoning system alone.

It also stars a cast of genuinely unlikeable characters. Squall is a Wangsty emo boy who'll probably get on your last nerve by the end of the first disc. Rinoa is a skank Damsel Scrappy who quickly jumped from her current boyfriend (whom she was told had just died) to Squall almost without missing a beat. The rest? To call them one-dimensional would be a massive overstatement. It doesn't matter much as the game all but forgets about them after the first disc.

And the plot? What plot?!? Was there a plot to FF8? The story kept changing at every scene. The story is so disjointed and muddled I could shuffle the pages to any of the Harry Potter novels and it still be more coherent than this. One moment, your a part of La Resistance. The next, you're saving the school from somebody, and after that, you're In Space. Almost every story segment and Contrived Coincidence end up having little to no relevance to one another.

The only thing redeemable to FF8 was the minigame. Other than that, the game was pure, unadulterated garbage. This began the trend of Squaresoft being more concerned with style over substance which culminated with the movie, which nearly sank the company. If this didn't have the Final Fantasy name on it, it would've been sent to the bargain bin within a week after its initial release, never to be heard from again.
Have you played Final Fantasy II by any chance?
Cliche 5th Nov 09
Oh look, an Its Popular Now It Sucks review. Kind of amazed it took this long to pop up.
Rebochan 5th Nov 09
Wait. Wait wait wait.

You used to post on Angelus Errare, didn't you? Back when this game came out?
Rebochan 5th Nov 09
On the contrary, have you tried to play Final Fantasy XII without looking at a plot guide, without knowing the plot beforehand, and with doing all the sidequests? What on earth are they even DOING in that game? I lost track of the plot the moment we stepped out of Rabanastre.

Final Fantasy VIII is intriguing. Contrary to the comments you have on the characters, I find Squall to be the best main character of the Final Fantasies I've played (I've only played VII, VIII, X, and XII, so don't yell at be about FFIV of VI), and I feel like I actually know all of the main characters extremely well, not to mention the bad guys and minor characters. Plus the only one I've ever gotten sick of is Rinoa, and she's improved a bit as the game goes on.

One of the best of the main series, hands down, thank you.
amberbydreams 7th Nov 09
Holy hyperbole, Batman!
Penguin 4 Senate 8th Nov 09
@ Rebochan I haven't been there in years.
Aya Reiko 8th Nov 09
I don't even know if it's still around, I just recognized the username and remembered the insane amount of bile for this game.
Rebochan 10th Nov 09
  • "Magic is truly worthless as it's almost always linked to either your stats or your equipment."

Uh... I haven't played this game, but isn't magic usually linked to stats and/or equipment in RP Gs? Wouldn't it be kinda broken if it weren't? Overlong summoning sequences are par for the course with Final Fantasy, if I recall my short time with VII, X, and X-2.

Mood Whiplash is also par for the course. Aeris dies and they want me to race chickens to proceed with the plot? Sorry, Chocobo. Forgot: Serious Business.

Final Fantasy games are accessable, that's their job. In my extremely limited experience, they pretty much all have massive, unhinged Excuse Plots designed to keep you suffering through the random encounters until the next minigame or cutscene. I don't know how you could possibly pick out one, accuse it of the sins of all the rest of them, and say it's the worst.
Dracomicron 10th Nov 09
Magic in this game is literally used to boost your stats, as opposed to stats being used to affect magic. Magic has quantities, so you can put, say, 99 Ultimas on Squall's strength stat.

Though you actually can't junction magic to your equipment, just your stats. Equipment doesn't even exist in this one - your weapons are modified at shops, so you have the same weapon all game, and you have no other gear. Your magic *is* your gear.
Rebochan 10th Nov 09
The fact that you babbled on about how much the game can be broken, yet didn't get that drawing is like, the most sub par way to get magic shows that you probably didn't actually play the game.

Pata Hikari 10th Nov 09
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