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Reviews Comments: My eyes! Fire Maidens From Outer Space film/book review by Tweedly Dee

IT HURTS. Manos The Hands Of Fate could have easily been re-edited to be a comedy. This film, well, can't. Not only was it bad enough to be on MST 3 K, but it was so bad they had to write the subplot about Crow's Evil Twin Timmy to keep the audience entertained. Oh, but it gets. WORSE. Special Effects Failure? Check. Twenty Minutes With Jerks? CHECK. Fetish Retardant? CHECK. Nightmare Retardant? CHECK. Pacing problems? CHECK.

So if you want to make yourself suicidal, watch this movie!


  • Tnophelia
  • 2nd Nov 10
Most of this review is blue text and EXTREMELY THICK BLACK TEXT.

That's not a good thing.

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