Discussion Memes / ValveSoftware

Changed around examples as part of this.

Deleted entries: Some can still count as Memetic Mutation, I just don't have enough knowledge or don't know how to work them to fit the page format.

Portal

• Pretty much anything that GLaDOS says is prime memetic material. Which is basically the whole game.
  • Speedy thing goes in, Speedy thing comes out.
  • You will be baked, and then there will be cake.
  • Wheeeeeee...
• "Hello?" "Who's there?" "Are you still there?" "Owowowow!" "I don't hate you."
• Look at me still [verb]ing when there's Science to do...
• The creators originally found themselves entranced with the antics of the metal hoop that falls from the sky in the ending cinematic and assumed the audience would as well...
  • Hoopy the hoop. Hooptastic.
• I think we can finish off the meme section with a simple statement. For Science!. You monster.
• Miiisssssster FREE-man...
• "Sometimes, I dream about cheese."

Team Fortress 2

• "Eeeee-rectin' a dispenser"
  • "Deeeespensin' an erector" [insert NSFW spray tag]
  • "Deeeespensin' an erection" [insert NSFW spray tag]
• "Need a Dispenser here, need a Dispenser here, need a Dispenser here, need a Dispenser here, need a Dispenser here, need a Dispenser here..."
• "Maggots!"
  • And via voiceclip editing; "Faggots!"
  • "EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU WILL BE SENT HOME TO YOUR MOMMA IN A FRILLY TRAINING BRA!"
• "Oh, they're goin' ta have to glue you back together, IN HELL!"
  • "Oh, they're goin' ta have to glue you back together, WITH CATS!"
  • "THAT SCOUT'S A BLOODEH DISPENSAH!"
  • "I'm a grim bloody fable, with an unhappy bloody end!"
• "BONK!"
• "CRY SOME MORE!"
  • "WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!"
• GET BEHIND ME DOCTOR!
  • Right behind you.
• Meet the Rare Endangered Crab Spy - think before you wrench!
  • Also an Ascended Meme. When spy taunts with his disguise kit out, there's a chance he will crouch, raise his hands above his head, and snap his case like a pincer instead of the usual flicking a cigarette.
• GET BEHIND ME DOCTOR!
  • Right behind you.
• Meet the Rare Endangered Crab Spy - think before you wrench!
  • Also an Ascended Meme. When spy taunts with his disguise kit out, there's a chance he will crouch, raise his hands above his head, and snap his case like a pincer instead of the usual flicking a cigarette.
• "OM NOM NOM"
  • This was originally derived from the Cookie Monster's oft-repeated eating sound in Sesame Street, and thus its use here would be an Ascended Meme.
  • In fact, Sandvich itself appears to be achieving some memetic status.
  • "OM NOM NOM ... NOM NOM ... BABIES. MOIST AND DELICIOUS, HAHAHA."
• "The X is a spy!" X being any other TF2 class, dispenser, cake (for a cross-over with Portal)...
  • "The cake is a pie!"
  • "The cake is a spy!"
  • fyi I am a spy (Is now an achievement, in which you basically do what's in the video. Spray optional, but certainly is a great distraction.)
• No, that would be YOUR MOTHER!
  • Sometimes written as "YOUR MUZZER!"
  • Or "YOUR MOZER"
  • And now he's here to f(bleep) us!
• Scout loves his pancakes.
  • God save the Gravy!
  • POOT DISPENSER HERE POOTIS
• Overtime! OVERTIME! Overtime...
• X IS Y
  • SCOUT IS HUNTER!
• Meet the Vagineer
  • Painis Cupcake will eat you.
• NOPE.
  • YEAH!
  • NAA.
• RAWKET LAWNCHAIR is pretty much the only thing anybody calls the Soldier's weapon.
• TV Tropes is credit to team!
• GOTTA MOVE THAT GEAR UP!
• IZ GOOD DAY TO BE BIG MAN!
• Meanwhile, Team Fortress Classic brings us the classy "ENJOY YOUR AIDS!" meme as a result of the Medic's "infection" ability.
• Laser Death Cat will punish the achievment grinders!
• GET BEHIND ME DOCTOR!
  • Jawohl! CHARGE ME! Ja!'
• The Holy Mackerel is rapidly rising to meme status. FISH KILL!

Left 4 Dead

• NO ZOMBIE IS SAFE FROM CHICAGO TED.
• YOU WILL BECOME THE TANK.
• WBUBUBUBUBUBU
• PILLS HERE!
  • BILL'S HERE!◊
• AH!...TITS!
• Don't worry, Coach. Maybe the helicopter's made of chocolate◊.
• The Karma Charger is always watching...
• Francis' bike is not a horse
• CHEEZBURGAH APOCALYPSE
  • "If I see a Zombie with a sample tray, I ain't shootin' it!"
• I'VE GOT A BELL IN HERE! DON'T MAKE ME USE THIS BELL! DING-DONG!! DING-DONG!!!
• "Attention Army! This is...*Ahem*...The cops..."

Other!!

• Don't know if it appears somewhere else than on Nerf Now, but it seems people like to put "spy here" and "smoker here" at various locations in picture comments.  ^{what's this?}
  ^{It's a defined rectangle on picture that displays a comment in a hottip when moused over, not entirely unlike the Alt Text. Seen in photoblogs, Danbooru/Gelbooru (mostly for translations) and Nerf Now.}
• STEAM-STEAM LOL!
  • Get me 3 dozen krispy kremes plzkthx.
• BOOM! Headshot!
• Alien Swarm's "...and a shipload of weapons."
• To stop a Gaben, take control and press the Gaben...