We need a page quote. I think Issun's description of the things in Okami would do nicely. I'd look it up, but I sold back my copy of the game long ago.

Concerning the last entry for the gag...

Oh,...Overly Long Gag and Dont Explain The Joke get used too much and really can't we just take The Thing (possible the only serious entry) as the end point?

The description gag was way too long, and people just shoehorned any random thing in there. I think it's funnier now that every example really is something that could possibly be confused with The Thing That Goes Doink. Here's the old version for comparison.

Not to be confused with the thing that goes parp, the thing that goes ding when there's stuff, the scientific progress that goes boink, the scientific progress that goes Oi, the machine that goes ping, the button that goes ting, the man who goes BONK, the chef who goes bork, the site that goes bork, The thing that goes like someone sucking in spit, The Knights Who Say Ni!, The Song That Goes Like This, the thing your aunt gave that you don't know what it is, the Thing that lives in a box, The Thing that goes "It's clobberin' time!", the thing that goes doink-doink, the things that go squee, The Thing-we-don't-know-what-it-does, the thing that goes boing, The Thing That Would Not Leave, the small round paisley thing that goes 'poing', the goggles that do nothing, or the thing that keeps going. Definitely shouldn't be confused with The Thing. Or with Tonberries, though they do go doink with their knives.