I can say that as a British troper, HK is not just every color ever in japan, but in the UK too. My sister has a Hello Kitty plush that has a spiked collar, writing in a font you would expect to see on a metal album cover on the forehead, black clothes and a green head. I'm not joking.

Something that made me laugh from the main page:

"...Be proud to be a woman — use the pink folding multitool with rhinestones!"

Apparently, it was meant to serve as an Insult Backfire or whatever. Well that failed, since this implies that my disinterest in buying a pink folding multitool with rhinestones implies that I must not be "proud" of being a woman. Real nice.