Welcome to Perfectopia! Here, everything is good, and nothing is bad or wrong at all! In order to maintain our high standard of living, of course, we've had to dispense with a few things like civil liberties, independent thought and even freedom of speech! But don't worry - it's all for you, our citizens!
Here at our Education Center, undesirable elements are converted into happy, content citizens through a rigorous program of psychiatric therapy, psychoactive drugs and psychological torture. They may twitch a little when you mention ferrets, but rest assured, they are almost certainly guaranteed not to break through their brainwashing and attack you!
We are proud of our 100% approval rate among our citizens. We retain this rate by immediately arresting dissenters and sending them to our Education Center for reprogramming into functioning members of society. In the rare event that someone resists this process, however, they can still be put to use - our city is fueled by 100% renewable energy, provided by burning incorrigible undesirables for fuel!
...What do you mean, killing people is wrong? Of course it's wrong! We don't have anything like that here in Perfectopia...no-no-no, we don't kill anyone here in Perfectopia, otherwise we wouldn't be per-per-per-perfect...*BOOM*
I rarely visit the forums to avoid the cynicism ooze.
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Welcome to Perfectopia! Here, everything is good, and nothing is bad or wrong at all! In order to maintain our high standard of living, of course, we've had to dispense with a few things like civil liberties, independent thought and even freedom of speech! But don't worry - it's all for you, our citizens!
Here at our Education Center, undesirable elements are converted into happy, content citizens through a rigorous program of psychiatric therapy, psychoactive drugs and psychological torture. They may twitch a little when you mention ferrets, but rest assured, they are almost certainly guaranteed not to break through their brainwashing and attack you!
We are proud of our 100% approval rate among our citizens. We retain this rate by immediately arresting dissenters and sending them to our Education Center for reprogramming into functioning members of society. In the rare event that someone resists this process, however, they can still be put to use - our city is fueled by 100% renewable energy, provided by burning incorrigible undesirables for fuel!
...What do you mean, killing people is wrong? Of course it's wrong! We don't have anything like that here in Perfectopia...no-no-no, we don't kill anyone here in Perfectopia, otherwise we wouldn't be per-per-per-perfect...*BOOM*
I rarely visit the forums to avoid the cynicism ooze.