The whole section on moles strikes me as not really specific to an alien monitoring agency. Is there a more generic Evil Overlord list we could move it to?

What if I can only halfheartedly follow the zeroth law?

Just a note as to this article's history, a univerity friend and myself came up with this after encountering The Evil Overlord List and watching the exploits of Bloody Torchwood. They got us to thinking, how bad a job of this can you do?