05:00:12 PM Jul 30th 2010
For a possible page quote, we need only look to the venerable comic Punks and Nerds. http://original.punksandnerds.com/d/20060807.html here he's talking about Doug and Charlie Brown, both of whom are sad, sad adults.
10:29:55 AM Jun 20th 2010
How about "Not Quite Bald" for an alternate trope title?