Note that many of the 'misquotes' are actually better lines than the original.

Removed from the real life section:

• Socrates did not say "I Drank What?" when he drank the hemlock. He knew well enough what it was, and what it would do to him.

It's a reference to a line from the movie Real Genius which was clearly intended as a joke.

Next thing you'll tell me is that Barbara Walters never asked, "If you were a tree, what kind of a tree would you be?"

After reading through the examples, 90% of them(that i recognize) are either bad examples, shortenings, or just plain wrong. I'd do something about it, but I'm a little new here, and i don't necessarily feel comfortable deleting stuff.

Also in Mobile Suit Gundam, Bright was almost stuck to the line of something like "anti air fire is too weak on the left hull, what is the going on with the gunners"

The exact quoted Japanese line was never explicitly the one he said in the show, but one from the Super Robot Wars series. He said something similar, but in Mobile Suit Zeta Gundam instead. The misquote stuck there because of a few reasons, the ships he commanded was hit on the left for quite a few times, SRW series have him say this every time the ships he commanded got hit, and he actually got lines similar to the full quote(though normally only part of it) in 4 Gundam series with him as the captain of 4 different ships.

"Que sera, sera—whatever will be, will be" is a mistranslation, but not a misquote.

"I'll get you, my pretty! And your little dog, too!" This is a contraction with Dorothy's exchange with the Good Witch: "Toto too!?" "Toto too!"

I've removed this because it's flat-out wrong. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Leb83bRkXDg at around 1:31 proves that the Wicked Witch says this line, verbatim.