I removed the Statler And Waldorf because it completely defeats the point of the existing stinger, in addition to the standard not-funny-ness.

Waldorf: Quick, get me one of those neuralizer-things!

Statler: Why, was there an alien?

Waldorf: No, I just want to forget this show!

Both: Do-ho-ho-ho-hoh!

If an S&W stinger is considered to be necessary, at least make it work with the Neuralizer stinger instead of just a random "joke".

Deadpan Snarker: K and J