We try to kill SCP-682

Result: Failure. SCP-682 hacked the game upon discovering that he would be teleported to insta-kill area and became an immortal object, thus avoiding death. Also, wouldn't he just respawn after being killed anyway? Would be pointless

Test: Teleport him to Minecraft, and have him battle a player using Creative Mode. Even if SCP-682 tries to eat him, the player will just use /tp and will get out. The difficulty is set to HARD, which means that SCP-682 can't respawn after death.

edited 22nd May '16 5:14:45 PM by SCP682WILLDIE

Result: Well, this one is mixed. The Creative Mode Guy(which we will refer as Asskicker) easily kicked SCP-682's ass all over the place. SCP-682 tried to eat him, but was torn apart from the inside due to Asskicker's enchanted sword. No matter what 682 tried, he just got his ass kicked around easily, and Asskicker didn't even break a fucking sweet. Asskicker then got tired of toying around with 682 and tried to explode him with 50 TNTS. Too bad one small chunk survived and fully regenerated after few days.

And then SCP-682 returned, only to get his ass effortlessly kicked again. Well.

"FUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!111''" - SCP 682

Test: Go to System 32 and then delete the file "scp-682" and "scp-682backup"

Result: All this does is delete the documents about SCP-682, not the creature itself. Dr. Ragmoty will be disciplined for this stupid mistake.

Test: Force SCP-682 to drink a magical potion that will (supposedly) remove his immortality.

edited 28th May '16 11:22:50 AM by AHI-3000

Result: Some idiot gave SCP-682 the wrong potion, and now he's half the size of Godzilla.

Test: Put SCP-682 in Doom's Ultra-Nightmare mode.

Result: 682 managed to get through it, missing only 25% of his body mass. Upon exiting it, Able asked if he could try. Then one of the scientists decided to refuse and now we have two rampaging creatures in the facility, can someone do something about that?

Test: Toss 682 into Sonichu the comic.

edited 24th May '16 4:57:59 AM by RandomWriter413

Result: 682 simply kills everyone. Even the Mary Sues. Even Chris! So I guess we won some battles here.

Test: Try cutting it in half.

Result: It worked. Then he merged his severed parts again.

"How someone could POSSIBLY think that this would work against SCP-682?" - Dr. Ragmoty

Test: Ask SCP-343 to remove the plot shield from SCP-682, then crush him with a 100x100m immovable anchor. He might not be destroyed, but it can't be moved so.

edited 24th May '16 10:19:41 AM by ragmoty

Result: 343 cannot see 682, and yelled at us for failing to remember that.

Test: We attempt to overload 682, by launching every form of energy at him.

Result: Denied by O5 Council. Reason given is: ' Tell Dr. Random that his test is formally denied. We simply don't have control of all energy forms, and thus we can't make them attack SCP-682. SCP-343 refused to control them for us, saying that he would never force his control upon one of his beloved creations '

Test: Thanos, with the Gauntlet.

Result: Failure. Nobody was capable of locating Thanos. Specialists say that it was due to a frickin plot-shield by the unknown god and creator of the SCP Foundation's stories.

Test: Create a mini-book with only 5 pages named "The Destruction of SCP-682", featuring a cute dog who roared to SCP-682 and then the latter disappeared from the universe, and then read it to SCP-239.

Result: Due to the fact that SCP-239 is on a chemically-induced coma since DATA EXPUNGED, this test is not possible. Removing the support and awakening her was completely denied by O5 Council.

Test: Beerus, at full power.

edited 25th May '16 1:19:40 PM by ragmoty

Result: Failure. Both subjects engaged in a lengthy battle that destroyed [[REDACTED]] percent of the facility. Containment teams were sent to recover SCP-682 after successfully [[DATA EXPUNGED]] and consuming his remains.

Test: Pit SCP-682 against Wolverine.

Result: Wolverine retreats after 682 destroyed his claws.

Test:Turn 682 into machine then install the ctOS to control him. If failure then fire the goldeneye(satellite) on him.

edited 26th May '16 12:30:34 AM by TheEngineer24

Result: Failure. Foundation couldn't transform SCP-682 into a machine. When confronted by the satellite, subject.turned into a [DATA EXPUNGED] form, dodging it rather easily.

Test: Use a Kamehameha to reduce SCP-682 to a few cells, then give what is left to SCP-096 or SCP-173

edited 26th May '16 4:00:45 AM by ragmoty

Result: Test cancelled.

Test: Have SCP-682 fight the U.S. Navy SEALS, The British SAS, the USMC, and the Israeli Defense Forces.

edited 26th May '16 4:31:05 AM by MrFlatulus

Result: Cancelled due to possibly use of nukes or missiles by the military, and we all know how O5 Council DOES NOT want SCP-682 ANYWHERE NEAR a nuke due to the odds of survival and adaptation.

Test: Super Buu's dimensional scream.

Result: Canceled, at the request of several O5's, and Doctor Random, though he has nowhere near the street cred authority the O5's have. If adapting to a nuke is bad, what do you think would happen if 682 replicated the scream?

Test: Pit N.O.V.A against 682.

Result: SCP-682 was successfully wished away by NOVA after O5 Council authorized it. Since this shouldn't happen, we cloned him for the lulz.

Test: Ask SCP-682's creator, Dr. Gears, to delete it.

edited 26th May '16 6:53:44 AM by ragmoty

Result: Test cancelled.

Test: Trap SCP-682 in SCP-106's pocket dimension.

Result: 682 entered, and was quickly kicked out of it by 106. Though 682 seems older looking. He then proceeded to smash the containment devices containing 106 in his bid to escape. As if things couldn't be worse, 173 has somehow managed to escape, and we have multiple containment breaches. Help. -DR. Random.

Test: We write a book about: The world filled with tons of things designed to kill 682, and put him in it.

edited 26th May '16 7:45:43 AM by RandomWriter413

Flatuls, in fact, it was the user Dr. Gears from the SCP Wiki that created 682, but okay..

Result: A book with things 'designed' to kill him doesn't mean A book with things that CAN kill him. Test denied by O5 Council due to the fact that they may fail on killing 682.

Test: Go to the borders of the galaxy(the galaxy, not the solar system), and then throw SCP-682 to our sun at top speed. Hopefully, the speed of the impact will be so big that it will be immediately destroyed.

edited 26th May '16 2:21:05 PM by ragmoty

Result: 682 came back on earth while on fire.

Test: Have 682 fight SCP-001(Twisted Gears/Kaktus) on isolated desert or any empty planet.

Result: Test cancelled.

Test: Throw SCP-682 at the REAL SCP-2317 (when the last chain attached to it breaks) and see what happens.

Note from O5-6: We've made sure this proposal is only visible to the O5 Council. Until we agree on whether or not this should be done, SCP-2317's Special Containment Procedures are to be continued by Foundation personnel. Assuming we authorize this test, all personnel (excluding Class-Ds) are to evacuate the site as SCP-682 is brought into SCP-2317's reality. In the event of 682 prevailing, MTF teams will move in to put 682 back in its containment chamber. Should 2317 prevail, [DATA EXPUNGED] In the meantime, O5-9 and O5-2 are working on a cover story for all this.

Result: The last chain broke, and a XK-Class Scenario follows. SCP-682's final fate is unknown, but the humanity has been destroyed.

Until the Reset Button saved our butts.

Test: Introduce SCP-682 to SCP-447's containment chamber. Evacuate everyone within a 100-mile radius. INTRODUCE A DEAD BODY!!!!!

Result: SCP-447 is exposed to a corpse, turning it into an undead abomination that looks like [DATA EXPUNGED]. This creature has an epic battle with SCP-682. Unfortunately the site gets destroyed, so numerous hostile SCPs breach containment. Unsurprisingly, SCP-682 survives the encounter, while the SCP-447 super-zombie has [DATA EXPUNGED].

Test: Force-feed SCP-666½-J to SCP-682.