We try to kill SCP-682

Result: It killed the D-Class personnel who asked the question. Failed.

Test: Utilize SCP-826 with a fanfiction story that has a godlike, overpowering heroic Mary Sue in it.

edited 14th Aug '14 3:03:28 AM by Demendes

Result: Test cancelled. It became immune to 826 a long time ago.

Test: Attack it with every weapon we have, then immediately lock this forum thread so no one can come up with an idea for how it survives.

Result: 682 quickly became immune to everything. We now have no weapons to use against it. While the thread became locked, this discussion was quickly started again on a different thread.

Addendum: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU -O5-8

Test: Use SCP-826 to bring an OP Mary Sue into our world, and kill it once and for all.

edited 28th Aug '14 7:33:47 PM by TheTitanPrince

Result: Test failed. SCP-682, as portrayed in this thread, is the ultimate OP Mary Sue. And we sure as hell don't want another one.

Test: Throw it into the Time Vortex

Result: It came back

Test: Subject it to Vanilla Ice's Stand, Cream.

Result: Failure. SCP-682 ate the ice cream.

Test: Use Keyblades to fuse with SCP-682.

Result: Failure. SCP-682 now has a keyblade for a horn.

Test: The same one as before, but elaborate that Vanilla Ice is not a goddamn treat

Result: Run.

• several sounds of flesh tearing, bones snapping, and something being drank can be heard, along with a voices saying "GARLIC POWDER RESERVES ACTIVATED."

Test: Use Grimiore Law and Fairy Law on him, at the same time. Also, restrain him so he can't use Lizard Law.

Result: All of Fairy Tail is now dead. Permanently.

Test: Gift-wrap it and send it to Skaro

Results: FAILED.

Initially tearing apart all attempts to cover it in wrapping paper, it paused upon hearing we were planning to send it to Skaro. It then trotted into the space shuttle with a grin, thanking us for letting it visit his extended family. Test promptly cancelled.

"That thing is related to the Daleks. Who knew?" - Dr. Clef

Test: Next time the TARDIS lands on Earth, attempt to toss SCP-682 into it. If it fails, beg the Doctor to eliminate it.

edited 18th Sep '14 12:11:39 AM by The9thTroper

Result: Failure

The TARDIS completely refused to allow 682 inside of it, and the Doctor, upon seeing it, turned very pale and left immediately.

Test: Send him to the same alternate dimension as Amatsu-Mikaboshi and let them fight it out.

Result: Test cancelled. That might let the Chaos King back into the universe and make our problem worse.

Test: Get it really really drunk

Result: Test canceled.

Dr. _____: "Really now, really? It's angry enough as is, do we really need to provide it with the emotional inhibition that alcohol can provide? I- I'm- I need an [EXPLETIVE DELETED] drink."

Test: Have SCP-682 make physical contact with SCP-2017.

Result: Failure: SCP-682 did show some of the dissociative behavior, becoming increasingly placid in the first 72 hours after controlled contact with SCP-2017. During this period it muttered something about recognizing home...but it soon became enraged after muttering something about a "betrayal" and returned to its savage behavior.

Addendum: An accidental contact between 2017 and a D-Class subject resulted in a much more subdued dissociation effect, from which the D-Class made a gradual recovery. Medical interviews with 2017 reveal that the alleged entities seemed hesitant, afraid upon contact, as if second-guessing their attempts to initiate the dissociative phenomenon previous victims made.

Test: After briefing all on-site personnel to choose their words very carefully, summon Nobody No-One to 682's holding site and say "SCP-682 cannot harm or kill Nobody," followed by "Nobody can deactivate 682's ability to heal and/or adapt to other threats." and finally "Nobody can permanently kill SCP-682." All of this before granting him access to 682 itself, of course.

edited 21st Sep '14 2:04:37 PM by CrowTR0bot

Result: Failure. 682 stated "SCP-682 will kill Nobody No-One. He's dead now.

Test: Forcibly shove large quantities of meat inside of it's mouth until it can't hurt anybody anymore.

Results: 682 expunged all of the meat at beyond max velocity (somehow), killing dozens and injuring hundreds more.

Test: Fuggit pull out the stops. Aid Enrico Pucci in obtaining Made In Heaven, and pray that 682 reincarnates in the new universe as a more docile beast/

Results: Test Cancelled by O5

"Really? What do you think would happen?" -Dr [REDACTED]

Test: Get a really, REALLY powerful laser cutter and use it to incinerate that bastard once and for all!

Result: The laser was reflected onto the wall of the chamber, making a giant hole and allowing 682 to escape.

"Who's idiotic idea was this?!" - Dr. Scientist

Test: Throw SCP-682 into The Quiet.

Result:Failure. Upon recapture, it stated how loud they screamed.

Test 1: Create a pocket universe designed to adapt to 682's attempts at escaping and/or destroying the universe

Test 2: Thrown in it Bleach, Naruto and One Piece in that order to see if at least someone or something in those universe can kill it.

Test 3: Place it in the Toriko universe and see if anyone there can eat it.

Test 4: Ask why does it keep coming back it this universe instead of other universes

Test 5: Slap it with the dildo bat from Saints Row

I believe its time for us to enter the realm of utter WTF in order to find a way to kill this thing.-Prof. Invictus

edited 7th Oct '14 12:02:37 AM by RikionInvictus

Wrong thread. Ignore this.

edited 7th Oct '14 4:30:05 AM by Surt

Result: All of them failed please don't ask for so many it takes time to write these responses.

Test: Bukkake

Results: The fluid produced was gulped down as if it was milk.

Well, it's not fatal to humans. Gross, but not fatal. So why did you think that it was fatal to a giant lizard? -Lt. Wright.

Test: Lock it in a room filled with poisonous gas for at least 15 days or until containment breach.

Result: containment breach

Test: Apply the effect of Cheap Trick to it. If anyone looks at it's back, it dies instantly.

Result: It evolves to have toxic skin and kills Cheap Trick.

Test: Lock it in a room with a swarm of Vashta Nerada.

Result: It eats all of them.

Test: Place it between an unstoppable force and an immovable object.