Wicked223 plays the My Immortal Drinking Game

In my insane jealousy of those with lulzblogs currently running, and my desire to do one myself, I decided "Sure, Why Not??" and decided to go ahead with this. I'm not particularly the funniest person in the world, but I'm hoping that the subject matter will make up for that. I'll start when I decide if I'm actually going to drink anytime I see a condition, or just type it. Also, when I work up the nerve.

edited 14th Oct '09 6:39:49 PM by Wicked223

Personally I think you should actually drink.

Wow. Brave.

I mean it, not sarcastic. William, do you want him to die of alcohol poisoning?

edited 14th Oct '09 6:46:36 PM by Katrika

I'm not gonna use actual alcohol, Katrika. I'm not completely suicidal.

edited 14th Oct '09 6:50:38 PM by Wicked223

Sorry. xD

So, what, soda?

Water, maybe. Or lemonade.

Sounds like fun. You won't have to worry about dehydration, for sure.

I can hardly wait.

As for actual alcohol, friends of mine got together for a "bad" horror movie night, with attached drinking game. We took sips, not drinks, and ignored any "the whole [container]" rules out of love for our livers.

Just make sure you're within reach of a toilet.

And try to eat cleansing food to help your kidneys.

Starches and fiber.

I don't think that game was ever meant to actually be played.

Not without painful death, no.

Okay, good. Because I can't actually play the drinking game, which means this thread is mislabeled. The blog is still going on, but, just a heads up.

This one, right?

Yah, that one.

It's alright. I think just a lulzblog is better, anyway.

Indeed it is. We do not encourage alcohol use for the purposes of entertainment or otherwise. I was just suggesting a method for moderation should you chose to ignore that lack of encouragement :p

Okay, first update. I think I need some aspirin...

Chapter 1

Alright here we go.

The first sentence is a 50+ word sentence describing Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way's hair. Why is there an apostrophe in her name? Don't look at me, I didn't write it (Thank God). A lot people tell he she looks like Amy Lee (I have no idea who that is, mind you. Also, there's an author's note saying "u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!" As if ANYONE should be reading this.)

She also isn't related to Gerard Way (Whom I assume is someone Tara likes, and therefore would be completely irrelevant in the Potterverse.), but she wishes she was, 'cause he's a major hottie. Outstanding. The rest of the paragraph goes on exactly like that further describing her appearance, establishing that she's a seventh year. Also, she buys all her clothes from Hot Topic. A magic student shops at Hot Topic. Also, she's wearing "a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. ...black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow." In Hogwarts.

Anyway, someone calls her her name. I can't imagine who'd talk to someone wearing a corset (OUTDOORS),but okay. The person is.... Draco Malfoy! That was actually there, btw. Ebony asks him what's up. He says nothing, which means this entire exchange was absolutely pointless. Also, he says it shyly. When in the entire series has Draco ever been shy around a girl his own age? But now her friends call her, and she has to go away. Without saying a single thing, judging by the text.

Short update, but it was a short chapter.

edited 15th Oct '09 6:21:43 PM by Wicked223

Punctuation Shaker? Clearly she's an Eldritch Abomination.

It would explain alot. She must derive her power from badly written sex.

...'s little sister?

Oh, ew.

edited 15th Oct '09 6:29:40 PM by Tzetze

So, next chapter now, or tomorrow?

Now! Unless it hurts too much to do two in a row.

edited 15th Oct '09 6:51:06 PM by Katrika