4. I cannot stalk a fellow troper.
Problem?
5. I will not nuke topics.
6. I will not stop discussions of the Fora.
7. I will not spread the word about me and Irisu. Maybe.
edited 12th Jul '10 8:08:28 PM by AttObl227
Last Defense Line.
Crazed Lawrencian
8. I will not preach the virtues of Imperialism with vehemence.
Proud member of the IAA What's the point of being grown up if you can't act childish?
Protector of the Realm
9. I will not wage war on other tropers' minds.
10. Editing my post after someone has replied to it may be fun, but the ironic humour may not be appreciated by everyone.
11. I must not start forum games on trope pages.
12. I should not attempt to repair the fourth wall.
edited 20th Jul '10 12:49:03 AM by the1ultimate
I call forth Unlimited Stories!
13. I will not put a glory hole in the fourth wall.
14. I will not use white text to make fun of other tropers. Even the banned ones.
dysfunctional human artistry
15. I will not show my fellow tropers my genitalia.
Protector of the Realm
16. I will not make profanities redirect to the pages of series I don't like.
edited 12th Jul '10 9:38:47 PM by the1ultimate
I call forth Unlimited Stories!
17. I will not bring flame wars from other sites onto TV Tropes.
18. I will not make a Fetish Fuel page for Fast Eddie.
edited 12th Jul '10 8:58:45 PM by Iverum
dysfunctional human artistry
18.2: Or any other of my fellow tropers.
Only Sane Fox
19. No adding links to So Bad Its Horrible on work pages just because I don't like the show.
20. No going and editing trope pages into Self Demonstrating Articles just because I can do it.
Maybe we should turn this into another Just for Fun page, like You Know You Read Too Much TV Tropes When...
edited 12th Jul '10 9:16:25 PM by Roxor
Accidental mistakes are forgivable, intentional ones are not.
Gerald Zosewater
21. I will refer to a troper by the gender-specific or gender-neutral pronoun of their choosing, even if it would make no sense to do so.
I actually had people shitstorm on me for breaking this.
Ruining everything forever.22. I will not make a page called Triumph Of The Fast Eddie as revenge for him locking the Sonichu page.
edited 12th Jul '10 9:35:57 PM by BLOODPOUCH
23. Tapping on the Fourth Wall will always be a pastime.
24. I cannot complain in ways Fast Eddie finds objectionable.
edited 12th Jul '10 10:07:07 PM by DonZabu
"Wax on, wax off..." "But Mr. Miyagi, I don't see how this is helping me do Karate..." "Pubic hair is weakness, Daniel-san!"
Fear me
25. I will not start a fanatical cult devoted to Fast Eddie, nor will I form an elite team of drug-fueled assassins loyal only to him.
edited 13th Jul '10 12:22:51 AM by Chabal2
26. I will not use Vent for spontanious phone sex.
- 27. I will not draw Rule 34 of Trope Tan.
- 27b. Or of the mods.
- 27c. Or of Zudak and Charlatan.
edited 13th Jul '10 1:09:41 AM by BLOODPOUCH
28: I will not use #yackfest for RP.
Fresh-eyed movie blog
I however, will draw Rule 34 of whatever I damn well please.
29. I will not post naked pictures of myself.
EDIT: Ninja'd.
edited 13th Jul '10 1:13:15 AM by AnonymousUser
29b. or the mods
29c. or underaged tropers.
edited 13th Jul '10 1:14:29 AM by TParadox
Fresh-eyed movie blog
Dreams of Revenge
30. I will not regale tropers with tales of how I bravely wrestled my aircraft to the ground in a 15 knot crosswind, no matter how pants wettingly scary it was at the time.
31. I will not be an attention whore and obliquely ask people to put me in stuff (or do something involving me).
32. Showing my knowledge of aviation is right out of the question unless it is somehow relevant to the topic.
33. Beating my fellow tropers over the head with how breaking the law is wrong is a definite no-no, even though I know they deserve the thrashing.
34. I will not respond to a topic while pissed off; it results in half-baked, poorly thought out arguments.
Locking you up on radar since '09
Fear me
35. I will stop creating Nigh-Invulnerable characters in R Ps (yeah, that'll happen).
36. I will take into account that people have lives outside TV Tropes and act accordingly.
37. I am not allowed to randomly excuse any of my fellow tropers as being famous celebrities.
38. Nor am I allowed to believe Fast Eddie to be a reincarnated Paul Newman come to cleanse us of our sins. Even if that would be awesome.
39. I am not allowed to spam the Rogue Galaxy page with my RAAAAGGGEE.
40. Nor am I allowed to make horrific rhymes like that anymore.
All the Ewoks will look up and shout, "Save us from the Klingons!" And I'll whisper, "Why so serious?"
(Based off a similar list for tabletop RPGs)
1. I will not make a trope page for "Asian Dwarf Sluts Vol. 24".
2. I will not "correct" the Metal Gear Solid page by renaming the protagonist "Mr. Gear-Solid".
3. I will not make a Troper Tales page for Its Not Rape If You Enjoyed It.
edited 12th Jul '10 8:03:22 PM by BLOODPOUCH