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 307826 Landstander, Mon, 8th Oct '12 8:27:12 AM from Somewhere else
God Of Cake
It would be nice to be with a guy who can keep up with me sexually. I was not prepared for the idea of a guy wanting sex less frequently. Thanks, sitcoms!tongue
Emperor Wu liked cake, but not exploding cake!
 307827 Spooky Mask, Mon, 8th Oct '12 8:29:58 AM from Corner in round room Relationship Status: Non-Canon
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Hey, guys finish quicker and their equipment gets sore! tongue Its just the logical conclusion!
Time to change the style, for now
 307828 Landstander, Mon, 8th Oct '12 8:35:41 AM from Somewhere else
God Of Cake
I'm talking wanting it more than once a week! And being thrown for a loop when I try to initiate something and he's just not in the mood and all I can think is "But... I really, really want it!"
Emperor Wu liked cake, but not exploding cake!
 307829 TParadox, Mon, 8th Oct '12 8:36:51 AM Relationship Status: They can't hide forever. We've got satellites.
I still can't fathom wanting anything less than at least twice a night.

edited 8th Oct '12 8:37:00 AM by TParadox

 307830 Spooky Mask, Mon, 8th Oct '12 8:52:07 AM from Corner in round room Relationship Status: Non-Canon
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Eh, I wonder what my drive is tongue
Time to change the style, for now
 307831 Morven, Mon, 8th Oct '12 10:13:58 AM from Seattle, WA, USA
Nemesis
Well, how often do you feel the urge to masturbate?

Whether or not you actually do or can at those moments.
A brighter future for a darker age.
 307832 TParadox, Mon, 8th Oct '12 10:22:06 AM Relationship Status: They can't hide forever. We've got satellites.
I wouldn't be surprised if all the extra activity sex has that masturbation doesn't contributes to a slight decline in urge, or at least ability.
 307833 kay4today, Mon, 8th Oct '12 10:27:27 AM from Austria
Princess Ymir's knightess
I never masturbate.

[up] What about before you had a girlfriend? Did you masturbate then?

 307835 kay4today, Mon, 8th Oct '12 10:30:01 AM from Austria
Princess Ymir's knightess
Nope.

 307836 Spooky Mask, Mon, 8th Oct '12 10:30:25 AM from Corner in round room Relationship Status: Non-Canon
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Eh, I want a girlfriend tongue Not just for reasons that this thread exist for, but in general
Time to change the style, for now
 307837 TParadox, Mon, 8th Oct '12 10:36:22 AM Relationship Status: They can't hide forever. We've got satellites.
Before she had a girlfriend, Kay was a perfectly innocent being and never had any sexual thoughts or actions of any kind.

She's still otherwise an innocent. tongue
 307838 kay4today, Mon, 8th Oct '12 10:38:13 AM from Austria
Princess Ymir's knightess
I did have sexual thoughts, but just never masturbated. xDD

[up]x4 Meh, well I didn't masturbate until I was twenty, so it's understandable.

And I know that people say that there's no downside to masturbation but I swear that my memory has got worse since then. Has anyone ever heard of anything like that before?

[up]x3 I share your pain, Spooky.

edited 8th Oct '12 10:39:23 AM by Guest1001

Masturbating is alright, but it could never hope to compare against actual sex.

Although that probably depends on the person you're sleeping with. evil grin
"Who gave you permission to talk to me, mongrel?"
 307841 Morven, Mon, 8th Oct '12 11:17:53 AM from Seattle, WA, USA
Nemesis
There's the old chestnut of a joke that at least it's sex with someone you love.

Although for some of us here, it could be more along the lines of hatesex.
A brighter future for a darker age.
I don't see the appeal in hatesex. I don't want to screw someone I don't like much less hate.

edited 8th Oct '12 11:19:44 AM by Viktorious

"Who gave you permission to talk to me, mongrel?"
 307843 TParadox, Mon, 8th Oct '12 11:19:35 AM Relationship Status: They can't hide forever. We've got satellites.
Did Woody Allen make that up or steal it?
 307844 Morven, Mon, 8th Oct '12 11:28:37 AM from Seattle, WA, USA
Nemesis
@Vik: I think it's something that happens more in fiction than in reality, to be honest.
A brighter future for a darker age.
 307845 Spooky Mask, Mon, 8th Oct '12 11:29:21 AM from Corner in round room Relationship Status: Non-Canon
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It might work in reality too considering that Foe Yay does exist, but its kind of rare because people tend to avoid people that hate tongue
Time to change the style, for now
 307846 Landstander, Mon, 8th Oct '12 11:43:41 AM from Somewhere else
God Of Cake
Pretty sure he made it up for Annie Hall.

I've never had true hatesex, but I have masturbated tothe memory of someone I've come to dislike. The sex I had with him is still the best sex of my life >.<
Emperor Wu liked cake, but not exploding cake!
Best sex I've ever had? Easy to tell. cool
"Who gave you permission to talk to me, mongrel?"
Otaku Cowboy
@Landstander, I'd try to keep up with you sexually if we were in a relationship. I think I could try and do it. But then again, I'm just some 19-year old who doesn't know a damn thing! lol.

And I know that sounded very awkward of me to blurt out.

On a more serious note, I've been having a bad day, so I came here. I like the TV Tropes community, they do cheer me up. How has everyone's day been.
I'm awesome as always. Also bored. But more awesome.
"Who gave you permission to talk to me, mongrel?"
 307850 Exelixi, Mon, 8th Oct '12 1:00:47 PM from Alchemist's workshop Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
Lesbarian
Vik, you're almost as arrogant as me. It's... Kinda sexy, actually.
Mura: -flips the bird to veterinary science with one hand and Euclidean geometry with the other-
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