left hand man
-peace in Israel, Mossad and Hamas have a lock-in at the community center -North and South Korea reunite, celebrate with Starcraft LAN party -Michael Jackson returns from the dead to perform Thriller as a zombie -Shaq and Hulk Hogan will star in a serious drama directed by Uwe Boll. It will win 5 Oscars -Jesus returns to the earth, picks up dry cleaning and leaves
failed the voight-kampff test
In 2012, Bruce Lee will be resurrected through unspecified paranormal means, that same power accidentally ressurects Hitler, Stalin, Sun-Tsu, and Vlad The Impaler as well. Chuck Norris senses Bruce's presence immediately and runs at a speed of Mach 3.2 towards his location. Meanwhile, somewhere in the middle of Europe, Hitler, Stalin, Kim Jong Il, Sun-Tsu, Vlad, and George W. Bush converge into an epic clash, at precisely the same time as the clash between Bruce and Chuck. The resulting simoutaneous fighting that ensues easily rips apart the dimensions of every multiverse in known and unknown existance, including our imaginations in Dreamland. Afterwards, Arceus will create another set of multiverses for this process to repeat once again after another 13.67 billion years.
Your mother's so stupid, she thought that Gundams were dams made up of guns!
Leichenfledderer
If I was American, I'd vote for Sarah Palin as president. The entertainment value would be worth the destruction of the earth. 
Everyone who took Y2K scare propaganda, filed off the 00 and added a 12 and sold it to suckers will laugh all the way to the bank.
Alternately, Jesus will come back on midnight of New Year's Day, 2012. However, due to time zones, Australia will be first to know and all the kangaroos will go "WTF, mate?" China will get the message a few hours later and everyone there will go "WTF? New Year's isn't for two more months!"
And in the name of Tropes, I will punish you!
Australia will be first to know Actually, as much as I hate to give them any credit, New Zealand is an hour ahead of Australia's east coast so it would be more like Kiwis going WTF! (and that works for two out of three possible meaning of the word Kiwi)
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All computers will shut down because of a bug in counting the time. Chaos ensues.
Afterwards, various animal born flu viruses will spread and kill everyone. Possible sources will be from birds and pigs.
On top of all that, all the beef in the world will be contaminated by a disease that attacks the mind, turning sufferers insane.
"Never let the truth get in the way of a good story." Twitter
hnnnng
Bill O'Reilly and Keith Olbermann become president at the same time. Then North Korea and Iran disappear. Then you disappear. Then George Foreman grills the world
edited 8th Nov '10 3:55:27 PM by Boredman
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The Puzzler
Trillions of undead fetuses will conquer the earth, while united together in one Hive Mind known as "Cletus." 
Jamais vu
Cthulhu will come and have some tea and speak like a cheerleader. Then he'll leave and we'll all be like "...whuh?"
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
I'm watching you. ಠ_ಠ
edited 10th Nov '10 11:44:02 PM by LanceManley
Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil. ~ C. S. Lewis
(Avatar by Coffee)
Nuclear Armageddon... and the discovery of Magic. Or, the so-called sensible option, nothing worth mentioning.
edited 19th Nov '10 12:10:48 AM by desdendelle
The voice of thy brother's blood crieth unto me from the ground
The Leading Man
365 Days will pass, 6 billion people will look up at the end of the year, and a small portion will ask 'Is that it?'. And then I will laugh, before either crying that I missed out on an HSC or whooping that I got one.
In short, nothing whatsoever. Maybe Valve will release Episode 3.
Against all tyrants.
Hnnng
The Internet and the real world would converge, causing people to become memes, and memes to become people.
Above all, always remember to stay positive.
DUMB
Maybe Valve will release Episode 3.Whoa whoa, let's try to keep this at least a bit realistic.
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The Ultimate Bifauxnen
The world will implode so my mother doesn't turn 50. Obviously.
Real Life rwby rose
The planet that is right next to Earth but is hidden because it looks exactly like the night sky from that vantage point will finally crash into us.
- Shannara ensues
- The Magic Comes Back
- Father bursts from the Earth, eats God, and we all die.
- Fate Stay Night occurs...I want to participate, personally.
- Battle Royale ensues.
Sburb will be released.
SPACE
The Cubs win the World Series.
This post was thumped by the Merciless Hammer of Doom
-_-
The Internet will crash and remain broken for a year. Millions of people will become depressed that they can't update their facebook profiles (or post here). This depression will cause most of them to commit suicide. Thus, the world population will decline drastically.
Please don't feed the trolls!
SPACE
The world will finally learn Victoria's Secret.
"Poor guy just wanted to buy his wife some thigh-highs."
Sorry, The Social Network reference was too good to fucking pass up ![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
. Anyway, I'm not into fictional reality, so I don't what will happen in 2012.
Jesus will return. (It has to be on this list)
Either that, or in irony, everyone gets into mass chaos and kills the majority of the human race, so the hysteria of the Apocalypse brought the Apocalypse.
Or... Chuck Norris will Chuck Norris us all to Chuck Norris...
"Jesus is always the answer." - People who drift off in Sunday School.