see you, space cowboy.
>Realize that we're almost definitely fucked.
Long live the New Bev.
Champion of Io!
Skiller 2: (5) You dash up and swing your branch at this oddly-familiar person, whacking them right in the head.
Savaget 1337: (2) A strangely familiar person runs up to you with a branch and whacks you in the face with a stick. Ouch. You try to pull the dart out, but you are unable to, at least not without causing yourself quite a bit of pain.
Cathari Sarad: (4) Against all logic when compared to the common perception of unicorns, you climb onto the back of the unicorn and pat its side.
Black Mage Anolis: (6) With a resolve to stop the fire and nobly save your village, you lift up the bucket and give a mighty swing. The water that the bucket was filled to the brim to splashes everywhere, and all over the fire, finally putting it out and ending your endeavor. You'll be a hero! You cry in your head. But when you look in your hands, your bucket is gone. Well....
When you turn to your teammates, all of them are soaked in the water you swung everywhere. The two taller adventurers in particular look somewhat annoyed. Even worse, the bucket seems to have landed on Rzet's head. Whoops.
You can now see the marching band coming towards the graveyard.
Bacon Zorp: (N/A) All hope seems lost, yet you still feel that hope draining as the music of the funeral march gets louder, closer. Only a miracle can save you now, you seem to think.
And that miracle comes, but... well, Anolis managed to throw the bucket and still have fire be put out. But since the water went pretty much everywhere in the vicinity of the burning trees, everything in that area is soaked- including you and the other adventurers. In fact, the bucket Anolis threw? It landed on your head. Nice bucket hat, sir.
You can now see the funeral parade some towards the graveyard.
see you, space cowboy.
64th Successor
>Try for another double shot.
> Dodge ![[down]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_down.png "[down]"){kind=icon}
if my attack fails.
edited 24th Oct '16 3:10:15 PM by Savaget1337
If you have a problem with Hokuto then tell it to me!
The Sun’s Firstborn
>Throw the stick to the side and try to tackle Savaget.
> See where the unicorn takes me.
At the heart of the world...
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu—"
>Apologize to Rzet and say you're welcome.
see you, space cowboy.
>Quickly clean up the scene of the crime before the funeral arrives.
Long live the New Bev.
Champion of Io!
Savaget 1337: (1, 4) You decide to use that double-arrow trick you used earlier, since it seemed it would be useful. Sadly, the shot aimed at Skiller simply whizzes by his head, leaving him uninjured. Even worse, the the gnome managed to catch the arrow aimed at her- and return it to sender, hitting you in the shin. Ouch. Then Skiller attempts to tackle you, but you manage to get out of the way, letting him run into a lit lamppost, tipping it over.
Skiller 2: (6) Savaget loads two arrow into his longbow, and attempts to shoot at both you and the gnome. The arrow whizzes by your head, missing it by a whisker, while the gnome catches the arrow that came towards her, and threw it back at Savaget, hitting him in the shin. It seems that monk levels are useful after all. You toss your branch aside and charge at Savaget, but he moves out of the way, so you instead charge into a lamppost, tipping it over. Thing is, lampposts in this town are essentially candles on really long stands, and the buildings nearby are flammable, so do the math. To make things either worse or better, you hear-
Cathari Sarad: (N/A) The unicorn gallops right through the graveyard, and as you look back, it seems the bones are reassembling themselves. But no time for that, for off you are on a unicorn that may or may not be taking you to your doom.
In a short amount of time, you find yourself in what seems to be a farm- there are fields that seem to have been plowed some time ago. There are some pens, and a henhouse. In fact, you are sure you can hear the cries of farm animals, but so... ghostly. The unicorn stops right in from of a large barn and simply pauses, as if waiting.
Black Mage Anolis: (N/A)
Bacon Zorp: (3)
see you, space cowboy.
>Quickly finish up before anyone can see.
Long live the New Bev.
The Sun’s Firstborn
>Use this as a advantage, and pick up and swing the lamppost at Savaget.
64th Successor
>Avoid ![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
.
>Pull arrow out and run away.
If you have a problem with Hokuto then tell it to me!
the cake is an alternative fact
Afterwards enters the fray!
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
64th Successor
Welcome! You'll first have to select a race and class first, though.
edited 26th Oct '16 2:11:06 PM by Savaget1337
If you have a problem with Hokuto then tell it to me!
> Climb off the unicorn, slowly approach the barn, and see if I can hear anything inside.
the cake is an alternative fact
well shit idk, randomize it
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
At the heart of the world...
> Okay, then. Politely bid the goblin farewell for now and lightly abscond. Also, check up on that gift! Wanna make sure it isn't damaged.
Champion of Io!
Bacon Zorp: (4)
Skiller 2: (4) You realize the unintended potential of the broken lamppost and decide to take a swing at your opponent- ignoring that the guards are coming and may get the wrong idea as well as the faint smell of smoke that knocking over the lamppost may or may not have caused. Success- your post swings right into Savaget's gut, knocking him over. He responds by pulling out the arrow in this leg, getting up and running off. You can hear the sound of hoof-beats not too far away- and coming closer.
Savaget 1337: (2, 4) You attempt to get out of the way of a lamppost coming your way, but to no luck. You get hit in the gut by a large post, knocking you over. Ouch. You do manage to pull out the arrow in your leg and get away, past the overworld point, getting away safely. Whoever those guards are, they seem scary.
Cathari Sarad: (1) You attempt to climb off the unicorn to explore around the barn... but while you attempt to climb off, you accidentally lightly knee the unicorn in the stomach. In response, the unicron freaks out, bucks and rears and whinnies, then runs you over with a sickening 'pop' in your knee and runs away from the barn. Ouch. As it runs off, you're absolutely sure you can hear it giggling cheekily to itself as it gives a horsey snort.
Afterwards:
> Heduth Anvildelver,
> Race: Dwarf
> Class: Fighter
> Current Location: Overworld point. You see some guy run past you. It is currently early evening.
Black Mage Anolis: (5)
edited 27th Oct '16 4:18:48 PM by BlizzardeyeWonder
Oh look, a ghost!
The Sun’s Firstborn
>Use my thief senses and escape through the alleys.
64th Successor
>Head to the barn.
edited 27th Oct '16 4:50:37 PM by Savaget1337
If you have a problem with Hokuto then tell it to me!
At the heart of the world...
>Keep a mental note of that, but otherwise, try to find the one who I'll give this little trinket to. He's a small fella, about yea tall, and on the cusp of the cusp of adolescence. (The repeated phrase is intentional.)
edited 27th Oct '16 3:43:06 PM by BlackMageAnolis
the cake is an alternative fact
follow the guy
(also savaget did you need to tell me something? i got your summons but it looks like you edited out)
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
see you, space cowboy.
>With a look like that, there's no way she isn't important. Whatever, she's not an important step for now. Approach the party and let them know it's all ready.
Long live the New Bev.
> See if I can lodge/force my knee/leg back into place.
>Take bucket of water and throw it in fire.
>Wait, no, the water, not the whole—