Damn Fine Troper
"You need to get laid"
"Fuck me then"
"Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it. Don't wait for it. Just let it happen."
"Been there; done that."
The Shadows Devour You.
Please don't. The idea of more of you existing makes me weep for humanity.
edited 27th Sep '10 9:24:59 AM by GameChainsaw
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.
Okay, so I need to get laid. Got any vodka? I'm not fucking you sober. That would scar me for life.
...
What? So, your girlfriend hasn't told you where she slept last night?
Awkward.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
You.. you could have been more subtle about wanting to fuck me! *blushes*
82123
Well, you need to get better insults.
oh, that's why I need this binary mind // ⌘Not now, honey. There are children present.
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
Forum lurking fox
Eh?? What? o///o;; I mean, As if you're getting any.
Sonic hates SOPAExcellent idea. So, who are we going to gang rape?
"No copyright law in the universe is going to stop me!" ~ Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic Colours
You know. I know you do
Quoth my Grandpa: "I don't want to sit down or lay down. I will stand up, you bastard son of a gorilla."
Forums: stupid, annoying, and addicting.
THIS SHIP IS NOT YET FINISHED SAILING.
I need a comeback, I'll just go wipe it off your mom's chin.
Dumbo
Sapient Blob of Tofu
My usual comeback for people saying I'm gay also works for this situation:
Bend over, and I'll fuck you up the arse.
Again with the data mining, dear Aunt?
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
The next time your mother asks for a "Mr. Woodcock", tell her I'll be in town all week.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
Permanently Banned
Are you offering?
Requiem ~ September 2010 - October 2011 [Banned 4 Life]
Okay *licks lips*
A Pheasant Experience
I don't need to get laid, you just need to raise your standards.
And "Reality" is unveiled. What did it want...? What did it see...? What did it hear...? What did it think...? What did it do...?
Gristknife
Yeah, but the prostitute needs to get paid.
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
The Shadows Devour You.
(Raises eyebrow) Is that an offer?
(Works best on an insecure straight member of the same sex.)
The term "Great Man" is disturbingly interchangeable with "mass murderer" in history books.
Only Sane Fox
I think you have your pronouns mixed up.
Accidental mistakes are forgivable, intentional ones are not.
o hai
Why say so to a mirror?
If people learned from their mistakes, there wouldn't be this thing called bad habits.
Well, I'm sorry not everyone is as big a whore as you. I'll try harder next time, I promise.
Because, hey, it's worked so well for previous threads...
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable