Think up a question to the above answer

Hey, why are they making slaughterhouse five? Is four sequels not good enough for them?

Because I was too busy looking at Rule 34 material.

John, why didn't you get your goddamn work done today?

Trust me, it'll work out in the long run.

Are you sure you should be mixing ammonia and bleach in that wine bottle?

Because I goddamn said so!

Why not?

There's no jets in the days of pirates, you idiot!

Wait, I thought this was a Cowboy Bebop tabletop RPG. You're telling me you didn't mean space pirates?

Because I put it there, and there's nothing you can do to stop me!

So, why aren't you cleaning up the banana peels? That's the third person to trip since lunch!

Fellows, please! I just pulled the tag off the mattress. C'mon!

Sir, are you aware that you've just committed a horrible felony?

Well, I thought it looked cool.

Why did you put the pen, the pineapple, and the apple in the pen?

Look, YOU try using my super serum to become Undyne. That's pretty hard, what with all the crazed fanboys chasing after me.

To be honest, that doesn't look very sanitary. Are you sure it works?

Since when were you the one in control?

Hey you! Yes you! Stop doing that and get back to work!

I'm going back to the dance dance dance floor! Going back to the dance dance dance floor.

Hey man, what is your plans for tonight?

I have been dreaming about your dear soft, warm hands, I am awaiting with impatience the time when I can sit near you and kiss them but pray keep your promise you gave me always to give me alone the soft inside of your hand to kiss, but of course you keep this as a secret for yourself.

So, is it true you think I'm a total hottie?

Nope, I kill the bus driver.

Okay, so I'll kill the bus driver, you dispose of the kindergartners. Got it?

Only if you go first.

Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier.

Would you do something that stupid if I did it?

I'm going on Mr. Bones' Wild Ride, you wanna come?

Please kill me now.

So, what do you think of The Emoji Movie?

That's why I stopped going on Deviantart.

edited 30th May '17 1:55:58 PM by CyberController

What do you think of all that NSFW art?

Of course I'd have been able to make a circus tent out of a pile of dirt and a soda can!

Did someone really try to draw Oogie Boogie extra thicc?

There really is a picture on Deviantart like that. It doesn't contain anything blatantly NSFW, but I'm kinda afraid to link it here anyway.

You need proper building materials. Don't you know you can't just build a circus tent out of the stuff lying on the ground?

But I must. It's so cute.

edited 30th May '17 2:36:21 PM by DrNoPuma

You do know it's a bad idea to pet a bear cub right in front of its mom?

She just watched Dragonball Evolution

Why is that anime fan so sad?

Mackerel at 4:20!

When are we eating dinner?

Hey, it could be Stardust Crusaders. Lighten up.

The key to the darkness of the hearts of all... do you know what it could be?

What the fu-- BOOOOOOOOOOM

...Hey, bastard! (Produces a missile launcher and pulls the trigger)

...How about you say hello to this? (Fires)

...Sometimes I wonder why I put up with you.

So, how was my driving? Did the whole thing blindfolded just like the internet said!

Wait! Wait! wait! Let's talk about this a seco—

Any last words, you miserable piece of trash?

I'll only admit to being responsible for one of the murders. The rest weren't me this time!