my current job
Why are you sulking in the corner?
There's going to be intense fighting. Get the pacifist.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Why are you putting on armor? It's just a presidential debate!
I just wish I didn't have hooves.
Will somebody PLEASE cue that boid?
Unreasonably Quirky
How's your life been going since that wizard turned you into a pegasus?
Just throw a stone at it and see what happens.
I love to learn, I love to yearn, and most of all... I love to make money.
watermelon
Uh, how are we going to stop that giant rampaging dragon?
No, no, the other way! You're meant to hold it the other way!
current jam | avi
What comes up
Ugh, why is my hand bleeding? The sahdy guy told me this was the correct way to hold a knife!
If I want to listen to Hi-Fi Raver, then I'm going to fucking listen to it!
"So I'm going to be a hero. I'll make that money...So that my mom and dad can have easier lives!"Did you just kill the DJ?! Why?!
Well, at first I thought it was the one holding a bloody knife and laughing... but his alibi is pretty solid.
Will somebody PLEASE cue that boid?
Of all the four suspects here, why do you charge this cute little puppy guilty of murder?!
Oh, you know, just postponing the eventual heat death of the universe.
Twitter/Instagram: anzasquiddles. Deviantart: anzahanifathallah.
Hey there, why are you messing with magical girls?
VIVA LA REVOLUTION. Yes, you can quote me for saying that.
The King Without a Kingdom
What is your favorite quote?
I am a stegosaurus!
It's been 3000 years…Why did you just stomp on that little girl?!
Really? I could have sworn there were two...
Will somebody PLEASE cue that boid?
Studious Girl
Hey have you met the new velociraptor? He can be pretty dangerous when spooked, so make sure you don't let him out of your sight!
Just think of it as a chance to reinvent yourself!
edited 25th Feb '17 7:22:53 AM by Cailleach
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Have you seen my three dead bodies? They should be laying around somewhere.
Why'd you burn all of my documents that prove i'm a Legal US citizen?!
Well, let's just say that making a Sentry that shoots Mini-Sentries wasn't exactly the best idea. It was still kick-ass though.
edited 25th Feb '17 7:16:53 AM by Jaxfirebus
WHY ARE SO MANY TINY TURRETS HITTING MY FACE?
Hey, being mugged is a tourist tradition!
edited 25th Feb '17 8:14:13 AM by RandomWriter413
Braids From S286 Not Included
PIANO! (Piano Drop) Whose idea was this?!
Welp, whatever floats your boat.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
...
I've got some ice blocks here, will these help?
edited 25th Feb '17 8:28:04 AM by StarAndroidJaguar
...Should I dye my giraffe pink or green?
He's my favorite Pokemon.
Will somebody PLEASE cue that boid?
Wait, we are supposed to get to the tower and escape, right? What are you doing making out with the fish guard, again?
edited 25th Feb '17 8:54:57 AM by anza_sb
Twitter/Instagram: anzasquiddles. Deviantart: anzahanifathallah.
my current job
Can you not teach us Japanese history today, please?
Hey, my parents are both math geeks and it kinda rubbed off on me.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Studious Girl
Why in the world would you start working on a second "new and improved" Manhattan Project?
Just pretend it's your birthday
edited 25th Feb '17 10:08:06 AM by Cailleach
What comes up
Why are their naked chicks in my house?
Nevvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvver!
"So I'm going to be a hero. I'll make that money...So that my mom and dad can have easier lives!"
Can you lick the pile of fecal matter over there?
What have you done!? You've doomed us all!
The League of Heroes
Studious Girl
Is it okay that I bought 2% milk instead of whole?
Don't worry, I made the same mistakes when I was your age
So, how'd that final exam go? You think you did well?
I was stupid... So stupid...
edited 19th Feb '17 2:52:16 PM by Wixelt
Crane your neck and you shall see, the outside of reality.