Puma, the cops are still looking for that missing baby endangered animal you stole! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?
On the plus side, the cops would never expect us to hide in the backseat of their police car. It's brilliant!
What comes up
Why did you think hiding in a police car while the police are on a manhunt for us was a good idea?
Look, I just wanted to prove dragons are real, so I broke into the government facility and let it free.
edited 20th Jul '16 11:58:36 AM by Superjohn
"So I'm going to be a hero. I'll make that money...So that my mom and dad can have easier lives!"
my current job
WHY DID YOU TERRORIZE THE ENTIRETY OF NEW ENGLAND?!
No, he just likes to drink the blood of Catholic nuns!
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Okay, I'll try it your way for once
i think your cat got out of the lead cast again, it was broken when i found… why is your shirt red around the shoulder? the mole people are back, aren't they?
because your mom triggered the trap on the front door.
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!
Destroyer of worlds.
Why does the universe feel better today?
I sent them some flowers.
Is not impressed.
Asgore Adopts Noelle
So, what'd you do to that lady who's baby you killed?
Nah, I could tell she was a witch the whole time.
Was it because of the warts and the demonic chanting?
Hey, when you're given a giant robot, you immediately become Final Boss material, even if you were supposed to use it for something else. Jail time was worth it.
I told you throwing police cars around was a bad idea. Why didn't you listen to me?
Hold on, let me get my clown suit.
Will somebody PLEASE cue that boid?
Red Like Santa
How can we make our sex life more interesting?
That is why you don't watch Adam Sandler movies.
Now known as Cyber Controller
Destroyer of worlds.
Why is there an ocean of puke in my living room?
You can't have her.
Is not impressed.
Dread Pirate Captain
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x2 Oh God, what happened to my best buddy Jack and his girlfriend?!
Can I adopt one of your pet bear's cubs?
Because government property really isn't the best place to build a race course.
edited 25th Aug '16 10:09:51 PM by DarkDestruction
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
Mona Megistus!
You veto'd my proposal for the Area 51 2024 Olympics! Why would you even consider such a thing?
I don't know, maybe they do.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!
In love with an Uptown Girl
How on earth did my lifetime supply of ketchup, hotdogs, hamburgers, and pizza disappear? What, did they just call home to warn everyone else that humans eat food?
Sounds like TV Tropes, alright.
Please allow me to introduce myself, I am a man of wealth and taste. Nice to meet you, hope you can guess my name.
*Vague plotting intensifies*
How does someone think potholing an entire article is a good idea!?
A cross between Cthulhu, a mastodon, and Kirby. With a bit of salt.
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
What are you cooking up in the Gene Splicery Spicery kitchen tonight?
I'll tell him about the pancake fiasco when I see him at school— it's really not something one should talk about over the phone.
Destroyer of worlds.
Are you going to tell him about how you killed his mom with a pancake?
No one should ever NEED a surface-to-air-missile!
Is not impressed.
*Vague plotting intensifies*
Hey, how do I defend my 72nd amendment right to a surface to air missile?
Yes, but you have to admit that Bowser would make a great president.
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
Did you make a wish to bring EVERY VIDEO GAME VILLAIN TO LIFE? BECAUSE APPARENTLY, WISH GRANTED.
No, it was your sister, silly.
What comes up
Did you have sex with my mom?
well being a guard at Arkham Asylum does decrease your life span....
"So I'm going to be a hero. I'll make that money...So that my mom and dad can have easier lives!"
Red Like Santa
Why did Joe just kneel over right now?
Well, still a better love story then Twilight
Now known as Cyber Controller
Destroyer of worlds.
She stabbed him with a spork. He stole her car. Their entire relationship was based purely on how much they actively loathed one another. Why would you think it was romantic?
I'm sure that'll wash right out.
Is not impressed.
*Vague plotting intensifies*
Were you the one who put centaur blood in all my t shirts?
Yeah, but then Darth Vader ate him.
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
What comes up
DID DARH VADER TURN INTO A FUCKING SCORPION?
Sure it was a little overkill, but we now know she is 100% dead.
"So I'm going to be a hero. I'll make that money...So that my mom and dad can have easier lives!"
Mona Megistus!
Did you just bite that woman's spinal cord out and chew it up?
It should be obvious at a glance I've seen some fucked up shit in my time.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!
Are you sure the guy you hate will get struck by lightning?
I just put it in the blender, problem solved.
Will somebody PLEASE cue that boid?