A Game of Gods: A Multiversal Challenge

"No way Bugboy. Like I said, I don't care about you in the slightest."

In fact, I would likely have kept attacking him had Omega not manifested.

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.

"I realize that."

All hell broke loose. As much as he hated Saren, he realized that they didn't have time for this.

"Enough! As much as we may despise Saren, he's right. These beings are messing with every single one of us. If we want to escape, we need to cooperate...sadly." He shot a glare at Saren.

Then Omega came out of nowhere. Jorge sighed. "Great...another one. What do you want?"

edited 17th Nov '10 11:19:20 AM by Nimitz

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Deidara sighed and rubbed his ear in pain. In his hand and tossed up and down a little clay figure of a bird and said "If everyone doesn't calm down then I'll have to step in, hmmm."

-The floor continues to shift, immense cracks spidering across it-

DON'T BE A FOOL! THEY ARE THE ENEMY, NOT ANY OF US!

-He looks around for the voice, looking murderous-

edited 17th Nov '10 11:20:27 AM by Colonial1.1

Proud member of the IAA What's the point of being grown up if you can't act childish?

"Worry not," boomed Omega to Craft. "You're quite safe from that particular Omega here.."

Formerly known as Crow T. Robot.

"Preferably, we'll get introductions done before the next challenge starts, so we're not all running around like chickens with our heads cut off," Gordon said, looking around at the other challengers.

"Now, first an explanation of what's going on."

He'd been so distracted he'd barely noticed Omega.

"...Well this is new."

edited 17th Nov '10 11:21:26 AM by AnnoR

"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."

To be honest, I already considered Saren a fool. You can't fight these sorts of things. Not really. I know, I've tried. It doesn't work. You just end up squashed like a bug. Or an oversized bug-man, in Saren's case.

"One thing, though- apparently the eldest goat is the bastard child of Muhammad Ali and the Hulk." ~ Exelixi, on The Three Billy Goats Gruff.

Ravage was about to pounce on samus, but stopped at Gordon's noisemaker. Much as he might hate to admit, the human had a point.

"I suppose introductions are in order," he rasped. "Covert Agent Ravage of the Predacon Secret Police. Names and rank/occupation, now."

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Lambda nodded, folding his arms over his chest. "I MUST ADMIT, YOU DID MAKE AN INTERESTING CHOICE OLD FRIEND; I FOUND IT RATHER INTERESTING HOW HER BEHAVIOUR CHANGED DURING ENDLESS BLUE."

A pause. :"PITY SHE DIED IN MY CHALLENGE."

edited 17th Nov '10 11:25:19 AM by SullenFrog

The Danse Macabre Codex

Isaac sighed. He was surrounded by crazy people with suicidal tendencies...good thing some of them seemed to have more sense...

Saren, if you insist on planning their downfall, I suggest doing it when they're not in front of you.

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"What?" said Hahli, now thoroughly alarmed by this prospect. "What are you... are you saying that I..."

"At any rate, I shan't trifle you any longer," Omega said to the assembled Champions. The next Challenge is due to start soon, and it is quite interesting indeed..."

With that, he disappeared instantaneously, as if he had never been there.

Formerly known as Crow T. Robot.

-samus lowered her cannon, then looked at Kirby-

You know me? No matter, will some-one explain what's going on? Or I'm gonna start getting angry.

-the arm cannon sparks as she switches it to missiles-

Ashe? Really? Sad Little Try-hard.

"...T-thank goodness..." Craft was evidently relieved by not having to deal with the God of Destruction. "So, why have you decided to reveal yourselves?" he asked, his voice hardening.

Locking you up on radar since '09

Jorge groaned. "Why must they be so damn enigmatic...right. If we can all act in a civilized manner for a few seconds, let's introduce ourselves. I am SPARTAN-052, of the United Nations Space Command...but you may call me Jorge."

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"They're gone, reploid," Ravage pointed out.

The Danse Macabre Codex

"Alright, so here's the jist of things. That big guy back there is one of this group of people who got really bored one day and ripped us out of out home dimension. So now, we're being forced to compete in challenges for their entertainment," Gordon explained.

"Dr. Gordon Freeman, by the way," he introduced himself. "Theoretical Physicist and alien exterminator extroadinare."

"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."

Kirby didn't like being on the receiving end of those attacks. At least, if those dreams were like what was happening here...

"Boyo?" <You don't remember? Captain Falcon? Fox? Ness? Bowser? Pikachu?>

Kirby shrugged. "Boyo, boy boy boyo." <Kirby, Star Warrior and future saviour of Pop Star.>

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"Evii is right though" -Saturn "I didn't know you were a bitch Evii." -Lior Val

"Hahli," said the Toa, "Toa Mahri of Water."

Formerly known as Crow T. Robot.

-Saren settles back down, panting; a reddish spark to his eyes-

They know already. After what they did, I'm not going forgive them. Ever.

-The room shifts, back to the old Presidium viewpoint-

Saren Arterius, SPECTRE Agent.

-PHANTOM activates, displaying the roster information-

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Proud member of the IAA What's the point of being grown up if you can't act childish?

Deidara put the clay bird back in his pouch as he said "Deidara, Missing Ninja and member of the Akatsuki."

No... I don't remember much...

Ashe? Really? Sad Little Try-hard.

Craft paused.

"...Curses. They must have teleported out just as I was asking them the question."

He turned to the others, cape billowing slightly.

"Greetings. I am Craft of the Einherjar Eight Warriors - their Commander, to be exact. We are a Neo Arcadian unit."

Locking you up on radar since '09

Why are we here? I've never met any of you. I've not even heard of any of you.

edited 17th Nov '10 11:31:57 AM by Meta-ridley

Ashe? Really? Sad Little Try-hard.

Gordon sighed.

"I'm not surprised, seeing as we're all from different dimensions. We're here because the gods got bored, basically."

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"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."

"The feeling is mutual," Ravage growled. "You'd best get used to it."

The Danse Macabre Codex

What do we do then? I'm sure there's more to this than just locking us up.

-Samus walks towards the rest of the characters, losing the previous tension in her body. However she still, keeps a very close eye on Ravage and Saren-

edited 17th Nov '10 11:36:12 AM by Meta-ridley

Ashe? Really? Sad Little Try-hard.