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The State of Washington does not exist.:

It's all a lie propagated by the United States in order to confuse the rest of the world! In reality, the entire area is a massive government facility controlled by the Illuminati who are in turn working for the Knights Templar.

The American people have become so talented at maintaining the charade that not even Canada suspects something is amiss.

Anyone claiming to be from Washington is a government agent.

edited 26th Aug '10 6:10:22 PM by Pentadragon

 2 Tzetze, Thu, 26th Aug '10 5:58:41 PM from a converted church in Venice, Italy
DUMB
Can't argue with that logic!
dense
Then where's Microsoft?
act a fool | I love you, Central Avenue.
Don't you see?

MICROSOFT IS THE FACILITY.

Dun Dun Dun.

edited 26th Aug '10 6:05:58 PM by Pentadragon

I thought the state of Washington was between gas and plasma.

Guess the scientists were lying, just like when they said the LHC won't kill us all.
Then what's to the north of the Columbia River, hmm?
 
Chilling with my niece
Canada, of course. Or maybe its that city that doesn't exist in Germany (whose name I can't recall) is up there.

 8 Star Kindler, Thu, 26th Aug '10 10:59:36 PM from Here, of course
But I've been there. Repeatedly. Like, over half of my family lives there.

I think you've got Washington mixed up with WYOMING.
C'est la vie.
Chilling with my niece
No, Wyoming exists. What do you think props Montana up?

I will grant that nothing actually is in Wyoming, so I can see where confusion comes from, but the state does physically exist.

dense
Except Yellowstone.
act a fool | I love you, Central Avenue.
 11 Gelzo, Thu, 26th Aug '10 11:07:40 PM from the vault
Gerald Zosewater
Well played gentlemen. Your locations have been tracked through your IP. Agents have been dispatched to neutralize you.

Have a nice day. smile
Ruining everything forever.
I don't exist either.
dense
And neither does Washington, DC.

So what's our national capitol now? Philadelphia?
act a fool | I love you, Central Avenue.
 14 Scholastica, Thu, 26th Aug '10 11:25:34 PM from The Golden State
Many Faces
Orgeon also does not exist.
The flowershop gig wasn't enough to pay for my videogames.
Butbutbut Oregon Country! 54 40 Or Fight! The Oregon Trail! Oregon Trail! sad
 
dense
If Oregon doesn't exist, tell me where the hell Cow and Chicken go for their spontaneous family vacations.
act a fool | I love you, Central Avenue.
 17 Gelzo, Fri, 27th Aug '10 12:39:11 AM from the vault
Gerald Zosewater
"Oregon" is a euphemism for rape.

Butbutbut Rape Country! 54 40 Or Fight! The Rape Trail! Rape Trail!

Heh.

edited 27th Aug '10 12:40:18 AM by Gelzo

Ruining everything forever.
I've been to Washington... although that could've just been an hallucination...

I've had this (joking) theory with my friends for years that Delaware doesn't actually exist. I've managed to get a lot of people thinking I might be onto something since I'll ask things like "who have you ever met from Delaware" and no one knows (and no Joe Biden doesn't count he lived in Pennsylvania).
 
 20 Hungry Joe, Tue, 9th Nov '10 1:16:57 PM from Under the Tree
Gristknife
Rhode Island exists, but it's size is greatly misrepresented, it's actually the largest state by volume, but because of the space folding, it itself fits into one of the tanks at the Mystic Aquariam.
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
 21 lee4hmz, Tue, 9th Nov '10 2:09:55 PM from Giant Not-A-Base
Lurks too much
Washington, DC exists, but the area surrounding it doesn't. It's allegedly somewhere in California.
Taking suggestions for a new sig. PM me or something!
 22 Tangent 128, Tue, 9th Nov '10 2:24:20 PM from Virginia Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
It's North Dakota that doesn't exist. South Dakota just adopted a misleading prefix to its name to be stylish.

Washington used to be a sham, but they procedurally generated an artificial landscape back in '91 and stealthily transplanted several cities in over the next few years, while the inhabitants were distracted by Super Bowl commercials.
Conversation is a contact sport.
 23 Tzetze, Tue, 9th Nov '10 2:25:24 PM from a converted church in Venice, Italy
DUMB
Huh. That would explain how my friend got that HDTV and super-expensive sound system a few years back.
 24 Eldritch Blue Rose, Tue, 9th Nov '10 3:36:57 PM from A Really Red Room
The Puzzler
Seattle is in Washington State and I was briefly in Seattle, therefore Washington State does exist.

edited 9th Nov '10 3:41:00 PM by EldritchBlueRose

So now I know that my lack of success in college is due to ADD — or sleep apnea. I need to do a sleep study some time.
 25 Tzetze, Tue, 9th Nov '10 3:39:14 PM from a converted church in Venice, Italy
DUMB
The first clause begs the question.
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