So who reads DMFA?

Clerk: "This location is awesome!"

Let's face it, having Destania so close to you was probably not the best move, Biggs. I get it, friends close enemies closer yada yadda but come on, if you've noticed that files are missing than she's obviously getting careless by now.

Ambaaaarrrghhh is totally right, Abel is The Worst.

Hey! I'm in Abel's camp! Bran and muesli rusks trump choc-chip ones any day of the week!

It seems the title of The Worst has multiple titleholders.

Ok how long has passed since that was first referenced?

Long edit: Finally found it. Over 900 pages and 8 years ago.

edited 13th Oct '14 8:51:23 AM by MajorTom

Huh. I'm almost certain that back when that strip was first uploaded, Abel said "Your mom was pregnant?" rather than "Your mom was still pregnant?" - gives a rather different meaning to his state of knowledge.

I must say I wasn't really expecting that thread to pop up again though.

At first I was surprised. Then I remembered how many sisters Jyraas had and asked "Wait, when is not pregnant? When does she have the time to not be in a motherly way?"

Breathing is for the weak!

Coming from a cubi, that's an interesting piece of advice.

Well played Abel, well played. That's how you get snobby Warp-Acis to get off their arse.

If that's the response to hats, I'd hate to think of the one to "shoes". o.O

Damn you TV you liar!

How they all got more Kangaroo and he got more rat is beyond me.

Hilarious though.

I would suggest dominant/recessive traits, but there's little point in overanalysing cross-species fantasy biology.

*Om nom nom*◊

I suspect what's-its-face's logic to be suspect.

Slightly flawed, most likely, yes.

Attention defici....oh hey hats!

Race card Devin? Really?

Pfftt, that's such a hilarious concept.

It's only racist when they try reviving them, right?

Start the clock, this will take a while...

This is ground control to Major Tom, the clock has started. Estimated time for undead diatribe? 3 hours. Time until Devin meets Abel? Never.

Current maturity level: 5 years old.