I'm honestly at a total loss with that comment. It's like he was inventing reasons to get pissed off about possibly the most innocuous fic I've seen in a long time.

I stumbled across a fic that's basically a log of Shepard and Garrus's extranet messaging after the events of the first game. Highlights include Shepard getting Garrus a dextro-amino birthday cake, frequent jokes on Shepard's inability to drive the Mako in any sane fashion, Garrus punching out a coworker while drunk because the coworker called Shepard a "tentacle-loving slut, " and Garrus discovering the purpose of a Christmas sweater.

Link's here if anyone wants to read it.

Ahh, fanfiction. I never understood the appeal of you one bit.

So, back to that Mom Effect thing... is she on acid?

I would say yes.

She's on awesome.

Actually, I think she's on "don't give a fuck." She's said that sci-fi isn't her thing, so she just doesn't really care what's going on.

I am seriously afraid to know what will happen when that lady goes through ME 2.

Everyone is going to DIE.

I just love how her son(?) all but begs the mom to get into the lore and subplots, but she only cares about Kaiden's money and killing.

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I still wish this mom was my mom.

I still think that this mom is not a suitable guardian.

I'm pretty sure the son is an adult. And presumably, not too messed up.

Edit: They've barely started, and already she hates Miranda.

edited 16th Apr '12 6:12:18 PM by Tiamatty

This mom should not be allowed to write anything ever.

Well, at least she has some redeeming features.

If you mean Miranda, then apparently you've never talked to half the fandom.

edited 16th Apr '12 6:33:26 PM by CPFMfan

Hell yes someone else who hates that bitch.

I like Miranda. Partly for the reason the mom hates her.

Dat Ass.◊

edited 16th Apr '12 6:38:32 PM by Tiamatty

I hate miranda in her default outfit, but as soon as I change her to her black outfit, I don't hate her anymore.

I don't like her white outfit, I like her black one... But that's just because I prefer the black/gold over the white/gold color scheme...

But, can someone seriously explain to me the problem with Miranda's outfit? I mean, the part about the implications made by every character that talks about her that her breasts are going to pop out at any moment. It seems like they had this concept art in place, and then changed it without changing the dialogue at all...

It's especially jarring if you are still hearing it after you acquire Samara...

her default outfit looks like a fricken quilt, that's the problem. it's got that whole hexagon thing going on. What, was it made by Bounty? Super absorbent uniform!

Super absorbent, eh? Quick, we need to set up a wet uniform contest to test this theory!

edited 16th Apr '12 6:55:29 PM by HibernoBrony

My issue with Miranda's outfit is that it's ugly.

Hexagons are so last year, girlfriend.

My issue with Miranda is that we can't throw it out of the airlock.

I do wish there were more options to simply tell everyone to fuck off.

You can do it in Dragon Age.

So... your issue with Miranda is that you are baby?

I can live with that.

edited 16th Apr '12 7:09:17 PM by fakeangelbr

No, I am not baby. Nor am I a baby.

edited 16th Apr '12 7:40:57 PM by CPFMfan