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edited 25th Mar '13 6:59:33 AM by KillerClowns
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Colonel Barry Smith: AND WHAT DO WE DO?
Everyone: FIGHT FOREVER! Yes, it's hamtacular. But damn if it isn't awesome.
edited 6th Apr '13 8:46:14 PM by Gaon
God grunted. "Now is not the time, Lucifer. We have other shit to get to."
"Yeah, but you were still a jerk. All-forgiving my ass."
"I am all-forgiving!" God said, offended.
"Bullshit!" Satan shouted. "What about Adam and Eve?"
"YOU told them to rebel!" God replied.
"You knew they would! You're all-knowing!" Satan retorted.
"I limit it now." God said. "Besides, free will."
"Free will!" Satan scoffed. "Like that would've stopped you from stopping them."
"I mean, here we are. Two humans. You have ultimate power over them. So you say to them: 'eat everything but this' and then I come along in the form of a serpent with the voice of reason, and they rebel. If you are all-knowing, you'd have never made the serpent. If you are all-forgiving, you would've have forgiven their transgression, seeing as I caused it in the first place, and if you were omnipotent, then what the hell were you doing with just two humans?! Why didn't you just make the Invincible Deathlords of Fuck You? You have the ability to play The Sims for fucking keeps! Don't waste it on them fucktards!"
"Because, Mr. Lucifer." God stated. "I had to make a point. If they wanted to assert their independence, then they cannot expect me to provide for them."
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