Umbrellas can have carbon fibre frames. And they can be left in strange places, like closed-off alleys between socrealistic buildings in the middle of downtown.

Why?

^^ You found an umbrella somewhere.

When I was in first grade, my teacher had a nervous breakdown and couldn't teach half the year. That's not the thing I didn't know. The thing I didn't know is that my friend Veronica and I were light-years ahead of the rest of the class, and used the opportunity to teach them all about (among other things) anatomy.

._.

You don't know?

..er?

The French word for catapult means "fling-rock".

On meth and the armed forces: I know Hitler was on it. Hardly the only thing in his system though.

Sulfuric acid is the most commonly produced chemical.

Bees can be hermaphrodites. It shouldn't happen and it's rare, but it does happen.

@Tzetze: ...uh, she did that because she had a nervous breakdown? Yes I came here from Odd Confessions.

Nonono, my teacher left from a breakdown, and in the chaos of the substitute's reign my friend and I were teaching stuff.

Oh. That's very different then. >_>; Uh, very different.

edited 8th Nov '09 3:14:41 PM by OuttaTheBLAM

I didn't know there was such a thing as Nihilist Chewing Gum. It has no flavor.

I also didn't know Matrix had a sister. If that's false, I didn't know Hastily Made Sockpuppet was a liar.

edited 8th Nov '09 5:33:19 PM by Zephid

That line bothered me, because of how wrong it is. Nihilism is not subjectivism.

edited 8th Nov '09 5:34:53 PM by Lucky Revenant

Matrix doesn't have a sister, does he?

He's an only child. Sometimes I wonder what he'd be like otherwise.

He'd probably be less into incest, for one.

Nihilism's a kind of extreme subjectivism, really. Besides, I'm not surprised the pop culture version is the basis for the chewing gum.

Also, if Hastily Made Sockpuppet is a liar, as you all are saying, that makes things even worse.

edited 8th Nov '09 5:59:06 PM by Zephid

I'm pretty sure that could fall under existential nihilism.

Ewwwww

Having siblings, the idea squicks me. A lot. (Considering my brother is 10), not that any other age would make it less disgusting.

edited 8th Nov '09 6:09:32 PM by OuttaTheBLAM

IIRC, Hastily's first post was immediately after Matrix posted the phrase "Next person to post is Matrix's sister! :D" or some such.

The Ferrari F355C is naturally-aspirated, and thus, in the game Forza Motorsport 3, it can be used in races where your competitors are using E- and D-class cars.

not it's first post, but one of them, HMSP's first post came about when discussing sockpuppets.

I agree with Bobby G!

I'm in the process of learning about Kabbalah. This is a long process and will extend into tomorrow. I really only know now what the Sefirot is.

Matrix is just lonely and wishes he had a sister to pal around with, and expresses it through sex because being affectionate to someone he's not sexually attracted to squicks him.