Das kann doch nicht sein!
Challenge what now? All I wanted was some free mp3s!
So um... Do I get superpowers from this and return home or am I stuck here until I beat an evil program?
Not here, look elsewhere
PORN!
An useless name, a forsaken connection.
(Suddenly pop-ups appear in the air and begin swooping down on us...)
Gah! Ads! If only I had some sort of weapon...
Computer Voice: You have received the Cursorshot Pistol! Fire clicks at the X buttons of ads For Massive Damage!
Ooh, neat. -shoots the ads-
(However, it quickly becomes apparent that shooting the ad's actual image rather than the X button causes them to multiply...)
Uh oh.
edited 29th Apr '10 12:25:59 AM by iTroper
Fear me
-looks around-
Hi. -shooting ad close buttons- I think that's the last of the ads. So... -looks at Chabal 2's username- How did you get here, Chabal?
Fear me
Oh, I was looking to add a few examples to a page, the accursed database chose that moment to strike. It pulled me in here, and now I'm in here until arbitrarily released. It hates me you know.
Yeah, that database is annoying sometimes. I'm iTroper, by the way. Since this has happened before, do you know a way out of here?
Fear me
Usually some kind of horrible monster comes to eat you until you kill it, sometimes you get trapped in an endless maze until eternity, sometimes you wait a few minutes (that only ever happens on warm Saturdays whose date is a multiple of 8, though).
gtfo Steve
(looks around) ...Huh. VB.Net must have forgotten to parse that Divide By Zero error.
be warned, user is known affectionately as The Sneakiest Bastard
Great, so we're gonna be here awhile. Hey, it's some sort of digital shopkeeper!
NPC: Hello! Please take a look at my wares!
Sure. What have you got?
NPC: Hello! Please take a look at my wares!
Oh.
—
Cursorshot Pistol - free
Ye Flask - 999999999999999999999999999 x infinity
Escape Mechanism - 999999999999999999999999999 x infinity
—
Well that was pointless.
TA CUTEST THING AROUND
-is running from ads-HEEEEELP DX-trips-someone help me im to weak and powerless
prepare for bullet hell
Fwomph
-Walks out of the shadows, places a small card on the shop table, takes Ye Flask, walks back into shadows-
It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
Be green.
-runs-AAAAAAH THERES ADS AFTER ME
I am bad at picking things.
Sorceress Bookwench
I have adblock, you can't harm me. Now where can I find a weapon...
Everything happens for a reason. The reason is a chaotic intersection of chance and the laws of physics.
Be green.
o-o-hides in anti virus box-
edited 23rd Nov '10 3:52:25 PM by queenofdarkness
I am bad at picking things.
One just might
Found a 3D graphic model of a space fighter. Climb in, test weapon. This could be fun. Fly away.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?
I was playing an RPG and landed here? Luckly I'm immune to viruses, Firefox FTW
In an anime, I'll be the Tsundere Dark Magical Girl who likes purple MY own profile is actually HERE!
Be green.
guys i saw a virus earlyer
I am bad at picking things.
Former*2 Disaster Magnet
[RubyPikachu wakes up in cyberspace.]
...o_o
What did I ever do to deserve this ;w;
The Leading Man
Just a second guys, I have to install adblocker!
Against all tyrants.
Be green.
-puts ruby in anti virus box-dont worry ill protect you ^^
I am bad at picking things.
Former*2 Disaster Magnet
...while I'm in here (protected of course) I might as well do this
/inventory
Random Number Predictor: Has... many uses. =w=
Random Button: May cause Bob-Ombs to rain, make Master Hand appear, or make the user explode.
What do you mean that's all I have in my inventory?! >:U
Be green.
here-gives clicker gun-it shoots arrows
I am bad at picking things.
-looks around- Cool, everything is so TRON-like!