I am vexed!
(Protag gets called out and told to step in line)
Protag: The only edict I follow is my fist.
Replace with "gun" if you like, or "sword" for pre-Modern eras.
Swordsman Troper — Reclaiming The Blade — Watch
It's been done before, and in a Narmy context.
"The only edict I serve is my fist." Said Garfield as he walked out with intentions.
Well, not exactly. One word off, but close enough.
So probably don't go with "fist". But you did ask for funny...
edited 30th Dec '11 8:23:13 PM by chihuahua0
...How in the name of all that is good and holy do you even know about that?
Anyway, to be perfectly frank I think any attempt to deliver a one-liner like this entirely seriously is going to come off as a bit narmy. They've just been made fun of too much. So I wouldn't worry about any particular line coming off wrong like that.
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"It Just Awes Me". Although it's a bit slow, I frequent there. In one thread, that fan-fic was linked. Several days later, a page was created for it.
edited 30th Dec '11 9:11:41 PM by chihuahua0
Dropout w/ bong in hand
-blows off a guy's leg- "You don't have a leg to stand on!"
-kicks a guy into a freezer- "Stay frosty!"
-kills a guy with a bomb- "At least you can go out with a bang!"
That's all the Bond One-Liners I can think of for now.
Insert vaguely inspirational quote here.
The thing with the red gold crown.
"Here's a bullet looking at you"
"I'll let you live if you do something for me. Tell Lucifer I'm coming for him.", shoots guy
Shoots guy, "Only an idiot uses...."
pushes trigger and building blows up, "Boom"
It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
The Resilient One
-looks at watch- "Well, you're time's up!" -shoots-
Even when your hope is gone, move along, move along just to make it through
"There's something on your face... pain!" Followed by a punch or whatever.
Chuck Norris jokes would be good inspiration I think.
Morituri te Salutamus
KVLFON
Who called for pancakes with a side order of beat-up?
Smear me the jam, bitch!
Death, dick, and destruction!
— I have some of these written down, perhaps they'll come in handy.
"Atheism is the religion whose followers are easiest to troll"
(Kills some one at a college)
Generic four letter name: I think, therefore... you don't.(kill)
(knocks someone off a building)
G 4 LN: I could have told him the express elevator was out.
(stabs someone in the eye)
Did you see it coming?
Side character: Hey! G 4 LN! What's with all the one liners? G 4 LN: Well I got a simple policy. One line, one kill.
Please.