...but the first one's fun!
...so if the second one makes it look lame by comparison...
...HOLY FUCK.
Dual WSTE-3M shotguns.
Grab 'em. Load 'em. Love 'em.
...And now Tze Tze has apparently encountered the cunt monsters.
They come in fire and swimmy versions, too.
DUMB
Wait, so I'm not the only one who thought that? >_>
And quit with the spoilers!
edited 8th Mar '10 8:52:56 PM by Tzetze
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Jesus, you think anything is spoilers.
Fine. You know what? YOU GET NOTHING NOW.
And yes. They do look rather like walking, angry vaginas. My last post was in light of your amusing post in Updates, though. 
Hexachordal Combinatorial
That line amuses me to no end.
Ecstasy is Sustained Intensity
...*snerk*
Even pistol ammo? Wow.
What level are you on again?
And yeah, they prettymuch fill the "zombie" enemy role in this game.
DUMB
Level two... ;_;
The S'pht leftovers are interesting. But I'm probably not going to use the teleports until I have to because confusion.
edited 8th Mar '10 9:12:43 PM by Tzetze
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DUMB
Okay, so when I wrote "level two" I actually meant "not level two", but those are pretty much the same thing. If you look at the big picture.
I must say that I like having an explanation for Bag of Spilling. Haven't had one since Megaman Legends 2.
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I leik marathon.
This first level is rapidly earning my ire. Rapidly.
You can't even write racist abuse in excrement on somebody's car without the politically correct brigade jumping down your throat!
legacy interface
Repost of the spoiler guide
in case you're close to giving up from frustration.
DUMB
People.
The last level of M2.
It is hard.
Also, I just gave a semi random bystander now known to me only by his email address links to the game. Weird.
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You thought that shit was hardcore?
Just wait 'til you stumble across the [[REDACTED]] in Marathon Infinity.
DUMB
On that note, I would like to state for the record that seeing Durandal afraid is so, so much worse than seeing him happy. Oh shit.
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I'm guessing you're at Na Cede Malis?
DUMB
Just beat that level, actually.
I am now working for Tycho.
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DUMB
The prospect of things getting worse than "Durandal is afraid and I'm working for an alien robot madman" makes me sad.
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rrrrrrrrr
Do you know why he's afraid?
Also, just in case you were not warned. You know what Marathon: Infinity is known for, right?
I'm still way back in the beginning of the original Marathon, because I'm stubborn.
The Rose The Rose The Rose
Sakamoto demands an explanation for this shit.
(weaving)
Goggle Fox: That's probably part of what attracted him to the series.
SHIKI is dead.
DUMB
Do you know why he's afraid? Oh yes. Or rather, oh no
And yeah, I know the Mind Fuck thing. Pretty much the whole reason I downloaded the series is the terminal from Kill Your Television quoted on top of the page.
Heheh. The Rose seems downright tame now.
edited 14th Mar '10 10:30:09 AM by Tzetze
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So you know how 4chan has those macros where the guy's like "dur this is lame" and then there's some panels of the whatever and then he's like "HOLY FUCK THIS IS AWESOME". Well I want one for Marathon because I just started the second game and HOLY FUCK THIS IS AWESOME :D :D :D :D :D
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