The Trash Heap of the TV Tropes Forum.

also just finished driving lesson,glad I didn't have to drive in the dark

So I just have to learn 2 theory

should be a piece of boring cake

oh man, soon you'll be able to drive the bat mobile

then you'll be like

ordinary-man

that drives the BAT MOBILE

(see I couldn't have done it)

(because statue)

(unless all that is required for me to have done it is consciousness because I apparently still have that and if that's the case I probably did do it)

(yes I am still having fun being a statue)

How are we hearing you?

Magic.

Ah

Oooh, creepy touchy teacher is gone today!

h o w u n f o r t u n a t e

And she wonders how I could mumble as one.

(Telepathy, duh.)

(As in, I am telepathically broadcasting my thoughts to you. Again, all that is required for that is consciousness.)

wait but what if I'm just reading your mind-

OZZY STOP THINKING ABOUT MEDUSA LIKE THAT.

edited 20th Nov '17 10:18:03 AM by RandomWriter413

(NEVER!)

OK THEN KEEP THINKING THAT.

(MAYBE I WILL)

get out of my head charles

(I am not Charles and I am not in your head.)

I'm in ur head

but I mean I'm in everyone's head

obviously

-unpetrifies Oz-

Gah!

Hey, I was enjoying that!

Sorry.

-reverses spell-

(welp)

ozbourne, would becoming the supervillain(ess) petrification woman interest you

(Yes.)