The Trash Heap of the TV Tropes Forum.

"okay trip let's discuss why you were banned, and we should be able to let you off the ho-"

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HOLY SHIT A KEN ASHCORP REFERENCE OH MY GOD YESS

Mew mew purr◊

oh yes the fororchestra arrangement of fuchsia ruler is amazeballs

x7, x6, x5, x4: Oh my god, I think a part of me just died.

You should click my link. It contains a cute cat.

*clicks link*

AWW, THAT IS TOO ADORABL...er, I mean, yes. That is a cute cat.

edited 27th May '15 12:43:54 PM by BaronGreen

That is my cat. Her name is Dusty.

She really is cute, though. She makes me miss my cat. Stupid apartments not allowing pets...my rage for you burns white hot!

Aw, that sucks. I didn't know if I'd 8e a8le to keep Dusty at first, 8ut it worked out that I could.

What is it about cats that makes them the way they are?

THEIR DICKS

Cat dicks are the best dicks, so.

...I don't believe I just said that. XD

...This is definitely going in the "strangest thing you've said today" thread.

edited 27th May '15 1:25:12 PM by BaronGreen

ew no

My cat does not have a dick.

And she is STILL too adora8le.

like I went up to turn on the ac so it'll 8e cool when I get home

and she came at me

mewing

and purring

clearly she is the devil

That is ever so adorable! How old is she?

HOW DARE YOU, SIR. CATS ARE THE EMBODIMENT OF EVERYTHING THAT IS GOOD AND JUST IN THIS WORLD AND THE NEXT. YOU SHALL NOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE.

edited 27th May '15 1:30:26 PM by BaronGreen

She turned two years old at the beginning of April.

I really want a cat again now.

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Cats are quite wonderful things! ^_^